De-Girlboss 1.0 Beta — Baldur's Gate 3

[Trickster]

Oh my god. You guys are reading my mind. I was going to ask for exactly this type of mod today. Because in my playthrough, even with Realm Restored + No Alphabet People, the overabundance of girlboss characters is so painful and feels like garbage woke-washed "writing".

These ******* often behave so aggressively and vulgarly (like Jaheira, who literally attacks us to prove how "badass" she is, and the game leaving only two choices: grovel like a soyboy loser or kill her - making violence seem like the only rational response).

Even if it's hard to do (And i think that's intentionally)



Sometimes the game literally have overdoses on girlbosses. One girlboss captures you,



another girlboss rescues you a second later,



just for you going to a third girlboss who's planning to attack "helpless refugees".



There's no doubt they intentionally designed them this way: brazen, aggressive, utterly unfeminine, and somehow always in positions of power. It's like matriarchal fantasy where women aren't the exception, but rather the default ruling class. This needs fixing.
Women should be jewels in a man’s world. Not ugly caricatures of "coolness" designed by people who understand neither real strength nor what women actually are.

I like that Jaheira continues to expose fake rpg fans and newfags.

I know this ***** is from an old game. That doesn't make her BG3 version better you ******* imbecile.

[rusty_shackleford]

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality,

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

[Hyborian]

Oh my god. You guys are reading my mind. I was going to ask for exactly this type of mod today. Because in my playthrough, even with Realm Restored + No Alphabet People, the overabundance of girlboss characters is so painful and feels like garbage woke-washed "writing".

These ******* often behave so aggressively and vulgarly (like Jaheira, who literally attacks us to prove how "badass" she is, and the game leaving only two choices: grovel like a soyboy loser or kill her - making violence seem like the only rational response).

Even if it's hard to do (And i think that's intentionally)



Sometimes the game literally have overdoses on girlbosses. One girlboss captures you,



another girlboss rescues you a second later,



just for you going to a third girlboss who's planning to attack "helpless refugees".



There's no doubt they intentionally designed them this way: brazen, aggressive, utterly unfeminine, and somehow always in positions of power. It's like matriarchal fantasy where women aren't the exception, but rather the default ruling class. This needs fixing.
Women should be jewels in a man’s world. Not ugly caricatures of "coolness" designed by people who understand neither real strength nor what women actually are.

I like that Jaheira continues to expose fake rpg fans and newfags.

Some people weren't even born in that era. BG1 was released 26 years ago

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality, is no longer acceptable by sane people due to excessive girlboss overtures.

True, and I agree with what he said on principle, but it's funny how many people fall for the Jaheira trap and expose themselves. I'm sure that long after this mod is finished there will still be a lot of people complaining about Minthara and Jaheira being girlbosses and demanding to fix them.

[Trickster]

I like that Jaheira continues to expose fake rpg fans and newfags.

Some people weren't even born in that era. BG1 was released 26 years ago

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality, is no longer acceptable by sane people due to excessive girlboss overtures.

True, and I agree with what he said on principle, but it's funny how many people fall for the Jaheira trap and expose themselves. I'm sure that long after this mod is finished there will still be a lot of people complaining about Minthara and Jaheira being girlbosses and demanding to fix them.

God, I hate "nostalgia" morons like you. Just wave a Millennium Falcon from Star Wars or some other trashy reference with zero artistic value to some old **** in front of you, and you immediately start orgasming with soylent and screeching "OH MAI HEKIN BING CHANGUS, IT'S A FRICKIN [reference]. RECOGNIZE THIS FROM 20 YEARS AGO!!! HOLY BASED NOSTALGIA!!! AS A TRUE OLDFAG, THIS BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES!"
No, my dear friend, you're not an "oldfag". You're just a ***.
This is literally your mental embodiment:

[Hyborian]

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality,

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

Jaheira is only a year older than Gorion's Ward.

[Hyborian]

Some people weren't even born in that era. BG1 was released 26 years ago

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality, is no longer acceptable by sane people due to excessive girlboss overtures.

True, and I agree with what he said on principle, but it's funny how many people fall for the Jaheira trap and expose themselves. I'm sure that long after this mod is finished there will still be a lot of people complaining about Minthara and Jaheira being girlbosses and demanding to fix them.

God, I hate "nostalgia" morons like you. Just wave a Millennium Falcon from Star Wars or some other trashy reference with zero artistic value to some old **** in front of you, and you immediately start orgasming with soylent and screeching "OH MAI HEKIN BING CHANGUS, IT'S A FRICKIN [reference]. I KNOW IT! I SEE IT 20 YEARS AGO AND LOVE IT! I'M SUCH AN OLDFAG."
No, my dear friend, you're not an "oldfag". You're just a ***.
This is literally your mental embodiment:

Take the loss on the chin like a man, friend.

[Trickster]

I like that Jaheira continues to expose fake rpg fans and newfags.

Some people weren't even born in that era. BG1 was released 26 years ago

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality, is no longer acceptable by sane people due to excessive girlboss overtures.

True, and I agree with what he said on principle, but it's funny how many people fall for the Jaheira trap and expose themselves. I'm sure that long after this mod is finished there will still be a lot of people complaining about Minthara and Jaheira being girlbosses and demanding to fix them.

Because they need to be fixed. Simps like you just prove there should be no exceptions for waifu-tier cringe.

[rusty_shackleford]

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[Trickster]

True, and I agree with what he said on principle, but it's funny how many people fall for the Jaheira trap and expose themselves. I'm sure that long after this mod is finished there will still be a lot of people complaining about Minthara and Jaheira being girlbosses and demanding to fix them.

God, I hate "nostalgia" morons like you. Just wave a Millennium Falcon from Star Wars or some other trashy reference with zero artistic value to some old **** in front of you, and you immediately start orgasming with soylent and screeching "OH MAI HEKIN BING CHANGUS, IT'S A FRICKIN [reference]. I KNOW IT! I SEE IT 20 YEARS AGO AND LOVE IT! I'M SUCH AN OLDFAG."
No, my dear friend, you're not an "oldfag". You're just a ***.
This is literally your mental embodiment:

Take the loss on the chin like a man, friend.

Fine, new personal BG3 challenge: murder Jaheira every run as the woke girlboss abomination she is. Don’t care about Reddit cope like "UHM AKSHUALLY SHE WAS A GIRLBOSS IN THE OLD GAMES TOO!"
It's still stink.
And If old **** doesn't stink to you just because it's old ****, maybe you're the ****-eater?

[SoLong]

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality,

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

That was the idiot writer's fetish creeping in. In BG3 we see that she's still clearly hurting, even after enough time has passed that getting over him would raise no eyebrows.

I was actually quite touched by that.

[Trickster]

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Brotal! Even Shadowheart is the pinnacle of purity compared to this *****.

[buttfucker 3000]

Jaheira is also a reflection of how a completely normal female personality,

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

That was the idiot writer's fetish creeping in. In BG3 we see that she's still clearly hurting, even after enough time has passed that getting over him would raise no eyebrows.

I was actually quite touched by that.

I could be wrong, but isn't there a dialogue option to kinda "romance" her in BG3, but she turns you away because she still loves her husband? I think it's in act 3 when you take her to her home, specifically when you find her hidden room full of old memorabilia from past adventures. You get an option that's a bit flirty.

[SoLong]

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

That was the idiot writer's fetish creeping in. In BG3 we see that she's still clearly hurting, even after enough time has passed that getting over him would raise no eyebrows.

I was actually quite touched by that.

I could be wrong, but isn't there a dialogue option to kinda "romance" her in BG3, but she turns you away because she still loves her husband? I think it's in act 3 when you take her to her home, specifically when you find her hidden room full of old memorabilia from past adventures. You get an option that's a bit flirty.

Yes, it's part of the situation where you find her half-finished ritual scroll for the ageless body druids can get.

[MajimaOcelot]

Yea i definitely need this to happen. I got BG3 on PC just to get rid of the woke / boss crap from the vanilla game. Disciple Z'rell apparently has no mods to gender swap or just change her voice so thats been frustrating.

For Jaheira, Mithra, Karlach and L'zael i just use the gender swap version to get rid of the annoying girl boss element in my party. Making Shadow Heart the only Romance option in my party, and im ok with that.

[CheesusCrust]

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******* Abdel self-insert still gives more cringe than any gay *** fanfiction out there

edit: just realized mf literally made an experienced DRUID to freak out because of a SPIDER - just for the sake of this ******* scene...

[Shillitron]

she gets over her husband dying(and seeing his mutilated corpse) in about 30 minutes and then immediately tries to have sex with someone who is essentially her foster son

BG2 was the point where Bioware writing team really started to reveal themselves. I didn't see the red flags until Dragon Age.

[Shillitron]

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Forgotten Realms novels are notoriously B-tier smut and the Baldurs gate Trilology is a huge offender. Drow lesbian sex scene between Imoen and a matron in a bathtub is just .
All these authors (including Greenwood & Salvatore) were mega-gooners.

[CheesusCrust]

Drow lesbian sex scene between Imoen and a matron in a bathtub is just .

thx for Vietnam flashbacks man

[DoubleOO7]

"women back in the kitchen" mod when

[Lancaster]

"women back in the kitchen" mod when

There's that dwarf chef in Baldur's Gate, but I think him being the "head chef" gives him a pass...if he's still a dwarf in RR.

[UltraFan123]

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Forgotten Realms novels are notoriously B-tier smut and the Baldurs gate Trilology is a huge offender. Drow lesbian sex scene between Imoen and a matron in a bathtub is just .
All these authors (including Greenwood & Salvatore) were mega-gooners.

The novels of the "Seven Sisters" where the goddess of magic inhabited the body of a human woman to conceive children with a mortal man was Greenwood's barely disguised cuckquean fetish.

Just one of his many depraved kinks.

[Shillitron]

The novels of the "Seven Sisters" where the goddess of magic inhabited the body of a human woman to conceive children with a mortal man was Greenwood's barely disguised cuckquean fetish.
Just one of his many depraved kinks.

Elminster becoming a girl and sleeping around... Totally not a self-insert.

Drow was the dumping ground for a lot of the smut / fetish **** though. Matriarchal society of goth leather drow who have demon rape rituals and force males into sex change rituals.


Remember when Dungeon and Dragons was about swords and sorcery and bad guys being defeated up by hero's?

[rusty_shackleford]

@orinEsque is there a full list of all girlboss characters?

[orinEsque]

@orinEsque is there a full list of all girlboss characters?

I'm not sure if its "full", but we have a comprehensive list

[qdestroyer93]

Looking forward to this mod. Even with RR and No Alphabets the girl boss cringe infects every corner of this game.

[rusty_shackleford]

where it at lazy asses
@orinEsque

[orinEsque]

where it at lazy asses
@orinEsque

Life keeping me busy

[Lancaster]

where it at lazy asses
@orinEsque

I'd say we've put a significant dent in the Flaming Fists.

[Lancaster]

where it at lazy asses
@orinEsque

This is the progress so far.

[swbgtoc]

Is The Absolute a he, she, or it? I imagine if something were to invade your thoughts, it'd be in the form as something demonic & terrifying.

If the idea is to change her feminine voice I think it's a waste of time. The Absolute is fine as it is. Illithids are like bugs, all males with one queen.