Dragon Age™: The Veilguard is a Return To Form

[Vergil]

****** Age hasn't been worth it since the first game and only rode on that ones success. The second instalment was lazy and ****, Inquisition was pure slop and anyone who wastes cash on the next steaming turd kinda gets what he deserves. In the end it'll likely be full of qunari ********, elf lives matter ******** and white man bad, so screw it.

That's probably gonna be a quite correct assessment, I'm afraid.

Okay but what if there were only a *few* boy molesting fruits and cross dressing groomers?

[BLofbr]

Dragon age is dead, was a cool game ip, but bioware is full of the gay.

[Brother Chad]

It had like one maybe alright game and two fat ******* turds.

A disgrace to the RPG-playing race.

[Lyx0081]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

[1998]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Still 80% brown and black with some token *****...

[gerey]

Just about the only game I'm excited for that is releasing this year.

I want to see what nearly a decade of slowly festering in BioWare's bowels looks like.

[jebacdrkac]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

[Brother Chad]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

[jebacdrkac]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

[Brother Chad]

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

Likes can also be purchased.


Protip, see how the same trailer uploaded by other sources perform.

[jebacdrkac]

heh women really age like ****, especially in bioware




Didnt even realize it was her until I read the comments, I thought she was just narrating for a bit

[swolenigga]

DA Morrigan always looked like a greasy roastie.

The only Morrigan that matters is from Darkstalkers.

[Schizoid1488]

reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1esvqg1/this_angle_makes_her_look_like_a_whole_new_person/

These people need to all be purged. How can anyone unironically look at this and soyface. OH MY SCIENCE SHE LOOKS SO SICK AND BADASS! It looks like ****. It's a literal ******. That's a man. That's a whole *** *****. That's a blue ****** with horns talking in a white female's voice. If this game doesn't flop it's over. The amerimutt europoor empire has finally fallen and we are NEVER coming back from this.

[RangerBoo]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Look, the Western game industry has admitted that they are desperate now. You are seeing more and more devs begging gamers to give them a chance and game journoscum saying "What is the point in making games anymore?" because their DEI goyslop games with a black lesbian girl boss protagonist isn't selling. Watch as they slowly, but surely, try to appeal more to straight white male gamers by having a white male protagonist be in their games and trailers. Won't make the game any less **** but I love that this is proving me right in that money talks and that these game companies are changing their stances on DEI much to the chagrin of the fat liberal feminists and communist ******** on the dev team. Long way to go but progress is being made into getting DEI and the fat liberal feminists and their purse puppies out of the industry. As always, greed wins out in the end.

[MalwareEnthusiast]

****** Age hasn't been worth it since the first game and only rode on that ones success. The second instalment was lazy and ****, Inquisition was pure slop and anyone who wastes cash on the next steaming turd kinda gets what he deserves. In the end it'll likely be full of qunari ********, elf lives matter ******** and white man bad, so screw it.

That's probably gonna be a quite correct assessment, I'm afraid.

Okay but what if there were only a *few* boy molesting fruits and cross dressing groomers?

Depends whether they're killable...

[Element]

hehe

[Element]

On a more serious note it's gone full soyjak in every department. Art, writing, tone. All of it.

[UltraFan123]

reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1esvqg1/this_angle_makes_her_look_like_a_whole_new_person/

These people need to all be purged. How can anyone unironically look at this and soyface. OH MY SCIENCE SHE LOOKS SO SICK AND BADASS! It looks like ****. It's a literal ******. That's a man. That's a whole *** *****. That's a blue ****** with horns talking in a white female's voice. If this game doesn't flop it's over. The amerimutt europoor empire has finally fallen and we are NEVER coming back from this.

Deadass, if you hadn't pointed out that this thing is a female, I would have kept assuming that this was a male. lmfao

[Hurtyy]

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

The people who saw how **** it was moved on already. Now only the ******* are left

[Oyster Sauce]

hehe

I'm not an expert but I don't think skeletons look like this

[KOS-MOS]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

I noticed this too. The same profiles deffending the game as if it was made by their own dad or something. Very sus.

[UltraFan123]

Speaking of the main character shown in the trailer, it was changed from ****** to what I assume is a middle-eastern/arab which could indeed be considered an "upgrade" depending on who you ask.

[wndrbr]

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

people who disliked the old trailer didn't even bother to watch the new one.

[1998]

Lol, bots bro. Have you read some of the comments? It's very hello fellow humans.

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

people who disliked the old trailer didn't even bother to watch the new one.

First trailer: 4.4M views
Second trailer: 0.4M views

[UltraFan123]

comments will always be filled with bots nothing new, I am talking about like/dislike ratio
first trailer 45000/269000
latest one 18000/3400

people who disliked the old trailer didn't even bother to watch the new one.

First trailer: 4.4M views
Second trailer: 0.4M views

Gets to show that even in the extreme scenario where these AAA studios were to miraculously learn their lesson and change their ways for the better, any remaining trust they had is forever lost and no new chances would be given.

[Godjjjita]

Apparently, they are going to sell the game at 60 dollars (most AAA companies are moving to 70) and even their deluxe edition will be priced 80$.
This to me is an attempt at increasing sales or gaining some goodwill before the game is public reviewed (some fools will pre-order), a sign they don't trust the quality of the product after all.

[1998]

Apparently, they are going to sell the game at 60 dollars (most AAA companies are moving to 70) and even their deluxe edition will be priced 80$.
This to me is an attempt at increasing sales or gaining some goodwill before the game is public reviewed (some fools will pre-order), a sign they don't trust the quality of the product after all.

Yeah...I am not sure about that, it's still 60 USD with no regional pricing

[J1M]

Or maybe it is 5 hours long.

[SoLong]

another trailer. isn't it weird how they changed the main character, so he's not a ****** anymore?

Wow its actually not disliked to oblivion, wont be surprised if the **** actually sells good.never underestimate how ******** average gamer is

It also doesn't have many votes despite being a day old. For a franchise this large it's a bit worrying.

Also, why the **** do I constantly think this is a mobile game? What is it about this game's aesthetic that looks like it should be on a phone?

Did they at least bring the desire demons back? Or are they too scared of the shrieking femcels for that?

Anything but making the demons into interchangeable floating curtains with colored neon lines across them, thanks.

[Shillitron]

hehe

It was hard to find failguard images for this collage cause everything is wiped off the internet since GameInformer went out of business. @J1M