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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:11
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:08
i vote imperials. they kinda reming me of ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.

The Nords are strong but they are a bit stupid and not very evolved. I do not thinkt they would end up as a slave race but more like being absorbed as equals into the empire and getting a bit more civilized on the way
The imperials are nords, some of them decided to blanda upp and became mutts. The colovians, from which the bulk of the empire's fighting force other than nords comes from, essentially are the same as nords.
This is all completely wrong fyi
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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I support Ulfric since I know he'll provide free cat girls for all Nord men.
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i have to check the lore to see if this holds up. but even if true then they are like an evolved form of the nords. basically masternords. so i still stand with the empire
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:11
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:08
i vote imperials. they kinda reming me of ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.

The Nords are strong but they are a bit stupid and not very evolved. I do not thinkt they would end up as a slave race but more like being absorbed as equals into the empire and getting a bit more civilized on the way
The imperials are nords, some of them decided to blanda upp and became mutts. The colovians, from which the bulk of the empire's fighting force other than nords comes from, essentially are the same as nords.
This is all completely wrong fyi
The position Shezarr enjoys in Cyrodilic worship is often misconstrued. He, and a thousand other deities, have sizeable cults in the Imperial City. Shezarr is especially venerated in the Colovian West, though he is called Shor there, as the West Kings are resolutely, and religiously, Nordic.
cope, seethe, whatever.
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Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:15
i have to check the lore to see if this holds up. but even if true then they are like an evolved form of the nords. basically masternords. so i still stand with the empire
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Gu ... n/Cyrodiil

imperials are just nords, they were even referred to as "cyro-nords". Nebenese decided to blanda upp, the colovians did not.
Indeed, if the history of the Nords is the history of humans on Tamriel, then Cyrodiil is the throne from which they will decide their destiny.
Nords are the empire(this makes elfmutt lovers seethe because they are just slave labor for superior Men)

Probably the sentence from it most relevant to the thread at hand:
The Nords that had come to cripple the Empire soon joined the General's forces, for when they heard his thu'um they realized he was Skyrim's Son and the Heir to the Empires of Men.
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Based zased nord nationalists making their capital city a half ruin shithole full of dark elves and argonians lul
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:24
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:15
i have to check the lore to see if this holds up. but even if true then they are like an evolved form of the nords. basically masternords. so i still stand with the empire
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Gu ... n/Cyrodiil

imperials are just nords, they were even referred to as "cyro-nords". Nebenese decided to blanda upp, the colovians did not.
Indeed, if the history of the Nords is the history of humans on Tamriel, then Cyrodiil is the throne from which they will decide their destiny.
Nords are the empire(this makes elfmutt lovers seethe because they are just slave labor for superior Men)

Probably the sentence from it most relevant to the thread at hand:
The Nords that had come to cripple the Empire soon joined the General's forces, for when they heard his thu'um they realized he was Skyrim's Son and the Heir to the Empires of Men.
Okay... thanks for choosing the Empire. :toot:
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Ligrev wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:33
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:24
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:15
i have to check the lore to see if this holds up. but even if true then they are like an evolved form of the nords. basically masternords. so i still stand with the empire
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Gu ... n/Cyrodiil

imperials are just nords, they were even referred to as "cyro-nords". Nebenese decided to blanda upp, the colovians did not.
Indeed, if the history of the Nords is the history of humans on Tamriel, then Cyrodiil is the throne from which they will decide their destiny.
Nords are the empire(this makes elfmutt lovers seethe because they are just slave labor for superior Men)

Probably the sentence from it most relevant to the thread at hand:
The Nords that had come to cripple the Empire soon joined the General's forces, for when they heard his thu'um they realized he was Skyrim's Son and the Heir to the Empires of Men.
Okay... thanks for choosing the Empire. :toot:
The nords are the empire, you picked the argonian-elf mutt mix
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:11
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:08
i vote imperials. they kinda reming me of ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.

The Nords are strong but they are a bit stupid and not very evolved. I do not thinkt they would end up as a slave race but more like being absorbed as equals into the empire and getting a bit more civilized on the way
The imperials are nords, some of them decided to blanda upp and became mutts. The colovians, from which the bulk of the empire's fighting force other than nords comes from, essentially are the same as nords.
This is all completely wrong fyi
Imperials are descended from the ancient humans (called Atmorans in lore), but that doesn't make them Nords. Or do you think anyone descended from Indo-Europeans is of Nordic descent?
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Statesman wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:45
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:11


The imperials are nords, some of them decided to blanda upp and became mutts. The colovians, from which the bulk of the empire's fighting force other than nords comes from, essentially are the same as nords.
This is all completely wrong fyi
Imperials are descended from the ancient humans (called Atmorans in lore), but that doesn't make them Nords. Or do you think anyone descended from Indo-Europeans is of Nordic descent?
Did you reply to the wrong person or something?
Also this is debated.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:47
Statesman wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:45
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:12

This is all completely wrong fyi
Imperials are descended from the ancient humans (called Atmorans in lore), but that doesn't make them Nords. Or do you think anyone descended from Indo-Europeans is of Nordic descent?
Did you reply to the wrong person or something?
Also this is debated.
Yeah, was supposed to be a reply to:
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:24
Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:15
i have to check the lore to see if this holds up. but even if true then they are like an evolved form of the nords. basically masternords. so i still stand with the empire
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Gu ... n/Cyrodiil

imperials are just nords, they were even referred to as "cyro-nords". Nebenese decided to blanda upp, the colovians did not.
Indeed, if the history of the Nords is the history of humans on Tamriel, then Cyrodiil is the throne from which they will decide their destiny.
Nords are the empire(this makes elfmutt lovers seethe because they are just slave labor for superior Men)

Probably the sentence from it most relevant to the thread at hand:
The Nords that had come to cripple the Empire soon joined the General's forces, for when they heard his thu'um they realized he was Skyrim's Son and the Heir to the Empires of Men.
Everything being said in this thread is "debated" since all in-game lore is subjective...unless we can find a direct statement on the topic from Todd.
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The unique con of Stormcloaks is that they don't like much magic. Considering how the college is relative close to Windhelm, wouldn't be hard for him to get magically resistant gear for every Stormcloak
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Mordred wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:08
ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.
British also tried to do this, except across the world, and everyone hates them.
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:26
Based zased nord nationalists making their capital city a half ruin shithole full of dark elves and argonians lul
Just like real life nords... is that art imitating life or life imitating art?
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WaterMage wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:01
The unique con of Stormcloaks is that they don't like much magic. Considering how the college is relative close to Windhelm, wouldn't be hard for him to get magically resistant gear for every Stormcloak
You could RP as a spellblade, join them and show them that you can mix strength and pussy-magic. At least that's what I did on my last playthrough.
Pity Bethesda never bothered and it's clunky in-game, some mods fix that but I haven't bothered with Skyrim since ages now. Not only you need to scan all the thousands of mods but also filter, select and hope they are compatible.

Most Wabbajack presets I saw are ******. Youtube Mouse had one but his got shutdown because it had paid mods. But his gameplay showcases are the best I have ever seen for Skyrim.
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 20:26
Based zased nord nationalists making their capital city a half ruin shithole full of dark elves and argonians lul
Just like real life nords... is that art imitating life or life imitating art?
TES Nords = Swedish people or British for that matter
They offered a place for Muslims and now are getting raped and replaced.
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I support people getting what they want, good and hard
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
Just like real life nords... is that art imitating life or life imitating art?
The difference is that Dunnmer and Khajiit are second class citizens in Windhelm, meanwhile in Stockholm, "minorities" are first class citizens and Sweedes second class citizens.
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WaterMage wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 10:55
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
Just like real life nords... is that art imitating life or life imitating art?
The difference is that Dunnmer and Khajiit are second class citizens in Windhelm, meanwhile in Stockholm, "minorities" are first class citizens and Sweedes second class citizens.
That was just the beginning.
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WaterMage wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 10:55
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
Just like real life nords... is that art imitating life or life imitating art?
The difference is that Dunnmer and Khajiit are second class citizens in Windhelm, meanwhile in Stockholm, "minorities" are first class citizens and Sweedes second class citizens.
Would a second class citizen be able to own an operate a farm in Eastmarch? AND have a Nord working for him?
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Belyn_Hlaalu

The Dunmer refugees were gifted an entire section of the city 200 years prior to the start of the game. The fact that they haven't done much with it and cry for welfare is their own fault. Though I will admit the Nords did fail a spot check when they let in House Hlaalu refugees. They were the biggest Empire simps, as evidenced by one of them in the Grey Quarter literally being an Imperial Sympathizer - with Legion Armor and Banner in his basement. This same guy is the one stirring up the most **** against Ulfric.
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
British also tried to do this, except across the world, and everyone hates them.
The Assyrians were right with deportation and ethnic cleansing.

Never try to civilise lesser races.
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TKVNC wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:26
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
British also tried to do this, except across the world, and everyone hates them.
The Assyrians were right with deportation and ethnic cleansing.

Never try to civilise lesser races.
Most Eurasian races are innately attuned to tribalistic bloodlines & despotism, and that kind of mind would never be able to justify or relate to the kind of weird self-sacrificing philanthropy you see in White people.
Even Japanese libtards seem to be a bunch of ****** trying to sabotage Japan, rather than having any real element of misguided, self-destructive altruism, or internalised guilt.
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:37
TKVNC wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:26
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 25th, 2025, 21:58
British also tried to do this, except across the world, and everyone hates them.
The Assyrians were right with deportation and ethnic cleansing.

Never try to civilise lesser races.
Most Eurasian races are innately attuned to tribalistic bloodlines & despotism, and that kind of mind would never be able to justify or relate to the kind of weird self-sacrificing philanthropy you see in White people.
Even Japanese libtards seem to be a bunch of ****** trying to sabotage Japan, rather than having any real element of misguided, self-destructive altruism, or internalised guilt.
Asians in general are smarter than whites who got more and more stupid each decade. That's why Asia is dominating in many fields, starting with manufacturing.

If I had to choose between an asian or white woman, I'd choose the asian everytime. They have more family values than your typical white girl, brainrotted to be a careless *****.
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7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:11
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:37
TKVNC wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:26


The Assyrians were right with deportation and ethnic cleansing.

Never try to civilise lesser races.
Most Eurasian races are innately attuned to tribalistic bloodlines & despotism, and that kind of mind would never be able to justify or relate to the kind of weird self-sacrificing philanthropy you see in White people.
Even Japanese libtards seem to be a bunch of ****** trying to sabotage Japan, rather than having any real element of misguided, self-destructive altruism, or internalised guilt.
Asians in general are smarter than whites who got more and more stupid each decade. That's why Asia is dominating in many fields, starting with manufacturing.

If I had to choose between an asian or white woman, I'd choose the asian everytime. They have more family values than your typical white girl, brainrotted to be a careless *****.
Good for you?
Didn't you already say you prefer fellow *******, amigo?

Anyway, even when White people weren't just a bunch of broken normgroids being puppeted by hostile parasites, certain ideals still appealed to them, which clearly do not appeal to anyone else. If the **** attempted to manipulate the Chinese or MENA in the same way, they'd laugh their asses off. The rest of the world sees this mentality as being bizzare, weak and gullible, being proud of something that only exists (for them) to exploit, in such a way they will never be exploited. It's fascinating really.
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:23
7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:11
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2025, 19:37


Most Eurasian races are innately attuned to tribalistic bloodlines & despotism, and that kind of mind would never be able to justify or relate to the kind of weird self-sacrificing philanthropy you see in White people.
Even Japanese libtards seem to be a bunch of ****** trying to sabotage Japan, rather than having any real element of misguided, self-destructive altruism, or internalised guilt.
Asians in general are smarter than whites who got more and more stupid each decade. That's why Asia is dominating in many fields, starting with manufacturing.

If I had to choose between an asian or white woman, I'd choose the asian everytime. They have more family values than your typical white girl, brainrotted to be a careless *****.
Good for you?
Didn't you already say you prefer fellow *******, amigo?

Anyway, even when White people weren't just a bunch of broken normgroids being puppeted by hostile parasites, certain ideals still appealed to them, which clearly do not appeal to anyone else. If the **** attempted to manipulate the Chinese or MENA in the same way, they'd laugh their asses off. The rest of the world sees this mentality as being bizzare, weak and gullible, being proud of something that only exists (for them) to exploit, in such a way they will never be exploited. It's fascinating really.
Tanned skin which isn't the same as black ethnicities/races, and yea some black girls can be cute, although not many. Guess I'm not brainrotted enough to put everyone in the same bag and praise the Austrian guy.
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7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:36
Tanned skin and yea some black girls can be cute, although not many. Guess I'm not brainrotted enough to put everyone in the same bag and praise the Austrian guy.
If you say so, "POC." The point is I couldn't care less what you want to stick your **** in, nor do I care what a product of miscegenation thinks of Hitler.
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:38
7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:36
Tanned skin and yea some black girls can be cute, although not many. Guess I'm not brainrotted enough to put everyone in the same bag and praise the Austrian guy.
If you say so, "POC." The point is I couldn't care less what you want to stick your **** in, nor do I care what a product of miscegenation thinks of Hitler.
You cared enough to know what I like though :eyebrows:
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7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:41
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:38
7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:36
Tanned skin and yea some black girls can be cute, although not many. Guess I'm not brainrotted enough to put everyone in the same bag and praise the Austrian guy.
If you say so, "POC." The point is I couldn't care less what you want to stick your **** in, nor do I care what a product of miscegenation thinks of Hitler.
You cared enough to know what I like though :eyebrows:
Do you usually struggle to remember things that have been recently said?
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ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:43
7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:41
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:38


If you say so, "POC." The point is I couldn't care less what you want to stick your **** in, nor do I care what a product of miscegenation thinks of Hitler.
You cared enough to know what I like though :eyebrows:
Do you usually struggle to remember things that have been recently said?
I wouldn't say struggle, if it's not of real use or important to me I don't bother remembering it. Plenty of that required for my daily job.
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7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:49
ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:43
7Trickster wrote: ↑ April 27th, 2025, 01:41


You cared enough to know what I like though :eyebrows:
Do you usually struggle to remember things that have been recently said?
I wouldn't say struggle, if it's not of real use or important to me I don't bother remembering it. Plenty of that required for my daily job.
I guess there's not a lot of space there.

I don't want to know that @fkirenicus, @AliciaDurge and @Lord of Riva are libtards who share your tastes, but I do, unfortunately.
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Ulfric got pegged in a Bentley in 2002
I'm just stating the facts.
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Stormcloaks are racists