Nintendo Fans Get *** Raped and Thank Nintendo for the Privilege

[SpellSword]

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[WaterMage]

Don't start or it'll begin ranting about how mexican hellhole #13 he happens to live in is actually a good **** shithole unlike the rest

False. I'm sadly in a totalitarian hellhole but that hellhole has nothing to do with mexico and is over 5000km away from Mexico and I want to live in UY,

BTW, comparing your "conservatives" with Argentinian "libertarians". Your conservative party is less white than what you consider non white.


src https://www.argentina.gob.ar/noticias/p ... asa-rosada

src https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/brit ... -rcna38164

[Reichspepe]

South Americans electing leftist *******, more at 8!

Not always, Argentinians elected a anarcho capitalist in their last election. El Salvador elected Bukele.

Either way, if the population of a region sees the tragedy of Cuba and prosperity of Pinochet Chile and choses to vote in the left, they deserve to suffer. I don't care if they are white, black, brown, blue, red, yellow or whatever. Mexicans elected a feminist trotskyst, if every single Mexican starve to death, would be their fault.

Those 2 things were actual news^^

[SoLong]

Oh no! So sad, if only there was a way for people to, hypothetically, play games made for Nintendo consoles without paying the greedy corporation a dime.

I mean seriously, there were precisely two Nintendo games for switch I was ever seriously interested in, and I still mananged to wait years until I could sail the seven seas to get them.

[Acrux]

BTW, comparing your "conservatives" with Argentinian "libertarians". Your conservative party is less white than what you consider non white.

There are no white people in this picture.

[Vergil]

Mexicans when they haven't had a tortilla in 2 hours

[WaterMage]

There are no white people in this picture.

I didn't said that are or not are. I said that their skin color on average is whiter than British conservatives.

White or not white is purely a question of "definition." For some people, even the lighter-skinned Arabs count as white. For others, only pure Nordic people are considered white, and Slavs or Meds aren't white. In the case of Vergil, for him, Naomi Campbell is white, but Gisele Bundchen is not because he believes in geographical magical mutations. Vergil really believes that if Adolf Eichmann had fled to Mexico City, he would have blended in as easily as in Bariloche.

[J1M]

Weird how conflating ethnicity with a color doesn't happen for any other races and only in an increasingly permissive way.

[WaterMage]

Weird how conflating ethnicity with a color doesn't happen for any other races and only in an increasingly permissive way.

Color is one aspect. But "hispanic" is a BS group that makes no sense. Vergil for eg can't differentiate this 3 leaders bellow



BTW, Macri in the second photo, he has Italian citizenship and Argentine citizenship.

Those 2 things were actual news^^

Yep.

Claudia Sheinball winning with over 80% votes is expected.

Anyway, I hope that Chileans will elect Johanes Kaiser.

[Reichspepe]

Weird how conflating ethnicity with a color doesn't happen for any other races and only in an increasingly permissive way.

Color is one aspect. But "hispanic" is a BS group that makes no sense. Vergil for eg can't differentiate this 3 leaders bellow



BTW, Macri in the second photo, he has Italian citizenship and Argentine citizenship.

Those 2 things were actual news^^

Yep.

Claudia Sheinball winning with over 80% votes is expected.

Anyway, I hope that Chileans will elect Johanes Kaiser.

I know nothing about him, but because he has a based name I assume Johannes Kaiser is good

[Reichspepe]

@WaterMage Also, is it just me, or does he remind one of Bud Spencer?

[Irenaeus]

src https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/brit ... -rcna38164

In spite of the affectations, Vergil is not British.

[Vergil]

Quit ******** up the thread Paco nobody cares about your abuelitas queso recipe or whatever the **** you're going on about.

[rusty_shackleford]

Too lazy to clean the thread up so please stop ******** it up :weeb:

[WaterMage]

Vergil is not British.

If he can call me Mexican, I can call him a Londoner. BTW, US department of travel considers Argentina safer to travel than his Caliphate aka Britain ( https://experience.arcgis.com/experienc ... 0ca3cebd9d )

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Back to Nintendo.

Anyone here doubts that few months after Switch 2, Steam Deck will be able to emulate Switch 2 games at better performance and greater battery life?

Nintendo is as **** as M$. Just has less monopolizing power.

[A Chinese opium den]

More like ¿Los fans de Nintendo Get *** Raped y Thank Nintendo for the Privilege? thread.

[WaterMage]

Bad news > Nintendo Switch 2 preorders are sold out everywhere

https://www.theverge.com/news/655361/ni ... top-target

I really hate Nintendo.

[Ranselknulf]

The world gets crazier each day, and I just want to play video games and close the curtains.

Reading that wiki kids profile just reminds me of how little I know about young-****, and how little desire I have to even try to understand them.

[WaterMage]

Nintendo fanboy insane takes bellow

[methoxetamine]

Mexicans elected a feminist trotskyst. They deserve to be ripped off. Nintendo should triple the prices there.

I don't care enough about ***** to even do cursory research into the topic, but was she really fairly elected? A literal shekike getting "elected" just reeks of **** trickery, I mean her name is ******* Sheinbaum for God's sake, plus it's a woman. Are ***** really that ******??

[Vergil]

Anyone who gets caught admitting to buying a Switch 2 should have a derogatory badge on here.

[WaterMage]

I don't care enough about ***** to even do cursory research into the topic, but was she really fairly elected? A literal shekike getting "elected" just reeks of **** trickery, I mean her name is ******* Sheinbaum for God's sake, plus it's a woman. Are ***** really that ******??

Mexico's average IQ is 82. This is why she won in a massive landslide. I don't expect any country with an average IQ <= 90 to elect sane politicians, and only Argentina (94) and Uruguay (98) have an average IQ above 90 in Latin America. But this thread is to talk about Nintendo. If you want to discuss IQ, elections in Mexico, and other stuff, please. Let's do it in another thread.

Switch is nothing more than a glorified tablet.

Steam deck run Switch games better than Switch

[WaterMage]

Nintendo Switch 2 sells out in less than an hour in pre-sale at one of the main stores in Brazil
Source -> Translate in your browser > https://manualdosgames.com/nintendo-swi ... pre-venda/

> Nintendo. Puts a console which costs more than 2 monthly minimum wages in a totalitarian hellhole
> People in the totalitarian hellhole buys so much that it solds out in less than an hour

Brazil is a shithole in every aspect, including games. RPGs here are viewed as androgynous teenagers with oversized swords saving the world in snes and psx. Very few people here played true good RPGs. I'm lucky to live relative close to ARG border but very unlucky to live in this shithole.

[J1M]

I ordered one of these. For the same reason I bought a Switch 1: to play Metroid Prime 4.

[Finarfin]

Why not just wait until Prime 4 is out and play it on the Switch?

[WaterMage]

If I wanted to play Prime 4, I would wait a emulator.

[J1M]

Why not just wait until Prime 4 is out and play it on the Switch?

Same reason I haven't played Tears of the Kingdom yet: I value my eyesight. I'm not going to play games that run at 20 fps.

[1998]

No platformer was ever good. It's a proto genre like adventure games that existed as stepping stones to real genres.
The only reason they're still made is because the simplicity of them appeals to normal 3 year olds and 28 year old reddit moderators.

Play Rayman Legends.

I just played a bit of Rayman Legends, around 12 hours, and it's decent fun. I'm sure you can grind it for much longer, but I had a good time. The pacing is good, the variety is great, and the movement mechanics are excellent. I'm mildly impressed.

[Vergil]

I had one of the Rayman games on PS1 and it was one of the very few games my mother would play with me.

[Oyster Sauce]

Rayman

Too easy...