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methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06
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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)

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buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:01
methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06
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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)
They're real but the 100s were raid comps like 2 healing a 18-20 man late in the season

Those 2 seasons in DF are the only time I raided since Wrath
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methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:18
buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 05:01
methoxetamine wrote: May 15th, 2026, 04:06


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they forced a name change on my main since I quit so all I have are these 2 screenshots til I resub and my character exists again
Those are really nice logs, big respect to my Mistweaver brothers. Now we just someone here who plays Brewmaster to post their logs.

I actually started playing Monk at the very *** end of DF. I chose WW because I don't like the pressure of Healing or Tanking. I remember being pretty bad at first, I was parsing greens and some blues. But If I were to graph out my performance as a WW Monk, it would show a consistent upward trajectory, with a massive spike in Manaforge Omega. Now anything under an orange parse is unacceptable to me.

Are those 100s real, or the fake ones with like 3 other parses in them? ;)
They're real but the 100s were raid comps like 2 healing a 18-20 man late in the season

Those 2 seasons in DF are the only time I raided since Wrath
That's still insanely good. We have a guy on Illidan who likes to 1 heal 30 mans so of course he has all the 100s. He's an ******* too, I was tempted to call him out for inflating his parses one time during a raid because he was acting arrogant, but I myself was actually parsing very well that raid and didn't want to get kicked lol
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Isn't the difference between 95 and 99 going to be largely based on the overall kill time of the group and intentionally feeding buffs to a certain player?
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I like parsing as well, but healing parses are dependant on having AFK co-healers, or people taking a shitload of unintended damage. Not sure I would boast about Heroic parses either.
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HyalineAmaranth wrote: May 15th, 2026, 16:10
I like parsing as well, but healing parses are dependant on having AFK co-healers, or people taking a shitload of unintended damage. Not sure I would boast about Heroic parses either.
I didn't post them to boast, and I already said the highest ones were me doing faggotry with the comps to get them

I can't see the rest of my parses but I think the one tier I did 9/9 M my average was like 70 with a pitiful ~18 from dying early on the CE kill :wizard:
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He fell, yet remained true to his morals and principles until the very end. Based ****** spammer.
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buttfucker 3000 wrote: May 15th, 2026, 21:21
He fell, yet remained true to his morals and principles until the very end. Based ****** spammer.
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