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Starfield - Todd Howard's latest masterpiece

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rusty_shackleford wrote: August 31st, 2023, 19:49
If IGN hates it then it's great.

I decided to do some digging on this 7/10 IGN review that is ******** on Starfield. It's by Dan Stapleton.. :Inspector:

I wonder what other games this reviewer has done.. hmmm...


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Starfield is either REALLY ******* bad.... OR this reviewer has absolute **** taste, and the game is gonna be amazing.
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Yeah and *** skeptic said that starfield is basically TOW.
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Cease these slanderous lies immediately.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: August 31st, 2023, 19:56
Cease these slanderous lies immediately.
Stay out of my HQ folder.. uploading spoiler leaked images. :eyebrows:
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Get ready for Starslop!!


How It Started..

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How It's Going...

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The Reaction..

B-b-but I thought we blacklisted all the bad journalists.. What happened!!!?

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And Why I'm still gonna buy & play it
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No Man's Skyrim is a shitpile? Imagine my shock.
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People seemed to have conjured up grandiose ideas that were probably never even considered during the actual game's development. This was never going to be an MMO-like experience with massive, living worlds to explore and thousands of NPCs to do menial sidequests for, or massive space battles with hundreds of online players fighting amongst each other.. It's a single-player Bethesda RPG using the Creation Engine. If you were expecting something else, you were inevitably going to be disappointed long before the first teaser.
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Fake space exploration, NPCs float through the floor, so poorly optimized that it can't even run right on Xbawks.

No Man's Sky meets Cyberpunk in terms of release issues from the sound of it.

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Libtards hate it, confirmed great.
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Reminder that during covid years basically everyone ****** off from work during "WFH" policies.. You got 1/5th the labor out of people across the board. This game wasn't delayed this long because they were "building so much cool stuff" it took this long because devs were being lazy ******* and didn't put in even an 8 hour work day until corporations got ****** off and **** canned it.

The only silver lining here is that corporations want to make money and the tech industry is going through a massive labor crunch and laying ****** employee's off in droves, so maybe Elder Scrolls 6 will actually have hard work put into it again.. but who knows.
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I would care a lot less about how **** this is turning out to be if it hadn't been 8 years since Fallout 4, which also wasn't very good. It will end up being a 15+ year break from TES just to produce two poor-to-mediocre games.
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Bethesda have never made a good game.
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Emphyrio wrote: August 31st, 2023, 20:23
I would care a lot less about how **** this is turning out to be if it hadn't been 8 years since Fallout 4, which also wasn't very good. It will end up being a 15+ year break from TES just to produce two poor-to-mediocre games.
Todd's punishment will be severe if this game doesn't meet Xbox's sky-high sales expectations. He will be in the Elder Scrolls sweatshop for years to come!.
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Emphyrio wrote: August 31st, 2023, 20:23
I would care a lot less about how **** this is turning out to be if it hadn't been 8 years since Fallout 4, which also wasn't very good. It will end up being a 15+ year break from TES just to produce two poor-to-mediocre games.
Don't forget that Bethesda's Starfield team had to switch gears for 6 - 8 months to wipe Fallout 76's *** as well.

We've basically had to wait over 10 years for an elder scrolls game with nothing to show for it, other than this cold wet garbage.
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THREE HOURS AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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rusty_shackleford wrote: August 31st, 2023, 20:45
THREE HOURS AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Shillitron wrote: August 31st, 2023, 18:05
Starbros......???? I don't feel so good...

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Along with all of IGN's other foibles, they're also paid to give Xbox games worse scores. Unironically. They also do other things like leave Xbox logos off game promotional materials in order to make people think the game won't come out on the platform.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Another game that was unfairly reviewed and scored, just like Starfield now:

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KnightoftheWind wrote: August 31st, 2023, 20:15
People seemed to have conjured up grandiose ideas that were probably never even considered during the actual game's development. This was never going to be an MMO-like experience with massive, living worlds to explore and thousands of NPCs to do menial sidequests for, or massive space battles with hundreds of online players fighting amongst each other.. It's a single-player Bethesda RPG using the Creation Engine. If you were expecting something else, you were inevitably going to be disappointed long before the first teaser.
What people expected was a Skyrim plus, and something one bar higher than No Man's Sky.
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aweigh wrote: August 31st, 2023, 20:47

Along with all of IGN's other foibles, they're also paid to give Xbox games worse scores. Unironically. They also do other things like leave Xbox logos off game promotional materials in order to make people think the game won't come out on the platform.

X-Box Tax..


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reviews are meaningless, nigloop is one of the absolute best rated games of all time and nobody even remembers it exists
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SNOY SISTERS.. WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

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STARFIELD BACK ON THE MENU - The Jewnouralists Love it!! - Let's go Todd Chads!

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The only score which is even marginally reliable is the user score on metacritic.
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H-H-Holmes wrote: August 31st, 2023, 21:02
The only score which is even marginally reliable is the user score on metacritic.
Useless for anything but small-name titles, just gets review-bombed one way or the other for high publicity ones.
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Female streamer's face is prominent in the video. Opinion discarded.

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It's not too late to refund the game, Rusty.