Dragon Age™: The Veilguard is a Return To Form

[Rand]

All right place your bets on the critic scores for tomorrow. I’m guessing mid 85 on metacritic and for user scores on release day will be mid to low 70’s.

Right again.

[Roguey]

Ugh he and his wife are definitely in an open marriage where he's just ******* dudes.

Optimistic of you to assume he's ******* (or being ****** by) anything. More likely is that he sits in the **** chair after he's finished prepping the bull.

It's incredibly easy to hook up with other men, see Anthony Burch (who had a hilarious uneasy reaction to how strong gay men come on).

Looks like his wife is dyking out, so not necessarily bulls. https://x.com/karinweekes

[Rand]

How is this a world where we're not allowed to just hang these people from the nearest convenient tree?

[Luckmann]

[Kronus]

All right place your bets on the critic scores for tomorrow. I’m guessing mid 85 on metacritic and for user scores on release day will be mid to low 70’s.

Right again.

These mofo sites need to crash & burn.

[Nooneatall]

Is this real?

[Luckmann]

Is this real?

As far as I can tell, yes, completely. There's even articles floating around on how the game lets you declare yourself to be a ******, presumably based on this.

[Jordy]

All right place your bets on the critic scores for tomorrow. I’m guessing mid 85 on metacritic and for user scores on release day will be mid to low 70’s.

Right again.

Game journos lol

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

All right place your bets on the critic scores for tomorrow. I’m guessing mid 85 on metacritic and for user scores on release day will be mid to low 70’s.

Considering how the devs are only giving early access to their ****-sucking chills, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out with a "perfect" score all around. lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if reviewers like Mostismal gave it recommended, I would loose all repeat for him though.

Wow it’s worse then I thought ,said it’s the best in the series. What a ******* joke.I can’t believe how many people took his reviews seriously.

[Rand]

Considering how the devs are only giving early access to their ****-sucking shills, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out with a "perfect" score all around. lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if reviewers like Mortisimal gave it recommended, I would lose all respect for him though.

Wow it’s worse then I thought ,said it’s the best in the series. What a ******* joke.I can’t believe how many people took his reviews seriously.

Yeah. He's off the list of reviewers I will bother to listen to forever.
I now wonder if he's a closet pegging enjoyer while wearing "his wife's" lingerie, too.

[Acrux]

It's incredibly easy to hook up with other men,

Of course Roguey knows this.

[Nooneatall]

Is this real?

As far as I can tell, yes, completely. There's even articles floating around on how the game lets you declare yourself to be a ******, presumably based on this.

Half the **** I see looks like a parody now I'm not even sure what reality is.

[Xenich]

Considering how the devs are only giving early access to their ****-sucking shills, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out with a "perfect" score all around. lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if reviewers like Mortisimal gave it recommended, I would lose all respect for him though.

Wow it’s worse then I thought ,said it’s the best in the series. What a ******* joke.I can’t believe how many people took his reviews seriously.

Yeah. He's off the list of reviewers I will bother to listen to forever.
I wonder if he's a closet pegging enjoyer while wearing "his wife's" lingerie now, too.

It is all a scam. If you go to Steam forums, the narrative is " See, you were all wrong... reviews are excellent!" with a lot of insulting, attacking, etc... of anyone who had issues.

Veilguard forums are HEAVILY moderated (bans, mass deletions, etc...) and they have a goon squad that circles for attack anyone who even remotely tries to bring in reality.

Any reviewer who gives this game a positive is doing it not because the game is good, but because they are either props for the narrative, paid off, or afraid of the goons who will swarm and cancel them if they don't toe the line.

A reviewer who doesn't **** can this game should be immediately blacklisted by anyone who has a shred of intelligence or honesty.

They are always worried about the ****** cancelling them, but they should worry about the normal players as they are the ones that keep them in business.

People need to stop this "well, I will pirate it and give it a try" or the "rubber necking" approach. Don't buy it, don't play it, just **** post it and anyone who supports it and move on.

[Oyster Sauce]

Maybe it's just really good

[gerey]

Every interaction sounds like HR is in the room

t. SkillUp

[UltraFan123]

Is this real?

As far as I can tell, yes, completely. There's even articles floating around on how the game lets you declare yourself to be a ******, presumably based on this.

Half the **** I see looks like a parody now I'm not even sure what reality is.

I think that was the libtards' original intention for the entire world funnily enough, a world were nobody is certain what is real makes it easier to convince everyone that their delusional ideologies are legit.

[Luckmann]

I don't like 'dialogue trees'(i.e., selecting dialogue options from a list) at all and think they do more harm than good, tho.

Other than dialogue wheels and actual dialogue choices, what other options are there?

[Roguey]

Of course Roguey knows this.

Not exactly hidden knowledge, though I do have a mild interest in the ways of queers. https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/joel-sc ... ation.html

Have you ever guessed the number of partners you’ve had?
It would be in the double-digit thousands, but that is not unusual.

Double-digit thousands. You mean like 2,000 or 3,000?
That’s not double digits, that’s single digits.

Oh! So 20,000 or 30,000. Somewhere in there.
Or 10, or 20.

That’s really amazing.
It’s not for a gay male, because it’s available.

Most of them are like this. With men, there are no hang-ups.

[gerey]

What percentage of those were minors?

Also, everyone should look into the distribution of STDs by sexual orientation. Fascinating stuff.

[Yankee Zulu]

If there are bad parts in the game it doesnt mean its bad. Try it and you will like it.

[RayoSombrio]

Lol, this game will make BG3 look like a very normal and straight game in comparison. Do you think mods can fix this crap? Hard to say.

[Nooneatall]

If there are bad parts in the game it doesnt mean its bad. Try it and you will like it.

If there's a turd in your sandwich the rest might still be good ! Just eat around the ****

[rusty_shackleford]

If there are bad parts in the game it doesnt mean its bad. Try it and you will like it.

It doesn't work when the game is so overwhelmingly bad that it completely overshadows any potential good parts(that don't exist)

[Boontaker]

Whoever plays this game should get banned

[Xenich]

What percentage of those were minors?

Also, everyone should look into the distribution of STDs by sexual orientation. Fascinating stuff.

Sometimes I wonder if God had installed a biological garbage disposal in the rectum, if it would have reduced a lot of these issues.

[UltraFan123]

Lol, this game will make BG3 look like a very normal and straight game in comparison. Do you think mods can fix this crap? Hard to say.

I do think there's a limit to even how much can mods fix when it comes to this game's level of faggotry.

[Xenich]

Whoever plays this game should get banned

Well, anyone who would play it... (knowing what we know) well... I have serious reservations about.

[Xenich]

Lol, this game will make BG3 look like a very normal and straight game in comparison. Do you think mods can fix this crap? Hard to say.

I do think there's a limit to even how much can mods fix when it comes to this game's level of faggotry.

Why would you want to bother anyway? The game at its core is poorly designed console garbage.

[SoLong]

Literal quote from the game: "I'm non binary and I use they/them pronouns."

This series is done. Sorry, this thing is so ******* pozzed and current year there is no way to treat it as anything but a joke.

[rusty_shackleford]

Starfieldchads stay winning

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