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Just outfit changes tbh. The female characters wear less potato-sack clothing now but they still look too tame. They need their latex bikinis and ****
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Zero crashes for me in 5 hours.
Then again, I did crank the graphics way down.
Especially post-processing like bloom depth of field, and most of the rest of that trash
► Show Spoiler
► Show Spoiler
Lens flare, motion blur, bloom, and other **** like this is a curse from the assholes coming from the movie industry.
Why do my EYES have lens flare and other photographic effects?
You don't "see" depth of field in real life because you move your fovea araound and focus on different things, ffs.
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Already has two.
"Put Away Torch" and "No More ******** Psychic Massmind Economy"
But the first one is jank, and the second was literally vibecoded by Claude.
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
1: they're in a psychic massmind, somehow.
2: they pursue a strange, but "perfect" or rigid "strategy".
"Oh, I'm running low on money (ore) I better offer less and charge more", and other silliness.
This is not how you keep customers coming back unless you have a captive market, and even then.
The player wants to sell his stuff. All this does is make him wait days until the "resets" so he can get reasonable value form the stuff. It's frustration-designed grind-busywork.
I could go on in detail why this is imbecilic both in the game world and as game design, but I know you and you will either not listen or pretend to not understand (or both) because you have FINO-brain, so I won't waste my time and just use a mod that removes this ********.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
"staple" not "stable"Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 08:57For example, in New Camp it is a stable that the NPCs do not help each other unless they are Mercs because how individualist the faction is supposed to be.
Not in all cases. There were factions and groups, like the rice king and some of the the bar patrons, but generally yes.
Fortunately, the game already has faction code so it should be easy to fix by creating more sub-relationships.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Apparently this DEMAKE has now a level cap on each chapter, meaning the developers dictate how much you can level up on each chapter and after you get to that cap you can't gain experience anymore and since we are talking about incompetent buffoons that probably means that any quest exp you get past that or any kill exp past that gets wasted.
What a ****** ******* DEMAKE seriously.
Added to my list:
1. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
4. Apparently there is a level cap for each chapter now LMAO
What a ****** ******* DEMAKE seriously.
Added to my list:
1. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
4. Apparently there is a level cap for each chapter now LMAO
Yep. Same thing that gets sleeping NPCs to spawn on their roofs in a reload.Tangerine wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 12:46I bet that's some hacky fix to prevent NPCs from spawning in the floor.aweigh wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 12:43the one glitch i've noticed is when loading into a game i will sometimes see npc's fall down and get up.wndrbr wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 02:37@Lord of Riva so all those previous reports about the NPC simulation getting cut were false?
The devs clearly were concerned with too low positioning of NPCs getting stuck.
I've also seen NPCs entering the sim radius spawn very slightly high and clearly reposition to surface. Mostly with standing conversation groups.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
The lockpick game is WAY too difficult for both the quality of the locks they would mostly have, and for gameplay purposes.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:431. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
I don't mind the "only 8 hours of rest" as it seems to be both realistic and designed to push the player more towards food healing.
Which is a decent idea since there is no requirement to eat or sleep in the game at all.
The economy is stupid both from a gameworld perspective and as a gameplay nuisance.
It can be mitigated by stalling by the player for several days between sales, which is simply a waste of the player's real-world time for no benefit.
Unlike with food, it's not a "use another system" encouragement, it's just a brake on progress like the (alleged) issue with chapter level-caps.
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You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
If you can.
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Sounds like a feature I'd enjoyRand wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:371: they're in a psychic massmind, somehow.
2: they pursue a strange, but "perfect" or rigid "strategy".
"Oh, I'm running low on money (ore) I better offer less and charge more", and other silliness.
This is not how you keep customers coming back unless you have a captive market, and even then.
The player wants to sell his stuff. All this does is make him wait days until the "resets" so he can get reasonable value form the stuff. It's frustration-designed grind-busywork.
I could go on in detail why this is imbecilic both in the game world and as game design, but I know you and you will either not listen or pretend to not understand (or both) because you have FINO-brain, so I won't waste my time and just use a mod that removes this ********.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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I have not encountered a level cap even though I nearly cleared the map in chapter 1 so I'm not sure what this is about.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:43Apparently this DEMAKE has now a level cap on each chapter, meaning the developers dictate how much you can level up on each chapter and after you get to that cap you can't gain experience anymore and since we are talking about incompetent buffoons that probably means that any quest exp you get past that or any kill exp past that gets wasted.
What a ****** ******* DEMAKE seriously.
Added to my list:
1. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
4. Apparently there is a level cap for each chapter now LMAO
I reached the point where the Fire mages are killed in the old camp.
And of course now you are there to witness it, because things can't happen off-screen. It's a **** scenario, "Gomez makes you responsible for this as he sees you responsibe for the minecrawler nest" (Whcih in this game you open per explosives btw.)
You then have to talk with Milten, the fire mages are already grouped up in the castle of OC and should leave without being seen by Gomez. When you do the Mages are killed.
And the you can just strut back down to the mages and nobody reacts if you do, Gomez is still unkillable at this point and he wears the Ore armor.
It adds nothing and limits reactivity, meaning absolutely bad as a sequence.
EDIT: They also involve the "Group" in all mainquests early on, it's really not that great but also not a show stopper
The "Allied" Ai is exactly as **** as the OG, that kinda is unbelievable
EDIT²: I just realized I already have the swamp and new camp teleport rune, there is no reason at all to "flee" through the secret entrance
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I think I still have a maxxed Rig, even though I never play new games, when I do what would be the point if not maxed. Though I disabled Motion blur because that is just aids.Rand wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:25Zero crashes for me in 5 hours.
Then again, I did crank the graphics way down.
Especially post-processing like bloom depth of field, and most of the rest of that trash(all started at 100)► Show SpoilerOh, wait. It did "crash" on exit one time, but the game was already shut down. Something in the module shutdown/cleanup state. Didin't matter.► Show Spoiler
Lens flare, motion blur, bloom, and other **** like this is a curse from the assholes coming from the movie industry.
Why do my EYES have lens flare and other photographic effects?
You don't "see" depth of field in real life because you move your fovea araound and focus on different things, ffs.
EDIT: It's also mostly thinking Typos on my end. I now it's staple not stable, I just don't see when i write **** like this,
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Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:10I have not encountered a level cap even though I nearly cleared the map in chapter 1 so I'm not sure what this is about.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:43Apparently this DEMAKE has now a level cap on each chapter, meaning the developers dictate how much you can level up on each chapter and after you get to that cap you can't gain experience anymore and since we are talking about incompetent buffoons that probably means that any quest exp you get past that or any kill exp past that gets wasted.
What a ****** ******* DEMAKE seriously.
Added to my list:
1. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
4. Apparently there is a level cap for each chapter now LMAO
I reached the point where the Fire mages are killed in the old camp.
And of course now you are there to witness it, because things can't happen off-screen. It's a **** scenario, "Gomez makes you responsible for this as he sees you responsibe for the minecrawler nest" (Whcih in this game you open per explosives btw.)
You then have to talk with Milten, the fire mages are already grouped up in the castle of OC and should leave without being seen by Gomez. When you do the Mages are killed.
And the you can just strut back down to the mages and nobody reacts if you do, Gomez is still unkillable at this point and he wears the Ore armor.
It adds nothing and limits reactivity, meaning absolutely bad as a sequence.
EDIT: They also involve the "Group" in all mainquests early on, it's really not that great but also not a show stopper
The "Allied" Ai is exactly as **** as the OG, that kinda is unbelievable
What level are you?
Because people report on steam forums that there is ahard cap of lvl 5 in chapter 1 and I doubt all the people that talk about this are lying.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1297900/ ... 336158684/
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I am in chapter 4 nearly so I'm relatively high. I'm pretty sure I joined a camp at level 9 because my son wanted to see the new armor designs. There definitely was no level 5 cap in CH 1 for me. I Killed quite a few orcs already at that point.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:16Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:10I have not encountered a level cap even though I nearly cleared the map in chapter 1 so I'm not sure what this is about.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 15:43Apparently this DEMAKE has now a level cap on each chapter, meaning the developers dictate how much you can level up on each chapter and after you get to that cap you can't gain experience anymore and since we are talking about incompetent buffoons that probably means that any quest exp you get past that or any kill exp past that gets wasted.
What a ****** ******* DEMAKE seriously.
Added to my list:
1. The lock-picking mini game (not the actual minigame but the way your lock picks die really quickly on a mini game that can require even 50 steps to solve)
2. Cooldown on health recovery while sleeping (meaning sleeping wont recover your health and mana all the time)
3. The "economy" NPC's will pay less and less for repeated items you sell to them and you can even start getting ZERO ores for these items
4. Apparently there is a level cap for each chapter now LMAO
I reached the point where the Fire mages are killed in the old camp.
And of course now you are there to witness it, because things can't happen off-screen. It's a **** scenario, "Gomez makes you responsible for this as he sees you responsibe for the minecrawler nest" (Whcih in this game you open per explosives btw.)
You then have to talk with Milten, the fire mages are already grouped up in the castle of OC and should leave without being seen by Gomez. When you do the Mages are killed.
And the you can just strut back down to the mages and nobody reacts if you do, Gomez is still unkillable at this point and he wears the Ore armor.
It adds nothing and limits reactivity, meaning absolutely bad as a sequence.
EDIT: They also involve the "Group" in all mainquests early on, it's really not that great but also not a show stopper
The "Allied" Ai is exactly as **** as the OG, that kinda is unbelievable
What level are you?
Because people report on steam forums that there is ahard cap of lvl 5 in chapter 1 and I doubt all the people that talk about this are lying.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1297900/ ... 336158684/
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Ok I'll wait for more people to confirm or deny this then, for me it's already a trash DEMAKE anyway but a level cap would have been like the cherry on top.Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:25I am in chapter 4 nearly so I'm relatively high. I'm pretty sure I joined a camp at level 9 because my son wanted to see the new armor designs. There definitely was no level 5 cap in CH 1 for me. I Killed quite a few orcs already at that point.NezahualDoomer wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:16Lord of Riva wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:10
I have not encountered a level cap even though I nearly cleared the map in chapter 1 so I'm not sure what this is about.
I reached the point where the Fire mages are killed in the old camp.
And of course now you are there to witness it, because things can't happen off-screen. It's a **** scenario, "Gomez makes you responsible for this as he sees you responsibe for the minecrawler nest" (Whcih in this game you open per explosives btw.)
You then have to talk with Milten, the fire mages are already grouped up in the castle of OC and should leave without being seen by Gomez. When you do the Mages are killed.
And the you can just strut back down to the mages and nobody reacts if you do, Gomez is still unkillable at this point and he wears the Ore armor.
It adds nothing and limits reactivity, meaning absolutely bad as a sequence.
EDIT: They also involve the "Group" in all mainquests early on, it's really not that great but also not a show stopper
The "Allied" Ai is exactly as **** as the OG, that kinda is unbelievable
What level are you?
Because people report on steam forums that there is ahard cap of lvl 5 in chapter 1 and I doubt all the people that talk about this are lying.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1297900/ ... 336158684/
Sadly, many people here show signs of this phenomenon. It is like talking to a liberal white women about migration. No matter how many facts and evidence you bring up, they just reject it and when you finally walk away cause it is clearly a lost cause they think they won and are right.
It really annoys me sometime to this behavior here i was hopping for more rationality when joining up here.
BUT: when you just stop discussing some topics it is still acceptable to be here
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>I like that there was an attempt to simulate economics instead of just being able to sell 37 pickaxes to the guy that butchers meatMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:36Sadly, many people here show signs of this phenomenon. It is like talking to a liberal white women about migration. No matter how many facts and evidence you bring up, they just reject it and when you finally walk away cause it is clearly a lost cause they think they won and are right.
It really annoys me sometime to this behavior here i was hopping for more rationality when joining up here.
BUT: when you just stop discussing some topics it is still acceptable to be here
"FINO BRAIN!!!! YOU'RE LARPING!!!! RUSTYPOSTING RUSTYPOSTING!!!! NO RATIONAL DEBATE!!!!"
Every other discussion with me is like this.
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They should have made it clearer though. As it stands you don't see how much Ore you get when you bulk sell.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:41>I like that there was an attempt to simulate economics instead of just being able to sell 37 pickaxes to the guy that butchers meatMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:36Sadly, many people here show signs of this phenomenon. It is like talking to a liberal white women about migration. No matter how many facts and evidence you bring up, they just reject it and when you finally walk away cause it is clearly a lost cause they think they won and are right.
It really annoys me sometime to this behavior here i was hopping for more rationality when joining up here.
BUT: when you just stop discussing some topics it is still acceptable to be here
"FINO BRAIN!!!! YOU'RE LARPING!!!! RUSTYPOSTING RUSTYPOSTING!!!! NO RATIONAL DEBATE!!!!"
Every other discussion with me is like this.
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Well at least one person is still on topic. When do you think people will get the texture/models unpacked to be able to change them around? Will this be any different to other Unreal engine games? Can we get a cool mod armor that makes your character 8ft tall in full plate with spikes all over and skulls at the tips of the boots?
► For Stack of Turtles
Every game should have a rigid supply-and-demand simulation. I will take ALL of your shekels.
VAE VICTIS
i except rigidStack of Turtles wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:54Every game should have a rigid supply-and-demand simulation. I will take ALL of your shekels.
i do not except rigged
► For Stack of Turtles
accept*Killagain665 wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:56i except rigidStack of Turtles wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 16:54Every game should have a rigid supply-and-demand simulation. I will take ALL of your shekels.
i do not except rigged
But of course the game is rigged. The one who needs the sale more has to accept the price he gets. If I have the money and you don't, you can either sell to me at the price I choose or not sell at all.
VAE VICTIS
the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
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We have games like borderlands for you to play so the rest of us can enjoy RPGsMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
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Men fight with swords. Generals fight with maps. Emperors fight with spreadsheets.Mordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
what is the fun part about opening several different tables and check their numbers?rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:19We have games like borderlands for you to play so the rest of us can enjoy RPGsMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
we are not an emporer but a convict in a prison colony.Tangerine wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:20Men fight with swords. Generals fight with maps. Emperors fight with spreadsheets.Mordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
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Yeah no, don't **** on my excel games, dude.Mordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
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It immerses me in the world rather than taking me out of itMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:23what is the fun part about opening several different tables and check their numbers?rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:19We have games like borderlands for you to play so the rest of us can enjoy RPGsMordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
we are not an emporer but a convict in a prison colony.Tangerine wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:20Men fight with swords. Generals fight with maps. Emperors fight with spreadsheets.Mordred wrote: ↑ June 8th, 2026, 17:17the fun parts of rpgs are: Fighting, looting, leveling/char building
what kind of tism do you need to find it fun to walk through several npcs and check the numbers in their tables?
That is a thing so boring people usually get paid to do this.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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ah yes.
Devs: lets find a way to waste peoples time so numbers in steam stay up longer
Rusty: muh emmeschyon
Devs: lets find a way to waste peoples time so numbers in steam stay up longer
Rusty: muh emmeschyon

