The Wayward Realms

[Vergil]

It is a pretty generic name. I don't like it. Should have named it Fallen Dagger or something

[Brother Chad]

I really don't get how people are so optimistic over a project that is just a bunch of unoptimized Unreal walking and slashing demos with ugly models.

People are really just that thirsty for more Elder Scrolls-type slop, huh?

[Vergil]

I really don't get how people are so optimistic over a project that is just a bunch of unoptimized Unreal walking and slashing demos with ugly models.

People are really stupid and fall easily for promises. All you have to do is tell someone you're looking at "pre alpha" footage and you can show a 10fps video of a turd flopping around and all criticism will be negated.

[Vergil]

An embarrassing display

[1998]

"Looks fine"

How can anyone look at that trailer and come to that conclusion? Have they ever watched a trailer/gameplay vid and thought, wow that sucks?

[Vergil]

It's a woman.

[Tweed]

It is a pretty generic name. I don't like it. Should have named it Fallen Dagger or something

Beyond The Unknown Wayward Realms: The Siege Perilous

[rusty_shackleford]

daggerfall is only remembered and played by none because it's procgen slop, why would you copy the worst part of it?

[maidenhaver]

Nobody plays TES for anything but the mods. I'm having a lot of fun with Morrowind, because I'm running mods that bring the combat to 2002 standards.

[TheEmptyRoad]

Talos worship will be wiped out by then, and what's left of imperial administration will be held by the Crowns. The bretons are just dead, and skyrim disappeared in a Dragon Break. Then will emerge the moonsugar dealer-hero, the Hunding, who replaces Talos as The One, exposes the Thalmor plot in Tamriel, and reverses the redguards racial inability to stop killing each other and expand into an empire. Tamriel will have a Black Emperor: Gorj Ye Floyd Hunding, and he will nuke Summerset off-screen, because Tiber Septim couldn't.

Don't give them ideas.

I would not put it past Bethesda to have cooked up something like this for Elder Scrolls VI.

[maidenhaver]

Talos worship will be wiped out by then, and what's left of imperial administration will be held by the Crowns. The bretons are just dead, and skyrim disappeared in a Dragon Break. Then will emerge the moonsugar dealer-hero, the Hunding, who replaces Talos as The One, exposes the Thalmor plot in Tamriel, and reverses the redguards racial inability to stop killing each other and expand into an empire. Tamriel will have a Black Emperor: Gorj Ye Floyd Hunding, and he will nuke Summerset off-screen, because Tiber Septim couldn't.

Don't give them ideas.

I would not put it past Bethesda to have cooked up something like this for Elder Scrolls VI.

Emil asked for ideas just the other day. We discuss the modern state of games at a biker church outside Cincinnati once a quarter.

[Tweed]

daggerfall is only remembered and played by none because it's procgen slop, why would you copy the worst part of it?

I guess Daggerfall Unity just materialized out of thin air 4 no raisin.

[1998]

62% funded, looks like we are getting another Underworld Ascendant. At least that's what this "gameplay" video reminds me of most.

[Tweed]

Time to stock up on popcorn.

[Rand]

The jackass levels:

"Baron" is barely within reason as you get two keys.

[1998]

Cool, already 21 backer chars, that was never a bad idea. Imagine dropping 2000 for that scam

[rusty_shackleford]

People are still falling for kickstarter scams in the Year of our Lord, 2024.

[Vergil]

Hopefully some Saudi Prince bought that tier so his character Ibrahim Fagslayer can be put into the game.

[Rand]

Cool, already 21 backer chars, that was never a bad idea. Imagine dropping 2000 for that scam

31 backer characters.
It's the $500 tier that lets you make an NPC with a full backstory.

The $2000 one lets you make a demigod of sorts.

[Vergil]

The $2000 one lets you make a demigod of sorts.

Have a feeling Vivec is gonna have a few more hermaphrodite peers soon.

[1998]

DEITY TIER UPDATED TO INCLUDE ALL REWARDS!

BY POPULAR REQUEST

The DEITY Tier has been updated to include ALL TIER REWARDS!
(Of course we do have to limit these! Sooo It’s open to the first 10 who grab it!)

AND

(Here’s something else you want to look out for!)

If you’d like the chance to WIN a free portrait by one of our incredible concept artists

The chance to work with one of our writers to create your own in game lorebook including characters, story arch & more….

[Brother Chad]

Cool, already 21 backer chars, that was never a bad idea. Imagine dropping 2000 for that scam

31 backer characters.
It's the $500 tier that lets you make an NPC with a full backstory.

The $2000 one lets you make a demigod of sorts.

Lol this is a horrible idea.

[Vergil]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

[Oyster Sauce]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

You just hide it like the Undertale fat voredragon fursona, which is normally accessible for 2 hours each year.

https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/So_Sorry

So Sorry is an optional miniboss that can be encountered in the Art Club Room. He was a $1,000 tier bought-in character during the Undertale Kickstarter, where a backer's fantroll would become canon in Undertale.

The protagonist must read the sign in the Art Club room when the player's computer/console clock is set for October 10th at 8 AM or 8 PM (i.e. between 8:00 and 8:59) to encounter him

[Mondain]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

The worst quest in pathfinder kingmaker ended up ingame due to this.

[Tweed]

Cool, already 21 backer chars, that was never a bad idea. Imagine dropping 2000 for that scam

The absolute worst reward any designer ever concocted, I still have nightmares about all those ******* NPCs from Pillows.

[Rand]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

If only Chris-Chan hadn't gone completely off the deep end and used mommy's credit card... imagine his autistic demands for "Sonichu" to be in the game for $10000

[Acrux]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

You just hide it like the Undertale fat voredragon fursona, which is normally accessible for 2 hours each year.

https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/So_Sorry

So Sorry is an optional miniboss that can be encountered in the Art Club Room. He was a $1,000 tier bought-in character during the Undertale Kickstarter, where a backer's fantroll would become canon in Undertale.

The protagonist must read the sign in the Art Club room when the player's computer/console clock is set for October 10th at 8 AM or 8 PM (i.e. between 8:00 and 8:59) to encounter him

So Sorry's original creator, an artist known as "Samael," was the subject of harassment after his character was discovered because of the fat fetishism themes in their work.

[Vergil]

Lol this is a horrible idea.

Has to be a developer nightmare too. How do you tell someone giving you up to 10k that their ******** OC sucks and needs alterations before it gets into the game? Just asking for problems.

If only Chris-Chan hadn't gone completely off the deep end and used mommy's credit card... imagine his autistic demands for "Sonichu" to be in the game for $10000/

ChrisTINE was always too stupid for this to ever happen anyway. He couldn't get 100 bucks without spending 75 of it on legos and other stupid ****. There will never be a point in his life where he could have 10k all at once.

[rusty_shackleford]

DEITY TIER UPDATED TO INCLUDE ALL REWARDS!

BY POPULAR REQUEST

The DEITY Tier has been updated to include ALL TIER REWARDS!
(Of course we do have to limit these! Sooo It’s open to the first 10 who grab it!)

AND

(Here’s something else you want to look out for!)

If you’d like the chance to WIN a free portrait by one of our incredible concept artists

The chance to work with one of our writers to create your own in game lorebook including characters, story arch & more….

FYI if anyone wants to donate $10,000 to RPGHQ you will be allowed to go party with @Oyster Sauce