Claim your WWF/WCW Wrestler - HQWF Wrestling Tournament

[Bertram_Tung]

@Kalarion Calling out a LOT of people here (guess he is angry about being at the bottom of the standings), most notably @logincrash.

@Jordy has something to say about it.

@A Chinese opium den catches some strays and defends his family's honor.

Scott Hall confronts WCW President Ric Flair [Nitro - 1st February 1999]

What's this all leading up to?

[Classix]

@Classix and @Dorateen have crossed paths...

HHH Tries To Provoke Stone Cold Steve Austin! 1/15/2001

Warning: There is some misogynist language in this video.

The fact of the matter is, Stone Cold can't measure up to the Cerebral Assassin. Stone Cold can't measure up to the Game. Austin, you can beat up women and special olympic lightweights, but you can't beat Triple H.

Because I am that **** good.

*smirking while talking into the mic*

You come out here with your little ponytail and that beak o' yours taking up all of my ring with your trash talking... just like that bag o' trash wife a' yours that was on the ground after I laid her out on the mat.

* crowd pop *

I hope she doesn't have friends as mouthy as her otherwise The Rattlesnake will have to stomp a mudhole in them as well... Stone Cold will take on any of you sumbitches any day of the week, anytime and there aint nothing you can do about it and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE @STONE COLD CLASSIX SAID SO!


Austin stunners stacey!


* music pops *

* Motions for 2 beers to be tossed up, catches them and cracks both. Smacks them together and holds them up high and fountains them down as the crowd goes wild *

[Dorateen]

@Classix and @Dorateen have crossed paths...

HHH Tries To Provoke Stone Cold Steve Austin! 1/15/2001

Warning: There is some misogynist language in this video.

The fact of the matter is, Stone Cold can't measure up to the Cerebral Assassin. Stone Cold can't measure up to the Game. Austin, you can beat up women and special olympic lightweights, but you can't beat Triple H.

Because I am that **** good.

*smirking while talking into the mic*

You come out here with your little ponytail and that beak o' yours taking up all of my ring with your trash talking... just like that bag o' trash wife a' yours that was on the ground after I laid her out on the mat.

* crowd pop *

I hope she doesn't have friends as mouthy as her otherwise The Rattlesnake will have to stomp a mudhole in them as well... Stone Cold will take on any of you sumbitches any day of the week, anytime and there aint nothing you can do about it and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE @STONE COLD CLASSIX SAID SO!


Austin stunners stacey!


* music pops *

* Motions for 2 beers to be tossed up, catches them and cracks both. Smacks them together and holds them up high and fountains them down as the crowd goes wild *

AUSTIN!

You think that makes you tough? I would pedigree MY OWN **** WIFE, to prove I am the best in this business!

WWE Triple H pedigree on Stephanie Mcmahon

[cuts 20 minute promo to open RAW]

Austin, when I'm done with you, your body will be so crippled, so broken... you will need A LOT more than those knee braces.

I want you in the cell. I want you in a last man standing match. I want to bury your *** all the way to HELL! If the HQWF won't sanction this match, I don't give a ****!

SCREW THE RULES, PLAY THE GAME!

[Classix]

The fact of the matter is, Stone Cold can't measure up to the Cerebral Assassin. Stone Cold can't measure up to the Game. Austin, you can beat up women and special olympic lightweights, but you can't beat Triple H.

Because I am that **** good.

*smirking while talking into the mic*

You come out here with your little ponytail and that beak o' yours taking up all of my ring with your trash talking... just like that bag o' trash wife a' yours that was on the ground after I laid her out on the mat.

* crowd pop *

I hope she doesn't have friends as mouthy as her otherwise The Rattlesnake will have to stomp a mudhole in them as well... Stone Cold will take on any of you sumbitches any day of the week, anytime and there aint nothing you can do about it and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE @STONE COLD CLASSIX SAID SO!


Austin stunners stacey!


* music pops *

* Motions for 2 beers to be tossed up, catches them and cracks both. Smacks them together and holds them up high and fountains them down as the crowd goes wild *

AUSTIN!

You think that makes you tough? I would pedigree MY OWN **** WIFE, to prove I am the best in this business!

WWE Triple H pedigree on Stephanie Mcmahon

[cuts 20 minute promo to open RAW]

Austin, when I'm done with you, your body will be so crippled, so broken... you will need A LOT more than those knee braces.

I want you in the cell. I want you in a last man standing match. I want to bury your *** all the way to HELL! If the HQWF won't sanction this match, I don't give a ****!

SCREW THE RULES, PLAY THE GAME!

The braces you see are from all the dumb sumbitches I stomp a Texas hole in.

Stomping\u2019 mudholes and walking \u2018em dry, the Stone Cold way #StoneColdWeek #316Day #Shorts


If ya'll wanna see @Stone Cold Steve Classix whoop @Dorateen "The Game's" *** in a cell give me a HELL YEAH!

[Jordy]

@Kalarion Calling out a LOT of people here (guess he is angry about being at the bottom of the standings), most notably @logincrash.

@Jordy has something to say about it.

@A Chinese opium den catches some strays and defends his family's honor.

Scott Hall confronts WCW President Ric Flair [Nitro - 1st February 1999]

What's this all leading up to?

Ey yo…

Ric Flair, chico… I saw you out there struttin’, talkin’ like you picked yourself a winner. Like you found the next big thing in Chris Benoit. But let me smarten you up, mang — you backed the wrong man.

See, the other night, I walked right up to your boy. I looked him dead in the eyes, flicked that toothpick, and let him know exactly who he was dealin’ with. And he swung. Fast. I’ll give him that. He caught me clean because he didn’t blink.

But don’t get confused, Flair. That wasn’t some master plan. That wasn’t dominance. That was one moment — one — where Scott Hall wasn’t expectin’ a fight yet. He took his shot before the Bad Guy even finished smirkin’. Good for him.

Next time? Different story, chico.

Next time, I’m not strollin’ in cold. I’m not givin’ him a free second to think. Next time, I’m already movin’. And when Scott Hall is ready, when the Bad Guy’s eyes are locked in… that little burst of speed your boy’s so proud of ain’t gonna save him.

So keep talkin’, Flair. Keep hypin’ him up. Because the next time Benoit steps to me, he’s gonna find out real quick that lightning don’t strike twice… and the Bad Guy don’t get caught the same way two times in a row.

Say hello… to the end of that one lucky moment.

[Lancaster]

Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Guerrero Family Feud + Piper nearly starting a Riot in Mexico! A\u0026E Biography

[Bertram_Tung]

MONDAY NIGHT MATCHUP

We're going back to 1996 for a matchup between a couple of widdle 'iddy biddy baby faces!

TITLE CARD: (wait for it)

@Classix vs @Dorateen

@Classix vs @Dorateen

@Classix vs @Dorateen

AND YOU BETTER HAVE DONE THE DISHES AND SET THE TABLE BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO BE FIGHTING...

IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
(Sponsored by Playstation™ & Milton Bradley™)

WWF In Your House - Full Intro (1996)
WWF In Your House: It\u0027s Time 1996 Opening

We've already seen these two do enough talkin', so let's dispense with the pleasantries and GET TO THE MATCH!

WALK OUTS:
Triple H In Your House Entrance Video
The glass shatters for the very first time! \ud83d\udc80

MATCHUP:
FULL MATCH - Austin vs. HHH: WWE In Your House: Buried Alive 1996

► Show Spoiler

I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of these two kids...

Results:

► Show Spoiler

@Classix gets his first W on the board.
Better luck next time, @Dorateen

[Classix]

Talks about his 'Pedigree' like the low caste dog he is. His bite ain't as fierce as he thinks it is and come match time, @The Rattlesnake will stomp a new mudhole in'em and send him back to his cage and his Purina cans!

[Jordy]

YouTube embeds are so pointless. It really sucks.

[Dorateen]

Talks about his 'Pedigree' like the low caste dog he is. His bite ain't as fierce as he thinks it is and come match time, @The Rattlesnake will stomp a new mudhole in'em and send him pack to his cage and his Purina cans!

You call yourself The Rattlesnake, well you're right. That's what you are... just a snake under a rock. The fact of the matter is it took a distraction from Curt Henning to get one over the Game. But you don't see Henning around here. He's not so perfect anymore... and neither are you, Austin. You and I are going to be attached at the hip for a long time, and this fight will keep going... and going... and going. We bleed the same, we have the same hunger, the same desire to be the best. But there isn't room for both of us at the top.

The games have just begun!

[Classix]

Talks about his 'Pedigree' like the low caste dog he is. His bite ain't as fierce as he thinks it is and come match time, @The Rattlesnake will stomp a new mudhole in'em and send him pack to his cage and his Purina cans!

You call yourself The Rattlesnake, well you're right. That's what you are... just a snake under a rock. The fact of the matter is it took a distraction from Curt Henning to get one over the Game. But you don't see Henning around here. He's not so perfect anymore... and neither are you, Austin. You and I are going to be attached at the hip for a long time, and this fight will keep going... and going... and going. We bleed the same, we have the same hunger, the same desire to be the best. But there isn't room for both of us at the top.

The games have just begun!

You got distracted by some 3am, last call, no-one-left-to-take-home, bar fly lookin floozy... who walked off with some other pompous *** who loves the smell of his own farts. But I will agree with you... I will agree with you... that I can see you and I doing this for a **** good long time. So I got a little somethin' for ya here, for you to think about, until next we meet.

► Show Spoiler

* checks right front pocket, then left, then back right pocket, nods and smiles as whatever it is; is 'found'... and pulls out a middle finger. *

[Bertram_Tung]

SURPRISE!
Time for a special TUESDAY NIGHT SILENT HILL MATCH (Sponsored by Playstation™)

In the year 1998, @A Chinese Benoit challenges the UNITED STATES WCW CHAMPION @GayFatRetard !

To promote tonight's sponsor, our wrestlers have both graciously agreed to fight in a sea of thick fog to promote the release of Konami's upcoming game "Silent Hill". Spooky!

SPONSOR:
Silent Hill PlayStation Commercial

MATCHUP:
Chris Benoit vs. Diamond Dallas Page - US Title Match - WCW Thunder

Result:

► Show Spoiler

Probably not the way either of these great fighters would have liked it to end, but @GayFatRetard retains his title and gets the W!

[Dorateen]

Talks about his 'Pedigree' like the low caste dog he is. His bite ain't as fierce as he thinks it is and come match time, @The Rattlesnake will stomp a new mudhole in'em and send him pack to his cage and his Purina cans!

You call yourself The Rattlesnake, well you're right. That's what you are... just a snake under a rock. The fact of the matter is it took a distraction from Curt Henning to get one over the Game. But you don't see Henning around here. He's not so perfect anymore... and neither are you, Austin. You and I are going to be attached at the hip for a long time, and this fight will keep going... and going... and going. We bleed the same, we have the same hunger, the same desire to be the best. But there isn't room for both of us at the top.

The games have just begun!

You got distracted by some 3am, last call, no-one-left-to-take-home, bar fly lookin floozy... who walked off with some other pompous *** who loves the smell of his own farts. But I will agree with you... I will agree with you... that I can see you and I doing this for a **** good long time. So I got a little somethin' for ya here, for you to think about, until next we meet.

► Show Spoiler

* checks right front pocket, then left, then back right pocket, nods and smiles as whatever it is; is 'found'... and pulls out a middle finger. *

► Show Spoiler

Hunter Hearst Helmsley Vignette [1995-04-23]

[Bertram_Tung]

I wish he retained some of that elegance in his later years.

[Bertram_Tung]

Part 1 of 3

Your favorite host, here. Jake "The Snake" Roberts. That's right. It's me.

@Mordred wants to know how to beat @Manny V

Jake \u0022The Snake\u0022 Roberts deceives the Ultimate Warrior

► Show Spoiler

Never Trust a Snake

Who is this @Manny V character? What does this mean for the future of the HQWF?

► Show Spoiler

Will @Mordred be okay?

[Bertram_Tung]

Part 2 of 3
@Stack of Turtles has taken notice of @Manny V and has something to say.

IRS: \u0022Death \u0026 Taxe$\u0022 (WWF \u002791, \u002794)

[Bertram_Tung]

Part 3 of 3

“Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain,

except death and taxes.”

Death and taxes indeed, ladies and gentlemen.

It is Night.

@Manny V is not happy with what he has been hearing from @Stack of Turtles.

The power of the Internal Revenue Service vs the Dead Man.

Let's get to it.

Zack Ryder\u0027s Iced 3 Part 3 of 3 - 11/2012

Result:

► Show Spoiler

@Manny V W

[Bertram_Tung]

[BONUS] - A Tribute to Paul Bearer

► Show Spoiler

The Undertaker on his friendship with Paul Bearer: The Mortician sneak peek

[Bertram_Tung]

1987 INTERMISSION: Listen everybody, we're having a lot of fun here. And I, Jake the Snake Roberts, your host, would like to invite you into the Snake Pit, for a special interview with the ***** Tonk Man.

The Snake Pit Superstars 2/21/87

[Bertram_Tung]

Don't worry, my loyal fans at home. Your favorite Snake, Jake Roberts, will always be there for you.

BONUS:

► Show Spoiler

Jake \u0022The Snake\u0022 Roberts returns to WWE

[Bertram_Tung]

You want more? Why the hell not?

The Snake gives the people what they want.


1993

TAG TEAM MATCH

@Kalarion & @madbringer
VS
@"Stunning" Steve Classix (with a nice head of hair) and [Unclaimed] Brian Pillman

FULL MATCH: Hollywood Blondes vs. Four Horsemen: WCW Clash of the Champions XXIII, June 16, 1993

Result:

► Show Spoiler

@Kalarion FINALLY gets a W, along with @madbringer. Congratulations, old boys.

[Manny V]

Part 3 of 3

“Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain,

except death and taxes.”

Death and taxes indeed, ladies and gentlemen.

It is Night.

@Manny V is not happy with what he has been hearing from @Stack of Turtles.

The power of the Internal Revenue Service vs the Dead Man.

Let's get to it.

Zack Ryder\u0027s Iced 3 Part 3 of 3 - 11/2012

Result:

► Show Spoiler

@Manny V W

Taxes...... are no match.... for the damned..........

The dead would claim his soul...... but we all know... taxmen have no souls......

[Jordy]

1987 INTERMISSION: Listen everybody, we're having a lot of fun here. And I, Jake the Snake Roberts, your host, would like to invite you into the Snake Pit, for a special interview with the ***** Tonk Man.

The Snake Pit Superstars 2/21/87

Ey yo…

So I’m sittin’ in the back, mindin’ my own business, watchin’ this little circus Jake the Snake is runnin’. He slithers out there with that big ol’ bag, talkin’ like he’s some kinda wise man of the HQWF. Then he brings out the ***** Tonk Man — and chico, I ain’t exactly a fan of that greasy pompadour. But I gotta admit… when he cracked Jake over the head with that guitar? That was funny, mang. Real funny.

But let’s get one thing straight. I don’t care how many songs ***** thinks he’s got, or how many guitars he breaks — he ain’t the Bad Guy. He ain’t even close. He’s just lucky Jake was too busy playin’ zookeeper to see it comin’.

And Jake… hermano… what are you doin’ draggin’ that snake around here anyway? This is the HQWF, mang — not some back‑alley pet shop. You wanna scare people? You wanna act like you’re bringin’ wisdom from the shadows? That’s fine. But that snake? That thing don’t belong in the ring. The president of the HQWF oughta ban it before somebody gets hurt.

You wanna fight, chico? Fight like a man. Not with a reptile doin’ your dirty work.

So Jake… *****… whoever wants to step up next… just remember this. You can swing a guitar, you can swing a snake, you can swing whatever you want. But when you step in with Razor Ramon, the only thing gettin’ smashed is your little plan.

[Kalarion]

You want more? Why the hell not?

The Snake gives the people what they want.


1993

TAG TEAM MATCH

@Kalarion & @madbringer
VS
@"Stunning" Steve Classix (with a nice head of hair) and [Unclaimed] Brian Pillman

FULL MATCH: Hollywood Blondes vs. Four Horsemen: WCW Clash of the Champions XXIII, June 16, 1993

Result:

► Show Spoiler

@Kalarion FINALLY gets a W, along with @madbringer. Congratulations, old boys.

It's about time the Horsemen got their due! Now all you other HQWFers out there might think—woo!—you mighta been thinkin to yourself, HEY! They're too old! Well tonight was for all you doubters. The Nature Boy's been The 60 Minute Man for a loooooooooong time, WOOO!, the ladies can tell you all about it! And I ain't stoppin' any time soon! Kal's here to STAY, ladies and gentlemen!

So me and my boy @madbringer, we've stomped the Horsemens' hooves into the caved-in chests of those FAKE PRETTY BOYS tonight. I'm sure @Classix won't be bothering US, or ANYONE else, ANY MORE, woo! In the meantime this winin' dinin', jet flyin', limousine ridin', high class girl havin' WHEELIN' DEALIN' REAL PRETTY BOY—WOOOOOO!—is gonna go out and have one tonight, WOO! I can smell the gator skin now. LADIES! THE NATURE BOY'S HERE to blow off a little steam! But don't worry girls. It'll be the best hour of your LIFE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Jordy]

Was looking for the Flair Woo off with Kurt Angle and found this. Time stamped to when he points out the fat woman.

Best of TNA: Woo Off Between Ric Flair and Jay Lethal

[gooya]

Give me Scott Steiner or give me death

[Tangerine]

Give me Scott Steiner or give me death

Good first post.

[Maxlofla-32]

Vince McMahon hates Hulk Hogan | SmackDown! (2003)

My God, is it just me, or can nobody cut a promo after 2007? Lol. When the former CEO cuts a better promo and keeps up with Hulk Hogan better than all modern wrestlers today, that says a lot.

[rusty_shackleford]

[Bertram_Tung]

This undead PRETTY BOY @Manny V thinks he can mess with Jake The Snake?

That’s not death. I don’t play characters. I end them!

FULL MATCH: Undertaker vs. Jake Roberts: WrestleMania VIII

► Show Spoiler

Not happy with the results!

Promo for next week:
Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels Badd Blood 1997 Promo