No Alphabets 7.1 — Baldur's Gate 3

[arisen]

And her mentioning how "liberating" it is to have natural female body hair everywhere.

Reject humanity, become m o n k e

[SoLong]

Also found a couple -- female halfling, male human -- openly discussing their bisexuality and preferences in public, while ogling flaming fists.
And her mentioning how "liberating" it is to have natural female body hair everywhere.

Isn't it fascinating? Evil gods are conspiring to take over the world, an obviously evil guy is taking over the city they live in and these two are "Cocksucking tho", "female body hair tho".

It's almost like these are just mouthpieces for the writer's hangups...

[Silver]

It's almost like these are just mouthpieces for the writer's hangups...

Oh but they absolutely are. The dialogue is also not something you can "skip through" since it's just overhead text that pops up when NPCs talk in BG city. Of course, you can miss it still while drowning in the slop that's Act 3, but anyway. The fact it's ALWAYS there on repeat, those absolutely ******** dialogues -- vile. Just vile.

► Dialogues in question btw

Male: If you had to pick one for a night of passion?
Female: The one with that dink in his chest plate. I'd give him a few more of those, if you catch my drift.
Male: Hard not to. I'm standing downwind.

Male: I'm telling you, that Flaming Fist was winking at me.
Female: Well she nodded at me. Very suggestively, I might add.
Male: A suggestive nod? You've been single too long.

Female: What about the tall one? He's a bit of all right.
Male: Ugh. Not my type. He's not been near a razor in months.
Female: Neither have I. I'm exactly as Yondalla made me. Never felt so liberated.

They are ogling flaming fists patrol walking nearby, and when you talk to them halfling straight up tells you off for blocking "the views" while male goes into a soft voice about "well there's nothing wrong in looking, right. a man can dream..."

[Rand]

Also found a couple -- female halfling, male human -- openly discussing their bisexuality and preferences in public, while ogling flaming fists.
And her mentioning how "liberating" it is to have natural female body hair everywhere.

Isn't it fascinating? Evil gods are conspiring to take over the world, an obviously evil guy is taking over the city they live in and these two are "Cocksucking tho", "female body hair tho".

It's almost like these are just mouthpieces for the writer's hangups...

Oh but they absolutely are. The dialogue is also not something you can "skip through" since it's just overhead text that pops up when NPCs talk in BG city. Of course, you can miss it still while drowning in the slop that's Act 3, but anyway. The fact it's ALWAYS there on repeat, those absolutely ******** dialogues -- vile. Just vile.

► Dialogues in question btw

Male: If you had to pick one for a night of passion?
Female: The one with that dink in his chest plate. I'd give him a few more of those, if you catch my drift.
Male: Hard not to. I'm standing downwind.

Male: I'm telling you, that Flaming Fist was winking at me.
Female: Well she nodded at me. Very suggestively, I might add.
Male: A suggestive nod? You've been single too long.

Female: What about the tall one? He's a bit of all right.
Male: Ugh. Not my type. He's not been near a razor in months.
Female: Neither have I. I'm exactly as Yondalla made me. Never felt so liberated.

They are ogling flaming fists patrol walking nearby, and when you talk to them halfling straight up tells you off for blocking "the views" while male goes into a soft voice about "well there's nothing wrong in looking, right. a man can dream..."

I did not believe in coomer brain, but it is clear that some people are really hung up on being public nuisances with their woke leftoid sex fetishes (outside of the yearly real-life "pride" open-air depravity).

[Hauberk]

Are you sure you're modding Baldur's Gate and not Sodom?

[arisen]

It's almost like these are just mouthpieces for the writer's hangups...

Oh but they absolutely are. The dialogue is also not something you can "skip through" since it's just overhead text that pops up when NPCs talk in BG city. Of course, you can miss it still while drowning in the slop that's Act 3, but anyway. The fact it's ALWAYS there on repeat, those absolutely ******** dialogues -- vile. Just vile.

► Dialogues in question btw

Male: If you had to pick one for a night of passion?
Female: The one with that dink in his chest plate. I'd give him a few more of those, if you catch my drift.
Male: Hard not to. I'm standing downwind.

Male: I'm telling you, that Flaming Fist was winking at me.
Female: Well she nodded at me. Very suggestively, I might add.
Male: A suggestive nod? You've been single too long.

Female: What about the tall one? He's a bit of all right.
Male: Ugh. Not my type. He's not been near a razor in months.
Female: Neither have I. I'm exactly as Yondalla made me. Never felt so liberated.

They are ogling flaming fists patrol walking nearby, and when you talk to them halfling straight up tells you off for blocking "the views" while male goes into a soft voice about "well there's nothing wrong in looking, right. a man can dream..."

So how exactly does sweat-drenched hairy fish taco, face squirrels, dead rat smelling armpit bushes, "free estate for lice" balls, bearded legs and pubes-covered stomachs help anyone feel liberated? Noah, prepare the ******* boat.

[UltraFan123]

So how exactly does sweat-drenched hairy fish taco, face squirrels, dead rat smelling armpit bushes, "free estate for lice" balls, bearded legs and pubes-covered stomachs help anyone feel liberated? Noah, prepare the ******* boat.

My thoughts exactly!

I kid you not, I sometimes imagine how my face would look like if I let my mustache and beard grow thick to see if it would look nice on me, but that idea always disappear when my facial hair starts to turn my face into an overheated oven.

Can't imagine how brainrotted someone must be to willingly be uncomfortable all the time just to "be free of traditional social norms".

[SniperChris]

Also found a couple -- female halfling, male human -- openly discussing their bisexuality and preferences in public, while ogling flaming fists.
And her mentioning how "liberating" it is to have natural female body hair everywhere.

Part of the problem with the freaks and weirdos infiltrating Fantasy is they don't know how to write Fantasy. A halfling (who are apparently exceptionally hairy in Faerûn? since when?) would not feel the need to comment how "liberated" she feels by being hairy. This would be her natural state of being and part of her culture. These freaks, perverts, and weirdos have ZERO empathy. They cannot imagine themselves in someone else's shoes. Frankly, I doubt they even have the capacity for an internal monologue. All they can do is "write what they know," as they were taught in overpriced creative writing seminars.

This results in characters that all feel like they come from Los Angeles, New York, and London. There's no difference between a human, an elf, and a dwarf. The only non-humans into whom they put any amount of effort were the githyanki.

[AndreGAS]

First of all, thanks, @orinEsque and the Team for such great work! For me personally the purchase of BG3 was a huge disappointment due to its woke-**** until I found rpgHQ and all you great girls and guys. Great thank you from an nearly half century old gamer, honestly.

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book provided here:

[orinEsque]

We were playing multiplayer, there was a remark from one of the girls "Aww that's such a cute couple".


Little did they know this couple was a beneficiary of NoAlphabet . Larian has almost 0 straight human couples.

[Hateithere67]

Would be easier to make your own game instead

[Oyster Sauce]

Would be easier to make your own game instead

Elaborate.

[Hateithere67]

Why waste time basically changing the entire game and just make one exacly how you want it? Would that not be easier

[Oyster Sauce]

Why waste time basically changing the entire game and just make one exacly how you want it? Would that not be easier

You're probably right. Locking this thread for wasting everyone's time.

[LemonDemonGirl]

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book

So basically
"WOTC is full of Woke fucktards who wouldn't get off our asses and we got tired of it. Never again"
Right?

[rusty_shackleford]

It has come to my attention that this mod is homophobic, racist, and transphobic. Therefore, in my power as admin, I deem everyone involved in creating it as very based.

[gerey]

It has come to my attention that this mod is homophobic, racist, and transphobic.

But not antisemitic?

How can it be based?

[Oldtimer]

First of all, thanks, @orinEsque and the Team for such great work! For me personally the purchase of BG3 was a huge disappointment due to its woke-**** until I found rpgHQ and all you great girls and guys. Great thank you from an nearly half century old gamer, honestly.

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book provided here:

But Pathfinder for example was woke as hell. Does Larian really need SBI or its equivalent if they can tick the boxes themselves?

[Oldtimer]

Also found a couple -- female halfling, male human -- openly discussing their bisexuality and preferences in public, while ogling flaming fists.
And her mentioning how "liberating" it is to have natural female body hair everywhere.

Part of the problem with the freaks and weirdos infiltrating Fantasy is they don't know how to write Fantasy. A halfling (who are apparently exceptionally hairy in Faerûn? since when?) would not feel the need to comment how "liberated" she feels by being hairy. This would be her natural state of being and part of her culture. [...]

This results in characters that all feel like they come from Los Angeles, New York, and London. There's no difference between a human, an elf, and a dwarf. The only non-humans into whom they put any amount of effort were the githyanki.

Very well said - I never encountered this couple since I had uninstalled the game in rage at the beginning of act 3, but... yes, you are right.

And this 'hairiness' has to be put in perspective, by looking at the world: it is apparently technologically at a medieval level, with most of the population living and working in the countryside, k? That means long days, hard work, and for most people hardships and quite short lives, magic and monsters uncounted for. And that spills over to city people, who have to deal with constant shortages of especially food and other resources, unfair class systems, widespread poverty and a non-existant social security net. That in turn means that people will not smell of soap (washing yourself with which water distribution system?), and hairy pits, dicks and pussies is the norm.

This is not to say there haven't been civilisations that had all of this (see: Rome et al), but I have yet to see an aqueduct in D&D or any fantasy setting.

And - if I may continue my soapbox rant - that's because most fantasy creators find all of that logistical and infrastructure stuff to be so very, very BORING; better to handwave it as 'magic' in the best case or just not adress it at all.

[Hateithere67]

"If you want it done right, do it yourself" remains true especially for these fantasy games.

[Acrux]

First of all, thanks, @orinEsque and the Team for such great work! For me personally the purchase of BG3 was a huge disappointment due to its woke-**** until I found rpgHQ and all you great girls and guys. Great thank you from an nearly half century old gamer, honestly.

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book provided here:

But Pathfinder for example was woke as hell. Does Larian really need SBI or its equivalent if they can tick the boxes themselves?

Pathfinder wasn’t made by Larian.

[orinEsque]

Would be easier to make your own game instead

Why should I when I can change yours? Like that.

[orinEsque]

First of all, thanks, @orinEsque and the Team for such great work! For me personally the purchase of BG3 was a huge disappointment due to its woke-**** until I found rpgHQ and all you great girls and guys. Great thank you from an nearly half century old gamer, honestly.

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book provided here:

But Pathfinder for example was woke as hell. Does Larian really need SBI or its equivalent if they can tick the boxes themselves?

It's either SBI, or their based development team in Russia did the heavy lifting in Act I and II (and their branch shut down) and then the wokified other branches got a hold of it.

Russian translation does not address some ******** as ******** while English does.

[ChadThunder]

Holy **** y'all are pussies, what a bunch of virgins. What the **** is mideval status quo, dude, you sound like more of a ****** than the people you hate. Snowflake pussies, ****.

[Oyster Sauce]

Holy **** y'all are pussies, what a bunch of virgins. What the **** is mideval status quo, dude, you sound like more of a ****** than the people you hate. Snowflake pussies, ****.

Alright, this one is fake.

[rusty_shackleford]

Holy **** y'all are pussies, what a bunch of virgins. What the **** is mideval status quo, dude, you sound like more of a ****** than the people you hate. Snowflake pussies, ****.

you have a furaffinity account.

[gerey]

What the **** is mideval status quo

EDIT:

@orinEsque

Found another endorsement for your mod:

[Oldtimer]

First of all, thanks, @orinEsque and the Team for such great work! For me personally the purchase of BG3 was a huge disappointment due to its woke-**** until I found rpgHQ and all you great girls and guys. Great thank you from an nearly half century old gamer, honestly.

As for the source of this wokeness in BG3 I recall Vinke's interview where his had been asked if Larian would do next game in FW franchise, and Sven said that: "Never again we will be touching someone's else franchise due to necessity to follow demands of the owner". Sven hadn't said strictly but hinted that as far as BG3'd EA showed more and more success in development of Act I, representatives of WOTC became more and more unwelcome guests in studio because they begun interfere more and more and demand to do this and that. Sven also didn't pointed exact demands from WOTC but you can easy guess them due some interesting info about 50th anniversary book provided here:

But Pathfinder for example was woke as hell. Does Larian really need SBI or its equivalent if they can tick the boxes themselves?

Pathfinder wasn’t made by Larian.

Right, my bad - it was Owlhead, right? But, it still shows that SBI is not needed to make games woke.

[loregamer]

Chat, is this true?

[Rand]

It has come to my attention that this mod is homophobic, racist, and transphobic. Therefore, in my power as admin, I deem everyone involved in creating it as very based.

No, we DON'T think D&D is based on real life, and we want to keep it that way, leftist cultist fucktard.