The Desert Slop Statue

MrTwinkls · Post by **MrTwinkls** » December 8th, 2025, 09:54

I am only mildly interested if it's some new IP. Tired of unending big franchises parasitizing their own legacy.

Capuchin · Post by **Capuchin** » December 8th, 2025, 16:09

It's Realms Restored 3.0.

Post by **Vergil** » December 8th, 2025, 17:42

MrTwinkls wrote: ↑ December 8th, 2025, 09:54
I am only mildly interested if it's some new IP. Tired of unending big franchises parasitizing their own legacy.

Considering the statue already has such generic aesthetics it's been claimed like 10 different fanbases I wouldn't get too excited for a "new" IP.

sheet · Post by **sheet** » December 8th, 2025, 17:47

Another Soulslike parryslop about "The corruption consumed our world" no doubt

Post by **Vergil** » December 8th, 2025, 17:48

Dude it's like a fantasy game but it's all like, dark and twisted....

Capuchin · Post by **Capuchin** » December 8th, 2025, 20:12

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » December 8th, 2025, 20:13

dorito pope going to declare war upon the false faith

Post by **Oyster Sauce** » December 8th, 2025, 20:29

Capuchin wrote: ↑ December 8th, 2025, 20:12

Holy ****

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Post by **Vergil** » December 8th, 2025, 20:46

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 8th, 2025, 20:13
dorito pope going to declare war upon the false faith

Dorito pope has a better track record than that other guy so far

Norfleet · Post by **Norfleet** » December 8th, 2025, 21:17

It's clearly a plug for HQ Platinum: The Movie: The Game.

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » December 9th, 2025, 16:49

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 7th, 2025, 20:42
I see a snake and a bear so I'm going to guess dog of bore, seems like something stupid they'd do

Gibs prize

sheet · Post by **sheet** » December 9th, 2025, 16:56

Ah, I guess I was wrong. Instead of Soulslop, we get demoralization walking sim movie game.

Post by **Finarfin** » December 9th, 2025, 17:04

Probably not that one either. They kept saying "OHHHH IT IS DOS3" and now it is not.

Post by **Vergil** » December 9th, 2025, 18:03

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 9th, 2025, 16:49

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 7th, 2025, 20:42
I see a snake and a bear so I'm going to guess dog of bore, seems like something stupid they'd do
Gibs prize

Sony said it wasn't God of War so they either full on Kojima lied or it's something else.

Hyborian · Post by **Hyborian** » December 10th, 2025, 11:51

It's Divinity. Larian chads stay winning.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » December 10th, 2025, 12:17

Divinity huh?

It means that the statue represents a saturnalian orgy of homosex and zoophilia that will be featured in the game. Remember the bear? This time you can do it with the alligator!

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » December 10th, 2025, 12:41

More gay bear kino for ROOOOOSTY then?

Post by **Valter** » December 10th, 2025, 15:28

I spot no 3 in those images. Remake or a new Divinity sub-franchise?

Post by **Oyster Sauce** » December 10th, 2025, 16:00

Somehow, Dragon Commander has returned

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