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methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06
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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)

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buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:01
methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06
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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)
They're real but the 100s were raid comps like 2 healing a 18-20 man late in the season

Those 2 seasons in DF are the only time I raided since Wrath
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methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:18
buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:01
methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06


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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)
They're real but the 100s were raid comps like 2 healing a 18-20 man late in the season

Those 2 seasons in DF are the only time I raided since Wrath
That's still insanely good. We have a guy on Illidan who likes to 1 heal 30 mans so of course he has all the 100s. He's an ******* too, I was tempted to call him out for inflating his parses one time during a raid because he was acting arrogant, but I myself was actually parsing very well that raid and didn't want to get kicked lol
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Isn't the difference between 95 and 99 going to be largely based on the overall kill time of the group and intentionally feeding buffs to a certain player?
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I like parsing as well, but healing parses are dependant on having AFK co-healers, or people taking a shitload of unintended damage. Not sure I would boast about Heroic parses either.
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HyalineAmaranth wrote: May 15th, 2026, 16:10
I like parsing as well, but healing parses are dependant on having AFK co-healers, or people taking a shitload of unintended damage. Not sure I would boast about Heroic parses either.
I didn't post them to boast, and I already said the highest ones were me doing faggotry with the comps to get them

I can't see the rest of my parses but I think the one tier I did 9/9 M my average was like 70 with a pitiful ~18 from dying early on the CE kill :wizard:
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He fell, yet remained true to his morals and principles until the very end. Based ****** spammer.
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buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 21:21
He fell, yet remained true to his morals and principles until the very end. Based ****** spammer.
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its over for biggest private server

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73 ... -v-powell/

well, had my fun since 10 months of playing i guess time to move on.
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NOOOOOOOOO, not Ascension.
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This the place of Project Ascension owner lives

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these big private servers make a ton of money, a lot of people don't seem to realize it
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rusty_shackleford wrote: June 13th, 2026, 17:26
these big private servers make a ton of money, a lot of people don't seem to realize it
which is why blizzard should just license out old expansions
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if you actually read the court filings you'd realise that house is owned by a company that registers businesses for people, one business of which is the one that runs ascension
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Olivine wrote: June 13th, 2026, 20:00
if you actually read the court filings you'd realise that house is owned by a company that registers businesses for people, one business of which is the one that runs ascension
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I can't remember what private server it was on, but all the pug raids wanted proof you'd completed the raid before, and no guilds were recruiting, so I gave up on end-game content.

Instead I farmed some money and made a few twinks for tanking low level dungeons. Ran myself through dungeons to farm the best BOP gear, expensive BOEs and enchants, flasks, the works.

There were a few sweet spots for dungeon finder queues, and certain classes peaked around those breakpoints. The most successful was my level 40 warrior. I could pull the entirety of Razorfen Kraul and thunderclap/cleave/revenge them all to death. It was absolutely ********. The reactions from people I randomly queued with were priceless. The whole run took maybe a couple minutes.
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Presumed leak of the timeline, i think camelot is classic plus not sure
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ARTHAS ARPG?????
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12.1 has been announced. Takes place on the troll island off the coast of Zul'aman. New raid. The new raid villain is Ula’Tek.

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New dungeon.

2 new delves and ofcourse a new nemesis. Not sure if this is a Naga or what.

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New experimental type of content called Lairs. It is a cross between a delve and a raid in that there is a room you can enter via a delve fog wall that scales between 15 to 25 players and lets you pick between different tiers of difficulty.

New Prey bosses.



You will be able to ping your abilities to show your cooldowns to other players.

Housing blueprints are coming! You will be able to save, export and import individual rooms or entire houses.

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It looks like the lizards are smiling sex minorities.
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Troll raids are animal cruelty with extra steps!
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Val the Moofia Boss wrote: June 18th, 2026, 23:40
New experimental type of content called Lairs. It is a cross between a delve and a raid in that there is a room you can enter via a delve fog wall that scales between 15 to 25 players and lets you pick between different tiers of difficulty.
Raiding is that dead ? This lairs sound to me like strike missions from Guild Wars 2
Introducing Lairs an evolution on world bosses located in instanced encounters with scaling difficulty up to flexible Mythic with 15-25 players. These will be found in specific locations similar to Delves and will come complete with a summoning stone outside the lair.
Strike Missions, or strikes, are 10 player squad-based PvE instances for level 80 characters. Unlike raids, strike missions are repeatable single bossing encounters of characters encountered during the story with daily rewards.

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Raids were always a mistake from the very beginning in EQ.
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