Andre was useless! What's the point of being 10 feet tall if you can't even chokeslam some midget in a skirt?
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That's not Andre, doe. He was already dead by then.logincrash wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:23Andre was useless! What's the point of being 10 feet tall if you can't even chokeslam some midget in a skirt?
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I have been pwned.Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:26That's not Andre, doe. He was already dead by then.logincrash wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:23Andre was useless! What's the point of being 10 feet tall if you can't even chokeslam some midget in a skirt?
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The Hulkster cannot be pwnt.logincrash wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:30I have been pwned.Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:26That's not Andre, doe. He was already dead by then.logincrash wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 09:23
Andre was useless! What's the point of being 10 feet tall if you can't even chokeslam some midget in a skirt?
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@Stack of Turtles the only man here that had the guts to admit he liked an undercard wrestler. I'll follow his example and claim the one and only Arn Anderson, the heart and soul of The Four Horsemen.
@Bertram_Tung If you could give him his proper nickname in the op, 'The Enforcer'. The man deserves it.
@Bertram_Tung If you could give him his proper nickname in the op, 'The Enforcer'. The man deserves it.
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So we walked down the hill into all those fears and maybes, all that sorrow, nothing certain in our lives except the frozen earth beneath our feet.
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Done!madbringer wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 12:14@Bertram_Tung If you could give him his proper nickname in the op, 'The Enforcer'. The man deserves it.
Very cool of @Stack of Turtles to set such a good example.
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage (@Tangerine) Vs. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (@Bertram_Tung)
REVENGE MATCH after Randy Savage was HUMILIATED in front of his (mediocre) wife and millions of viewers by Jake Roberts (and Damien) in their previous matchup.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage (@Tangerine) Vs. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (@Bertram_Tung)
REVENGE MATCH after Randy Savage was HUMILIATED in front of his (mediocre) wife and millions of viewers by Jake Roberts (and Damien) in their previous matchup.
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Hey yo… Razor Ramon got somethin’ to say, chico.
You see, everybody in the WWF knows Razor ain’t afraid of nothin’. Not the Macho Man, not Big Daddy Cool, not nobody. But Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts… he think he special because he walk around with that big snake, man. He think that makes him dangerous.
But let me tell you somethin’, chico. This is the World Wrestling Federation, not some jungle sideshow. Razor Ramon comes to fight like a man. Jake? He gotta bring a reptile just to feel tough.
That snake? It don’t belong in the WWF, chico. You wanna wrestle Razor Ramon, you leave the pets at home. Because when you step in the ring with the Bad Guy… you don’t need a snake to get hurt. Razor’ll take care of that all by himself.
Remember this, Jake, you bring that snake near Razor Ramon… and I’ll make boots outta that thing, chico.
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Can't find any fights between usJordy wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:30Hey yo… Razor Ramon got somethin’ to say, chico.
You see, everybody in the WWF knows Razor ain’t afraid of nothin’. Not the Macho Man, not Big Daddy Cool, not nobody. But Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts… he think he special because he walk around with that big snake, man. He think that makes him dangerous.
But let me tell you somethin’, chico. This is the World Wrestling Federation, not some jungle sideshow. Razor Ramon comes to fight like a man. Jake? He gotta bring a reptile just to feel tough.
That snake? It don’t belong in the WWF, chico. You wanna wrestle Razor Ramon, you leave the pets at home. Because when you step in the ring with the Bad Guy… you don’t need a snake to get hurt. Razor’ll take care of that all by himself.
Remember this, Jake, you bring that snake near Razor Ramon… and I’ll make boots outta that thing, chico.
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OOOOH YEAHHH! You see it?! You saw it with your own eyes! The whole world saw it! The Macho Man just climbed back to the top of the mountain, dig it! Last time… LAST TIME… that snake in the grass, Jake Roberts tried to make a spectacle, tried to humiliate the Macho Man in front of his woman, in front of the whole world—tried to play his mind games with Damien, yeah!
But you don’t keep the Macho Man down! You don’t break the spirit of Randy Savage! You don’t humiliate the madness and walk away! Because tonight… TONIGHT… there was no snake, no tricks, no shadows to hide in! Just you and me, Roberts—and when the dust settled, the cream rose to the top like it ALWAYS does!
And don’t get it twisted—this wasn’t luck, no sir! This was justice! This was revenge! This was the Macho Man taking back everything you tried to steal! You made it personal before… now it’s finished! DONE! The madness stands tall, the tower of power rises again, and the name at the top… is MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!
OHHHH YEAHHH!!
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Ships in the night. Scott went to WCW when Jake rejoined I think.Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:38Can't find any fights between usJordy wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 13:30Hey yo… Razor Ramon got somethin’ to say, chico.
You see, everybody in the WWF knows Razor ain’t afraid of nothin’. Not the Macho Man, not Big Daddy Cool, not nobody. But Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts… he think he special because he walk around with that big snake, man. He think that makes him dangerous.
But let me tell you somethin’, chico. This is the World Wrestling Federation, not some jungle sideshow. Razor Ramon comes to fight like a man. Jake? He gotta bring a reptile just to feel tough.
That snake? It don’t belong in the WWF, chico. You wanna wrestle Razor Ramon, you leave the pets at home. Because when you step in the ring with the Bad Guy… you don’t need a snake to get hurt. Razor’ll take care of that all by himself.
Remember this, Jake, you bring that snake near Razor Ramon… and I’ll make boots outta that thing, chico.
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So we walked down the hill into all those fears and maybes, all that sorrow, nothing certain in our lives except the frozen earth beneath our feet.
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This fight is not sanctioned as of now. No one is allowed to watch it. Patience.
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
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You’re tired, huh? That’s what you said… ‘tired of the **** talk.’ Funny thing about that, coming from Jake Roberts… a man who built his whole world on whispers, mind games, and fear. You want it to stop? You want a little peace and quiet in that head of yours? Then maybe… just maybe… you do something you’ve never done before.
You apologize.
You recognize exactly who you’re dealing with. You look the Macho Man in the eye and you admit—no tricks, no snakes, no excuses—that you were outclassed. And if you do that… if you find that tiny shred of humility buried somewhere deep down… then maybe—JUST maybe—the Macho Man might cut you a little slack. But until then? The madness doesn’t stop. OHHHH YEAHHH!
You apologize.
You recognize exactly who you’re dealing with. You look the Macho Man in the eye and you admit—no tricks, no snakes, no excuses—that you were outclassed. And if you do that… if you find that tiny shred of humility buried somewhere deep down… then maybe—JUST maybe—the Macho Man might cut you a little slack. But until then? The madness doesn’t stop. OHHHH YEAHHH!
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**** is getting real, folks.
@Manny V has taken notice of @rusty_shackleford
You thought rusty could just sit there at the top without attracting attention of some young up and comer?
Ambition is the name of the game.
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Chris just german suplexed nancy through the glass table! And a crippler crossface, but Nancy isn't tapping!
No, Chris, no... by god don't do it! A diving head butt to Daniel from the top of the bed post! STOP THE **** MATCH... THEY'RE DEAD, HE KILLED THEM HE KILLED THEM! STOP THE **** MATCH!
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For anyone that hasn't seen it.
Time stamped it to when he talks about Macho Man approaching him backstage about the snake bit but the whole thing's worth a watch if you can stand Tony.
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****, son. That post just earned you a world class promo:GayFatRetard wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 18:44Chris just german suplexed nancy through the glass table! And a crippler crossface, but Nancy isn't tapping!
No, Chris, no... by god don't do it! A diving head butt to Daniel from the top of the bed post! STOP THE **** MATCH... THEY'RE DEAD, HE KILLED THEM HE KILLED THEM! STOP THE **** MATCH!
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Holy ****, he heard the commentators in his head as he did it...GayFatRetard wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 18:44Chris just german suplexed nancy through the glass table! And a crippler crossface, but Nancy isn't tapping!
No, Chris, no... by god don't do it! A diving head butt to Daniel from the top of the bed post! STOP THE **** MATCH... THEY'RE DEAD, HE KILLED THEM HE KILLED THEM! STOP THE **** MATCH!
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Love the bit about the snake in the bathtub. Legendary.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 18:51For anyone that hasn't seen it.
Time stamped it to when he talks about Macho Man approaching him backstage about the snake bit but the whole thing's worth a watch if you can stand Tony.
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@Tangerine
Tangerine wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 17:59You’re tired, huh? That’s what you said… ‘tired of the **** talk.’ Funny thing about that, coming from Jake Roberts… a man who built his whole world on whispers, mind games, and fear. You want it to stop? You want a little peace and quiet in that head of yours? Then maybe… just maybe… you do something you’ve never done before.
You apologize.
You recognize exactly who you’re dealing with. You look the Macho Man in the eye and you admit—no tricks, no snakes, no excuses—that you were outclassed. And if you do that… if you find that tiny shred of humility buried somewhere deep down… then maybe—JUST maybe—the Macho Man might cut you a little slack. But until then? The madness doesn’t stop. OHHHH YEAHHH!
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@madbringer knew about @A Chinese opium den
It's good that @A Chinese opium den heeded this advice and took care of his family.
It's good that @A Chinese opium den heeded this advice and took care of his family.
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lmao @Classix manhandled the **** out of @Val the Moofia Boss's daughterJordy wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 20:14
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The fact of the matter is, Stone Cold can't measure up to the Cerebral Assassin. Stone Cold can't measure up to the Game. Austin, you can beat up women and special olympic lightweights, but you can't beat Triple H.
Because I am that **** good.