The internet hasn't been usable in well over a decaderusty_shackleford wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:10ah yes, the "internet is unusable" day of the year, my favorite day
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April Fools Thread
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I miss pre-pandemic years when there was at least a chance of something creative happening
pls post real image linksAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:06This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)
This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)
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i'm gonna say the n-word
"I'm so straight I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay."
The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
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Nanotubes? Please, that's so 2021
methoxetamine wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:44The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor

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"I'm so straight I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay."
Stack of Turtles wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:29pls post real image linksAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:06This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)
This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)
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@Oyster Sauce Ugly bitchfaces should count as NSFW and be spoilered IMONiggler wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:54methoxetamine wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:44The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
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>then we have a problemAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:06This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)
This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)
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>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
"Oh, it all makes sense now, brother."
I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.logincrash wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:15>then we have a problemAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:06This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)
This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)
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>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
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Oh, I purposely don't like to have this kind of crap in my vault.Stack of Turtles wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:21I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.logincrash wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:15>then we have a problemAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 18:06This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)
This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)
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>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
get someone else to upload it for you then because your images don't show up for some usersAcrux wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:21Oh, I purposely don't like to have this kind of crap in my vault.Stack of Turtles wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:21I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.logincrash wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 19:15
>then we have a problem
>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
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I was just reading https://www.noelmaurer.com/p/how-is-arg ... uerto-rico a few minutes ago so this is topical
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I don't get it, there are lies on the internet 365 days a year and then we are supposed to pretend today is "special" somehow lmao
Yeah today's lies are totally different!
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
Yeah today's lies are totally different!
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
Still a bit of April 1st left so I might as well. I'm actually Rusty's mom and I'm so proud of him and his friends, I'm mailing you each a scone.Atlantico wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 20:38I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
I'm not really Jewish.Atlantico wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 20:38I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
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Looks like I'll be finding a new attorneyStack of Turtles wrote: β April 2nd, 2026, 00:39I'm not really Jewish.Atlantico wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 20:38I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
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And Rusty needs to find a new court jew.methoxetamine wrote: β April 2nd, 2026, 00:49Looks like I'll be finding a new attorneyStack of Turtles wrote: β April 2nd, 2026, 00:39I'm not really Jewish.Atlantico wrote: β April 1st, 2026, 20:38I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.


