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What da hell goin on lil bro aw hell naw ts crazy ayo
What incredibly lame dogshit is this a teaser for?

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Vergil wrote: December 7th, 2025, 07:03
What da hell goin on lil bro aw hell naw ts crazy ayo
What incredibly lame dogshit is this a teaser for?

You just know that the revel is going to be a big pile of ****. I look forward to it.

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RangerBoo wrote: December 7th, 2025, 07:05
a big pile of ****. I look forward to it.
Trying to get a quick entry into most indian post of 2025 at the last minute I see.
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Hellgate London 2
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God, I wish.

But as mentioned I think this will be a LORDS OF THE FALLEN 2 thing.
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Finarfin wrote: December 7th, 2025, 12:35
God, I wish.

But as mentioned I think this will be a LORDS OF THE FALLEN 2 thing.
Hellgate London 2 has already been announced
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Oyster Sauce wrote: December 7th, 2025, 12:42
Finarfin wrote: December 7th, 2025, 12:35
God, I wish.

But as mentioned I think this will be a LORDS OF THE FALLEN 2 thing.
Hellgate London 2 has already been announced
Is Bill "**** that loser" Roper working on it?
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Fans traveled to the site
Are they required to disclose said "fans" are employees?
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It's very funny to promote your game with imagery that's completely meaningless and unidentifiable.
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Foids in marketing was a mistake.
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how dare you heathens ignore the revelations of DORITO POPE

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Doom DLC or asian rollslop clone call it
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Vergil wrote: December 7th, 2025, 19:07
Doom DLC or asian rollslop clone call it
Too high effort for a DLC or an indie release, big money's behind this. Too presumpuous for a gameplay-focused company like rollsloppers. An established company but a new entry. Another Kojima Experience? :scratch-pipe:
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Valter wrote: December 7th, 2025, 19:11
big money's behind this
The ching chongs have been putting a lot of money into rollslop like wukong.
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Its an effegy of care, like they burn at bohemian grove.
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I see a snake and a bear so I'm going to guess dog of bore, seems like something stupid they'd do
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It's a tribute the ****** working on New Vegas 2 built to honor Moloch.
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In the thirty seconds I took bothering to look this up after Vergil mentioned it on HQ chat, I saw someone say it was already confirmed to be from God of War.
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God of War devs finally going to hell.
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This is going to backfire whenever it's revealed and all of the people hyped for something else are disappointed.
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Valter wrote: December 7th, 2025, 19:11
Too high effort for a DLC
blizzard might do something like this for diablo 4
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 7th, 2025, 23:48
Valter wrote: December 7th, 2025, 19:11
Too high effort for a DLC
blizzard might do something like this for diablo 4
Already confirmed not Diablo
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Would be great if no one talked about it and it faded into irrelevance/reddit where it belongs.
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The fact that nobody can decipher the IP from a glance makes it an artistic failure.
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J1M wrote: December 8th, 2025, 00:13
The fact that nobody can decipher the IP from a glance makes it an artistic failure.
most major franchises are just slop in the truest sense of the word, they all pull from each other human centipede style except ouroboros, the slop has been reslopped so many times that it's all near identical
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 8th, 2025, 00:17
J1M wrote: December 8th, 2025, 00:13
The fact that nobody can decipher the IP from a glance makes it an artistic failure.
most major franchises are just slop in the truest sense of the word, they all pull from each other human centipede style except ouroboros, the slop has been reslopped so many times that it's all near identical
Yes, but even so if it had an iron throne or a gauntlet with six gems we'd all know what it is.
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J1M wrote: December 8th, 2025, 00:53
if it had an iron throne
baldur's gate?
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ModHQ 2.0 release tease
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