Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[rusty_shackleford]

remember, the only source you can trust is rpghq

source: rpghq

[A Chinese opium den]

Telling harmful lies about the ****** game is not only morally right, but also funny.

[Rand]

they don't care what will happen to them in the future because they view their future self as another, completely separate being to the them in the now

That's not quite right.
It's a complex issue, but the basics as I understand them are this.

They want something NOW. They feel it NOW.
If they do think about the future, it's not as real and much less important than right now.
Feeling bad in the future is something they have come to expect and they do not factor it into current calculations with much weight.
Because it's a future problem, and their minds go straight to "I'll figure out a way to weasel out of it, probably."

Ever notice that a black in trouble is almost robotic? You can predict what they'll do and what they'll say with high precision.
Their entire mind is bent on avoiding the consequences occurring.
Which they don't consciously think of as consequences, by the way. They just think of it as unpleasant things happening now that they must stop. They don't care why.
When you see cops mistakenly talking to them, it's entirely scripted by their society: cry about racism, cry about how they're being cruel, listen to what the cop says and try to gaslight about it.
"Maybe I can fight this policeman and win and run?" (limited foreview, they don't consider that more cops will be after them; that's a future problem.)

I think it's a capacity problem: they literally cannot multiplex. They can only process one thread, often superficially as well.
Unlike me and maybe you, they can't consciously run parallel thought streams, dealing with the immediate while assessing potentialities.
You see this reflected in their behavior everywhere if you look.
Notice the distribution of blacks in American football. See many quarterbacks? It's not racism. If the ***** could do it, they'd dominate there, too. But their athletic prowess is insufficient for the position that requires complex mental modelling as well.
Look at other team sports (ignore baseball, it's a group sport, not a team sport) and you'll see the same individual behavior, but no group leader dynamic.

It is not as cryptic as you describe: they have enough connections to not care about future, because connections guarantee them future employment. Game industry have big enough salaries so this people can afford save and live till the end of their life, because they don't have family or kids to care about, they are lonely, angry, dissatisfied corporation drones who will spend leftover money on funko pops, rainbow merchandising, whatever their consumer brain will be commanded to consume and work for corporation because it allows them to put rainbow propaganda in its product. They don't care about future of their workplace because they will have another workplace to get salaries and satisfy consumer brain impulses and push propaganda. This creatures not as complex as you describe.

We're not talking about those people. We're talking about blacks, especially black sheboons.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

they don't care what will happen to them in the future because they view their future self as another, completely separate being to the them in the now

That's not quite right.
It's a complex issue, but the basics as I understand them are this.

They want something NOW. They feel it NOW.
If they do think about the future, it's not as real and much less important than right now.
Feeling bad in the future is something they have come to expect and they do not factor it into current calculations with much weight.
Because it's a future problem, and their minds go straight to "I'll figure out a way to weasel out of it, probably."

Ever notice that a black in trouble is almost robotic? You can predict what they'll do and what they'll say with high precision.
Their entire mind is bent on avoiding the consequences occurring.
Which they don't consciously think of as consequences, by the way. They just think of it as unpleasant things happening now that they must stop. They don't care why.
When you see cops mistakenly talking to them, it's entirely scripted by their society: cry about racism, cry about how they're being cruel, listen to what the cop says and try to gaslight about it.
"Maybe I can fight this policeman and win and run?" (limited foreview, they don't consider that more cops will be after them; that's a future problem.)

I think it's a capacity problem: they literally cannot multiplex. They can only process one thread, often superficially as well.
Unlike me and maybe you, they can't consciously run parallel thought streams, dealing with the immediate while assessing potentialities.
You see this reflected in their behavior everywhere if you look.
Notice the distribution of blacks in American football. See many quarterbacks? It's not racism. If the ***** could do it, they'd dominate there, too. But their athletic prowess is insufficient for the position that requires complex mental modelling as well.
Look at other team sports (ignore baseball, it's a group sport, not a team sport) and you'll see the same individual behavior, but no group leader dynamic.

It is not as cryptic as you describe: they have enough connections to not care about future, because connections guarantee them future employment. Game industry have big enough salaries so this people can afford save and live till the end of their life, because they don't have family or kids to care about, they are lonely, angry, dissatisfied corporation drones who will spend leftover money on funko pops, rainbow merchandising, whatever their consumer brain will be commanded to consume and work for corporation because it allows them to put rainbow propaganda in its product. They don't care about future of their workplace because they will have another workplace to get salaries and satisfy consumer brain impulses and push propaganda. This creatures not as complex as you describe.

We're not talking about those people. We're talking about blacks, especially black sheboons.

I put blacks in rainbow lunatics category. I never seen negro that doesn't support rainbow lunatics.

[gerey]

Ubisoft is going to have some stiff competition on launch day

[RangerBoo]

Ubisoft is going to have some stiff competition on launch day

Made by HistoricallyAccurateDevelopers. The trolling for this game is going to make Ubisoft and their remaining fanboys seethe.

[gerey]

Made by HistoricallyAccurateDevelopers. The trolling for this game is going to make Ubisoft and their remaining fanboys seethe.

Unlikely as it may be, it would be hilarious if this game manages to have more concurrent players than AssCreed.

[maidenhaver]

Ubisoft is going to have some stiff competition on launch day

If the game's basically Takeshi's Castle, I might. I would like to see slapdash absurdist parodies flood steam, every time a historical AAA game launches.

[1998]

Ubisoft is going to have some stiff competition on launch day

If the game's basically Takeshi's Castle, I might. I would like to see slapdash absurdist parodies flood steam, every time a historical AAA game launches.

Probably just a series of empty assets. Don't see anything else in those screenshots

[gerey]

Apparently the ****** can loot the imperial tomb and steal the armor. As a reminder, in Japan the Emperor was venerated as a god, and likely still is by a non-insignificant percentage of the population.

I am genuinely jealous of Ubisoft, not even I could have come up with something this offensive and racist, that plays into all the worst ****** stereotypes.

Sasuga, Guillemot.

[Tangerine]

Apparently the ****** can loot the imperial tomb and steal the armor. As a reminder, in Japan the Emperor was venerated as a god, and likely still is by a non-insignificant percentage of the population.

I am genuinely jealous of Ubisoft, not even I could have come up with something this offensive and racist, that plays into all the worst ****** stereotypes.

Sasuga, Guillemot.

is... is Shadows based?

[UltraFan123]

Judging by the video on Steam, Yasuke Simulator will be basically GTA featuring negro samurai, which is a much more accurate ****** representation than Shadows' historical revisionism will ever be. kek

[rusty_shackleford]

Weebs seething at one of the most based AAA games ever made.

[Marcus]

[WaterMage]

Not gonna lie. I think that I would have more fun playing Yasuke Simulator than *** Creed Shadows.

[SoLong]

Apparently the ****** can loot the imperial tomb and steal the armor. As a reminder, in Japan the Emperor was venerated as a god, and likely still is by a non-insignificant percentage of the population.

I am genuinely jealous of Ubisoft, not even I could have come up with something this offensive and racist, that plays into all the worst ****** stereotypes.

Sasuga, Guillemot.

If that's true then the hatred for this game in Japan is going to be apocalyptic. They already ****** up by stealing stuff from a re-enactment troupe and a scene in which a temple gets desecrated.

On planet reality anyone would be drawn and quartered for even a fraction of the **** the black weeb does.

[Envuen]

a disgruntled employee leaked the game

[1998]

Damage control one month before release, loving it

[Jordy]

a disgruntled employee leaked the game

This probably needs a bit of background. It seems a person or people had actual PS5 copies of the game and were streaming it. Twitch and PReddit did their best to try and ban anything showing it.

[SoLong]

a disgruntled employee leaked the game

This probably needs a bit of background. It seems a person or people had actual PS5 copies of the game and were streaming it. Twitch and PReddit did their best to try and ban anything showing it.

God, I hate redditards so ******* much. They're the demonic lovechildren of HR Karen and the most depraved corporate stooge.

[Jordy]

a disgruntled employee leaked the game

This probably needs a bit of background. It seems a person or people had actual PS5 copies of the game and were streaming it. Twitch and PReddit did their best to try and ban anything showing it.

God, I hate redditards so ******* much. They're the demonic lovechildren of HR Karen and the most depraved corporate stooge.

And pedos.

[pillbox]

nips don't even play asscreed games(few do anymore). ac3 also had you kill george washington. george washington > some gay 'emperor'(gay insect lord)

[J1M]

You guys are complaining, but somebody must be buying: my ubisoft shares are up 6% in the last week.

[Finarfin]

Was there any outrage at Ubisoft when they made the Washington DLC and making him a tyrant?

[gerey]

but somebody must be buying: my ubisoft shares are up 6% in the last week

Likely people buying while the stock is low, gambling on whether AssCreed: ***** from Manila will be a success.

Shares could also climb if Tencent begins the takeover, or when the leadership is kicked out.

[SoLong]

You guys are complaining, but somebody must be buying: my ubisoft shares are up 6% in the last week.

The less important factor: It's running on hopes and willful self-delusion. The game isn't out yet so it's not officially a flop yet.

The main reason the shares are not falling off a cliff is because Ubisoft is trying to sell itself to Tencent. The shareholders and investors are hoping for a big buyout.

The current problem on that front is that Tencent doesn't want the Guillemot family involved (they're the founders, but also ultimately responsible for allowing the rot to spread) and likely also isn't interested in the locations or personnel: Tencent can produce cheaper, faster and (looking at Ubisoft's current output) likely better games themselves. So chances are they're only interested in the intellectual property.

If the deal goes through I predict that a lot of useless lefty devs will get the boot.

[J1M]

You guys are complaining, but somebody must be buying: my ubisoft shares are up 6% in the last week.

The less important factor: It's running on hopes and willful self-delusion. The game isn't out yet so it's not officially a flop yet.

The main reason the shares are not falling off a cliff is because Ubisoft is trying to sell itself to Tencent. The shareholders and investors are hoping for a big buyout.

The current problem on that front is that Tencent doesn't want the Guillemot family involved (they're the founders, but also ultimately responsible for allowing the rot to spread) and likely also isn't interested in the locations or personnel: Tencent can produce cheaper, faster and (looking at Ubisoft's current output) likely better games themselves. So chances are they're only interested in the intellectual property.

If the deal goes through I predict that a lot of useless lefty devs will get the boot.

Disagree on some points. Not aware of many studios able to produce content at the rate Ubisoft does. Their internal tools are top notch.

[rusty_shackleford]

games like odyssey or vikangz would have taken a decade for any other studio and had 1/3rd the content
you can dislike the slop they make but recognize they're basically the only major studio capable of actually making games in a reasonable timeframe

[Kain]

I just found out that this ****** is in Nioh 2 too

Oh yea, I forgot about the magic ****** who appears along with the woke wave.

[SoLong]

You guys are complaining, but somebody must be buying: my ubisoft shares are up 6% in the last week.

The less important factor: It's running on hopes and willful self-delusion. The game isn't out yet so it's not officially a flop yet.

The main reason the shares are not falling off a cliff is because Ubisoft is trying to sell itself to Tencent. The shareholders and investors are hoping for a big buyout.

The current problem on that front is that Tencent doesn't want the Guillemot family involved (they're the founders, but also ultimately responsible for allowing the rot to spread) and likely also isn't interested in the locations or personnel: Tencent can produce cheaper, faster and (looking at Ubisoft's current output) likely better games themselves. So chances are they're only interested in the intellectual property.

If the deal goes through I predict that a lot of useless lefty devs will get the boot.

Disagree on some points. Not aware of many studios able to produce content at the rate Ubisoft does. Their internal tools are top notch.

Those tools would still fall under intellectual property. Even if they're as good as you say (I don't know the details) then the current crop of employees certainly aren't using them for anything good.