I predict that DA:Deadname will cause quite an increase in the non-buy-nary population then.
Honestly though, I'm just confused. Yes, the devs are obviously ****** or the type of gay even other gays would shove into lockers... so why is every character so repellent?
Think about this: if some frustrated **** wants to write a black elf or some incredibly unattractive gay guy wants to write his Chad Thundercock, why the **** is everyone still ugly? Who are these characters designed to appeal to?
I can see why people think that someone like Alistair or Cullen would be attractive because they are conventionally handsome white men, i.e. the type of guys who **** the homecoming queen and wouldn't waste a second thinking about the weird, fey guys looking at them all moon-eyed. Same goes for Morrigan (DA:O at least): obvious crazy you shouldn't stick your **** into but which 95% of guys would do anyway.
DA:I was sketchier (especially on the attractive women front) but I can still see that some desperate soul tried to make the characters visually appealing and succeeded with a few.
But this cast just has me confused. Bioware wrote themselves into a corner with the LGBTWTFBBQC++ pandering so why are they now creating characters even the most desperate, limp-wristed queen wouldn't want to sleep with?