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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:10
ah yes, the "internet is unusable" day of the year, my favorite day
The internet hasn't been usable in well over a decade
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Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:06
This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)

This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)

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i'm gonna say the n-word
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Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
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Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
Nanotubes? Please, that's so 2021
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Prardenciflar wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:47
Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
Nanotubes? Please, that's so 2021
methoxetamine wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:44
Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:29
Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:06
This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)

This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)

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Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:54
Prardenciflar wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:47
Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
Nanotubes? Please, that's so 2021
methoxetamine wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:44
Niggler wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:40
i'm gonna say the n-word
The word that starts with N that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
@Oyster Sauce Ugly bitchfaces should count as NSFW and be spoilered IMO
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Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:06
This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)

This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)

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>then we have a problem
>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
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logincrash wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:15
Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:06
This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)

This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)

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>then we have a problem
>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:21
logincrash wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:15
Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 18:06
This is a funny thing that happened earlier today. The Ashes of Erebus mod has a long standing April Fools Day prank - the title screen becomes a silly pink unicorn picture and the music changes to "Never Gonna Give You Up" - and it's known as Unicorn Day. (It's a reference to the "no unicorns" rule originally put in place by Kael.)

This guy (I'm 90% sure is a ******) announced himself an unofficial loremaster and got really mad about it today, even though it's been around for over a decade and he's long been aware of it. (Mammon is a reference to one of the gods in the setting, by the way.)

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>then we have a problem
>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.
Oh, I purposely don't like to have this kind of crap in my vault.
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Acrux wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:21
Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:21
logincrash wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:15

>then we have a problem
>you don't give a **** about my discomfort
I want to ******* strangle this ****** till his eyes pop out and I hate April Fools.
I haven't read it because @Acrux is too poor to get vault access, but I agree in principle.
Oh, I purposely don't like to have this kind of crap in my vault.
get someone else to upload it for you then because your images don't show up for some users
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 19:25
I need to improve vault albums
You can't even sort by name or file type.
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Here's one of 4chan's custom April Fools' captchas:

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WhiteShark wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 20:34
Here's one of 4chan's custom April Fools' captchas:

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I was just reading https://www.noelmaurer.com/p/how-is-arg ... uerto-rico a few minutes ago so this is topical
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I don't get it, there are lies on the internet 365 days a year and then we are supposed to pretend today is "special" somehow lmao

Yeah today's lies are totally different!

I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
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Atlantico wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 20:38
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
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Atlantico wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 20:38
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
I'm not really Jewish.
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 2nd, 2026, 00:39
Atlantico wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 20:38
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
I'm not really Jewish.
Looks like I'll be finding a new attorney
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methoxetamine wrote: ↑ April 2nd, 2026, 00:49
Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 2nd, 2026, 00:39
Atlantico wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2026, 20:38
I'd appreciate if people would use April 1st to tell the truth. Now that would be shocking and maybe even worth talking about.
I'm not really Jewish.
Looks like I'll be finding a new attorney
And Rusty needs to find a new court jew.