Lawd o' dem rangs: ****** in moria

[rusty_shackleford]

How is everyone enjoying their 100% canonical moria game featuring beardless female dwarfs and black dwarfs?
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/the ... ria-f01344

[Rand]

No!
Seriously?

[rusty_shackleford]

looks like it might actually be decent but I'm pretty sure they kneecapped it with an epic-only release for a co-op game
sucks for them

[Norfleet]

Hey, if Epic wants to pay a premium to be the beta testers...

[Oyster Sauce]

Developers caring so little about their product that they take the exclusivity deal makes me sad. I know they aren't people and I'm just projecting how I would feel if something I was passionate about was tossed in the bin for ***** money but still.

[rusty_shackleford]

Since it's on Steam and I see some of you have it wishlisted, I want to remind all of you to NOT buy this.
Here's my writeup on the "woke content detector" steam group:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Woke_ ... 227936103/

[rusty_shackleford]

@Finarfin

[Finarfin]

@Finarfin

I did not saw this, and I did want to play this one for quite some time since there are no games where you play dwarves exclusively.

[WaterMage]

Sorry, I don't play games that force me to play as an androgynous teenager or as an manlet.

[Schizoid1488]

Aragorn was always black, the elves were always black/asian, and so were the dwarves, and LOTR was always a multiethnic multiracial multicultural safehaven for BIPOC and LGBT folk. Tolkien was black, just like Shakespeare. Bigots.

Source:

[maidenhaver]

Magali Villeneuve is French, which explains the thirst for bbc. She's also a souless, digital hack with no mood or aesthetic.

[maidenhaver]

@buttfucker 3000 shut the **** up

[Yankee Zulu]

I mean black elves somehow appear to be acceptable in modern day US entertainment. It defies all logic though. Its like painting a green tree into a blue one. Its as unnatural as white Alladdin or Asian mowgli.

[fkirenicus]

Aragorn was always black, the elves were always black/asian, and so were the dwarves, and LOTR was always a multiethnic multiracial multicultural safehaven for BIPOC and LGBT folk. Tolkien was black, just like Shakespeare. Bigots.

Source:

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it, but because it is a lie; also known as political correctness. Aragorn is clearly described in the book, and neither this guy nor Viggo Mortensen for that matter match. Hugo Weaving would have been a perfect Aragorn.

[fkirenicus]

How is everyone enjoying their 100% canonical moria game featuring beardless female dwarfs and black dwarfs?
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/the ... ria-f01344

That topic title is hilarious.

[ArcaneLurker]

This picture is an utter disgrace, because there's a ****** in it.

fify

[Irenaeus]

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it

Wtf...

[Finarfin]

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it

Wtf...

Guy gets worse and worse. Why is he still here?

[fkirenicus]

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it

Wtf...

I see 2 4 people disagree that the picture is a disgrace. I wonder why?

[ArcaneLurker]

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it

Wtf...

Guy gets worse and worse. Why is he still here?

Once you know they prioritise *****, you know the rest will follow eventually.

[1998]

@Finarfin

I did not saw this, and I did want to play this one for quite some time since there are no games where you play dwarves exclusively.

[Ratcatcher]

To properly asses if I should spend my time pointing and laughing at this singular degeneracy when so many products dear to Teh Gay® are crashing and burning all around us I need to know if this particular title is also enriched with troony dwarves, gender-ambiguous dwarves or, at the very least faggotdwarves.

Life is too short.

[Manny V]

To properly asses if I should spend my time pointing and laughing at this singular degeneracy when so many products dear to Teh Gay® are crashing and burning all around us I need to know if this particular title is also enriched with troony dwarves, gender-ambiguous dwarves or, at the very least faggotdwarves.

Life is too short.

you can make ***** nonsense dwarves, yes, from what ive seen

female body shape with a male face and beard and a woman's voice or some **** etc etc

[Schizoid1488]

Aragorn was always black, the elves were always black/asian, and so were the dwarves, and LOTR was always a multiethnic multiracial multicultural safehaven for BIPOC and LGBT folk. Tolkien was black, just like Shakespeare. Bigots.

Source:

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it, but because it is a lie; also known as political correctness. Aragorn is clearly described in the book, and neither this guy nor Viggo Mortensen for that matter match. Hugo Weaving would have been a perfect Aragorn.

I think it's bad because there's a weird ****** with huge **** sucking lips in the picture, but that could also be part of the problem.

[gerey]

Not because there's a black person in it

This is how you know liberalism is a mental illness.

[bloodedhunter]

I always find it ironic the only ones forcing all this race baiting ******** and screeching about "MUH RACISM" are yuppie white normies who have never once been told "no" or had to face the consequences of their actions.

[buttfucker 3000]

@buttfucker 3000 shut the **** up

tf i do

[Vergil]

This picture is an utter disgrace. Not because there's a black person in it

but because the black person isn't in your dog wife?

[logincrash]

Okay, from my 30 minutes of playing this game, the closest other game I can compare it to is Valheim. And my familiarity with Valheim is fleeting at best. You fall into Moria and have to run around a randomly generated world, mining and killing **** and building Fortnite platforms. There's crafting and eating and sleeping.
There are a lot of ****** dwarves in the opening, but I've yet to meet other dwarves in-game (which isn't saying much since I've only played for half an hour).
Meet my 100% lore-friendly dwarf straight from one of Tolkien's letters:

A tiny but very annoying thing is the placement of the buttons. Not only is the "Discard" button placed first, but it's automatically highlighted.

I'm not sure if I will continue playing, as I'm not really into these dungeon-delving crafting survival games. But maybe it'll grow on me.

[arisen]

Aragorn was always black, the elves were always black/asian, and so were the dwarves, and LOTR was always a multiethnic multiracial multicultural safehaven for BIPOC and LGBT folk. Tolkien was black, just like Shakespeare. Bigots.

Source:

A truly breathtaking picture.