Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[Grumpyboy]

ive been playing till Kuttenberg, I genuinely dislike this sequel at a deep level , the first felt very purist , like I was playing a game made by people that understood pre-modern sociality and values, the sequel feels very AAA, it's funny when I met Toth? The villain of the previous, game, I joked to myself, I bet there will be a clichéd "why not join me, you know we are the same speech" there was ... then fighting him I thought I bet he dies and falls through the window, and he did, the whole game is like this, a post-modern pile of crap, I hate it, to me the Hans and Henry dialogue now feels gay coded, I suspect they wanted to make the gay option seem feasible, so made them very intimate, but they are way too close for hetro men, if I talked to my friends like Henry talks to Hans I would get laughed at and called a poof, or told to shut up .. they sound like a pair of old queens, bickering, a lot of the time , plus the gay option appeared with ZERO encouragement, I signed when the "nomads" turned up, because I knew there would be a racism narrative (yes you can avoid it, but the fact its there at all feels like an L) I got to Kuttenberg and I felt well this isnt gonna get better and quit (didn't pay for the game **** that, I don't fund woke sell outs, who hate Christians)

[Fox1]

The amount of shills I still see on YT for this kosher garbage is astounding. All the videos pointing out the age issue, the faggotry or musa keep getting the same NPC comments: "It's oPtIoNaL!" "DeFiNe WoKe!" "you NeVeR pLaYeD it!" "iF it SoLd 2M cOpIeS iT MuST bE GoOd!" Vavra sure hired an army of simp ****

[Grumpyboy]

The amount of shills I still see on YT for this kosher garbage is astounding. All the videos pointing out the age issue, the faggotry or musa keep getting the same NPC comments: "It's oPtIoNaL!" "DeFiNe WoKe!" "you NeVeR pLaYeD it!" "iF it SoLd 2M cOpIeS iT MuST bE GoOd!" Vavra sure hired an army of simp ****

he did litrally hire a gay artist for the game who posted pro lgbt bs on twitter

[NotAI]

Overall it's not a bad game.

(-2) Like books from George Martin, it would be better if simply 1/3 was cut. Especially early in the game.

(-1) Too much AAA trash was put in there that spoils the pace. It tries to be a AAA movie. None of the movie stuff is reactive.

But...if nothing else comes out this year...it may be one of the best games this year (quote this bit)...because at least the world is nice detailed enough.

Like with Cyberpunk or Horizon Forbidden West, the world map makes up for a lot. Like those games as well, sound and music is good. Half the team is really good. Half is...you know what is...it's like a barrel of honey with some **** in it.

(0) Gameplay (fighting...) is mediocre or poor...(1) Reactivity is very insufficient. (2) Some bits are rubbish or cursed. (3) Story is merely okay, doesn't motivate, although some moments are good. Overall too little choice there.

But hey, few other games have toilets in the tower that have a real hole.You can look down it...and you see a giant pile of poo...a hundred feet below...where a body is also laying...which completes the quest to find the missing scribe.

I'd do a full review, but too lazy to take screenshots! Anybody wanna donate screenshots?

[traxtan]

But hey, few other games have toilets in the tower that have a real hole.You can look down it...and you see a giant pile of poo...a hundred feet below...where a body is also laying...which completes the quest to find the missing scribe.

Is that the quest where you help a jewish miller build a golem?

[Vaako]

But hey, few other games have toilets in the tower that have a real hole.You can look down it...and you see a giant pile of poo...a hundred feet below...where a body is also laying...which completes the quest to find the missing scribe.

Is that the quest where you help a jewish miller build a golem?

its a made up story by the miller, which actually makes gunpowder, but you can snitch on him at the vogt and he and his 2 helpers get hanged or you kill them yourself... one of the few npcs which arent immortal

[Oyster Sauce]

But hey, few other games have toilets in the tower that have a real hole.You can look down it...and you see a giant pile of poo...a hundred feet below...where a body is also laying...which completes the quest to find the missing scribe.

Is that the quest where you help a jewish miller build a golem?

its a made up story by the miller, which actually makes gunpowder, but you can snitch on him at the vogt and he and his 2 helpers get hanged or you kill them yourself... one of the few npcs which arent immortal

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

[rusty_shackleford]

****, what can't they do?

[Fox1]

****, what can't they do?

Leave people alone, not steal

[Wretch]

****, what can't they do?

Go to Heaven.

[traxtan]

The amount of shills I still see on YT for this kosher garbage is astounding.

Just a reminder that none of these people actually finished the game.

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Less than 10% of people finished the game and it's been out for a month.

[wndrbr]

That's a pretty decent number, considering the size of the game. Just slightly lower than DivOS2.

KCD1's completion rate was only 11%.

[rusty_shackleford]

it's a linear moviegame, 90% of people aren't going to do more than 1-2 sidequests

[Tangerine]

The amount of shills I still see on YT for this kosher garbage is astounding.

Just a reminder that none of these people actually finished the game.

Less than 10% of people finished the game and it's been out for a month.

Based on Steam numbers, average completion rate for RPGs seems to be between 20-40%.

[rusty_shackleford]

KCD1's completion rate was only 11%.

because it's ******* boring

[traxtan]

KCD1's completion rate was only 11%.

I have an excuse for this, the credits play before the epilogue mission which is ********. The actual ending quest is after the credits and if you own Hans' DLC (IN WHICH YOU HELP HIM ROMANCE A WOMAN ) you have to finish it if you didn't play it.

[Tinky Winky]

So the question is : how many Kangdomsisters does this forum has?

[traxtan]

So the question is : how many Kangdomsisters does this forum has?

Judging by the number of people here that played Baldur's Gay 3, probably a lot.

[Vaako]

Is that the quest where you help a jewish miller build a golem?

its a made up story by the miller, which actually makes gunpowder, but you can snitch on him at the vogt and he and his 2 helpers get hanged or you kill them yourself... one of the few npcs which arent immortal

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

Independently? You have to steal 1 book and a scroll for him which talk about that topic. Also if you talk to him he says a priest invented it way before him.

[Oyster Sauce]

its a made up story by the miller, which actually makes gunpowder, but you can snitch on him at the vogt and he and his 2 helpers get hanged or you kill them yourself... one of the few npcs which arent immortal

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

Independently? You have to steal 1 book and a scroll for him which talk about that topic.

A Jewish man is speaking. Listen and learn.

[rusty_shackleford]

So the question is : how many Kangdomsisters does this forum has?

3 people from the HQ that added me on steam own it, HQ curator advises against buying it.

[Reichspepe]

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

Independently? You have to steal 1 book and a scroll for him which talk about that topic.

A Jewish man is speaking. Listen and learn.

Funny memes aside, I'm pretty sure the miller is christian, not jewish.

[rusty_shackleford]

miller is the second(?) most common jewish surname iirc

[ArcaneLurker]

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

Independently? You have to steal 1 book and a scroll for him which talk about that topic.

A Jewish man is speaking. Listen and learn.

Stolen valour from ******

[1998]

The amount of shills I still see on YT for this kosher garbage is astounding.

Just a reminder that none of these people actually finished the game.

Less than 10% of people finished the game and it's been out for a month.

Based on Steam numbers, average completion rate for RPGs seems to be between 20-40%.

Feels it should be much lower, especially if you include all RPGs. KCD1 has 11.7% for ex.

[Tangerine]

Just a reminder that none of these people actually finished the game.

Less than 10% of people finished the game and it's been out for a month.

Based on Steam numbers, average completion rate for RPGs seems to be between 20-40%.

Feels it should be much lower, especially if you include all RPGs. KCD1 has 11.7% for ex.

Didn't research the number myself, but I'm assuming it's major releases.

[1998]

Found this one, but it's from 2014. Number is certainly lower now.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2014/03/17 ... nish-games

CP77 has a 37% completion rate

[traxtan]

CP77 has a 37% completion rate

Cyberpunk is an action adventure shooter not an RPG.

[Vaako]

To elaborate, he isn't just making gunpowder - he independently invented gunpowder on his own

Independently? You have to steal 1 book and a scroll for him which talk about that topic.

A Jewish man is speaking. Listen and learn.

I dont think anyone else than the miller himself ever says he made gunpowder. He never said that he was the first to make it. And the Hungarians/Sigismund also have gunpowder in the game and there is nothing to imply he provides all the gunpowder in bohemia either.

[Breathe]

it's a linear moviegame, 90% of people aren't going to do more than 1-2 sidequests

That always amazes me. Whenever I enter a game like KCD I just go around the world doing everything but the main quest.