Stormcloaks or Imperials?

[TKVNC]

Basically every non-censored AI picks the empire because the stormcloaks are RAYCISS

list of proud anti-racists on the HQ:




Anyone who picks the empire has the opinions of a neutered AI

It genuinely pisses me off about the "rayyyciiiiist" stuff, when the only actual racist sequence from a Nord is when you enter Windhelm (obvious low effort from Bethesda to put doubt in silly players).
2 Nords, who aren't even in the Stormcloak army, harassing and calling the dunmer lady an imperial spy.

Meanwhile :

- The inn at the Grey Quarter has... an imperial agent over there, or at the very least an ex-imperial soldier
- The dunmer got a whole district given to them FOR FREE, because Morrowind is a shithole and these guys are refugees, they can very well go elsewhere and create their own settlement but they are so lazy and dumb they won't, but they still complain " WE WANTZ MORE FREE STUFF!!!"
- The altmer vendor lady says that Nords were very suspicious of her, but if you work and prove yourself you'll have your place among the community. An altmer, in ******* Windhelm, if Cloaks were really racists there would be no other races in Windhelm, only Nords, the rest executed
- No city allows Khajiit inside their walls, no wonder, everytime you face a criminal or thief... oh wow, it's another khajiit/argonian

Had so many arguments online, but people will always go with the most lazy and low effort path : "someone said cloaks are racists, so I'll join the Empire who cares only about Imperials and their own selfish interests, **** everyone else ! But I'm a good guy !"

To be fair, the Dunmer in Windhelm are all Hlaalu, or perhaps Dres? So it's expected that they're not only incompetent, but also ungrateful, oh and traitorous.

[7Trickster]

Tiber Septim was a Breton btw

It's not clear cut :

"Tiber Septim's race is something that many sources differ on. Official Imperial records claim he was Atmoran, born on the icy continent from where he would eventually sail to Skyrim, where he spent his youth.[4][101][102] Some claim Talos was a Nord,[61][103][104] while others find it an important distinction to note that he is not a Nord, but rather Atmoran.[105] The Bretons of Alcaire see Tiber Septim as Hjalti Early-Beard, native to the island kingdom of High Rock. They believe Tiber Septim was a Breton.[105] When Tiber Septim manifested before the Nerevarine as an Imperial named Wulf, his appearance was likened to the depiction of Tiber Septim on a Septim coin.[27] Some sources even suggest the Emperor had mixed ancestry.[UOL 4] General consensus holds that Tiber Septim was not a descendant of Reman, the previous Empire's progenitor.[106][34] However, official Empire documents claimed Tiber was the Scion of Emperors[107] and that he was the True Emperor of Cyrodiil and heir to all of its prior holdings.[49]"

He comes from Atmora, where Humans are from. I doubt he is a Breton, since Atmora was the land of men, where would they find elven asses to smash and ruin their human bloodline ?

[rusty_shackleford]

Tiber Septim was a Breton btw

Hjalti Early-Beard was a nord born in what is now breton territory. It was owned by the nords when he was born.
lore fail from a supposed "lore lover"

[Vergil]

Tiber Septim was a Breton btw

He comes from Atmora, where Humans are from. I doubt he is a Breton, since Atmora was the land of men, where would they find elven asses to smash and ruin their human bloodline ?

Lol

[7Trickster]

Basically every non-censored AI picks the empire because the stormcloaks are RAYCISS

list of proud anti-racists on the HQ:




Anyone who picks the empire has the opinions of a neutered AI

It genuinely pisses me off about the "rayyyciiiiist" stuff, when the only actual racist sequence from a Nord is when you enter Windhelm (obvious low effort from Bethesda to put doubt in silly players).
2 Nords, who aren't even in the Stormcloak army, harassing and calling the dunmer lady an imperial spy.

Meanwhile :

- The inn at the Grey Quarter has... an imperial agent over there, or at the very least an ex-imperial soldier
- The dunmer got a whole district given to them FOR FREE, because Morrowind is a shithole and these guys are refugees, they can very well go elsewhere and create their own settlement but they are so lazy and dumb they won't, but they still complain " WE WANTZ MORE FREE STUFF!!!"
- The altmer vendor lady says that Nords were very suspicious of her, but if you work and prove yourself you'll have your place among the community. An altmer, in ******* Windhelm, if Cloaks were really racists there would be no other races in Windhelm, only Nords, the rest executed
- No city allows Khajiit inside their walls, no wonder, everytime you face a criminal or thief... oh wow, it's another khajiit/argonian

Had so many arguments online, but people will always go with the most lazy and low effort path : "someone said cloaks are racists, so I'll join the Empire who cares only about Imperials and their own selfish interests, **** everyone else ! But I'm a good guy !"

To be fair, the Dunmer in Windhelm are all Hlaalu, or perhaps Dres? So it's expected that they're not only incompetent, but also ungrateful, oh and traitorous.

Just ****** me off when leftard were defending these parasites, just as they do for the same ones IRL.

It's kinda sad Failthesda never developped the Civil War questline properly. 10+ years later, we are still here talking about it. Whoever wrote the base did a good job.

[Vergil]

""The secondary reason for the lethargy of High Rock had to do with the depth of relations between the province and the Septim Empire. For the first time since the beginning of the Dynasty, an Emperor ruled Tamriel who was neither Breton nor had spent any of his childhood in High Rock."

The difference between Cephorus II and his cousin Uriel IV who preceded him was appalling to the people of High Rock. Even mad Emperors like Pelagius III revered the Bretons over all other races, and cousins and younger siblings of the Emperors have ruled in High Rock since the foundation of the Empire. Cephorus was a Nord, with Skyrim and Morrowind sympathies. The attitude of the common men of High Rock was sympathetic toward the Camoran Usurper as an archfoe of this hated Emperor."

[7Trickster]

Dunmer are ungrateful *****, but I'd still smash some drowussy

[TKVNC]

Dunmer are ungrateful *****, but I'd still smash some drowussy

Redoran are pretty chill, actually.

[rusty_shackleford]

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

[TKVNC]

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

His name is actually 'Mickey O'Malley'

[Vergil]

Tiber/Hjalti also had a brother named *Agnorith*. Sounds very old Breton/Reachman-y to me. He's described as being around average to slightly below average height as well (Bretons on average are shorter) whereas nords are the tallest humans.

Using Talos as your justification to chimp out against a united Empire is also very funny
"He spoke to her of his vision of a united Tamriel, each race separate and distinct but with shared ideals and goals, all contrib­uting to the common weal. "Some things are universal, shared by all sentient folk of good will," he said. "So the One teaches us. We must unite against the malicious and the brutish, the miscreated -- the Orcs, trolls, goblins, and other worse creatures -- and not strive against one another."

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

>this person has a (maybe, debately) nordic name they must be a nord
Quick question, what race is *Lucien Lachance*? There's a character named Ulrich what race so you think he is? There's a breton in Morrowind called Frizkav Brutya. There's a Breton in Oblivion named Kastus Sintav which is a colovian name.

[7Trickster]

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

He wants to believe the chad of Men, who became a god, had elven blood in his veins. That's why Bretons are pussies btw.
Altmers are really jealous, not only humans take their women, we take divinity aswell.

[rusty_shackleford]

Tiber/Hjalti also had a brother named *Agnorith*. Sounds very old Breton/Reachman-y to me. He's described as being around average to slightly below average height as well (Bretons on average are shorter) whereas nords are the tallest humans.

Using Talos as your justification to chimp out against a united Empire is also very funny
"He spoke to her of his vision of a united Tamriel, each race separate and distinct but with shared ideals and goals, all contrib­uting to the common weal. "Some things are universal, shared by all sentient folk of good will," he said. "So the One teaches us. We must unite against the malicious and the brutish, the miscreated -- the Orcs, trolls, goblins, and other worse creatures -- and not strive against one another."

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

>this person has a (maybe, debately) nordic name they must be a nord
Quick question, what race is *Lucien Lachance*? There's a character named Ulrich what race so you think he is? There's a breton in Morrowind called Frizkav Brutya. There's a Breton in Oblivion named Kastus Sintav which is a colovian name.

We're running out of copium, it appears he's built up an immunity to it

[rusty_shackleford]

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

He wants to believe the chad of Men, who became a god, had elven blood in his veins.
Altmers are really jealous, not only humans take their women, we take divinity aswell.

It makes sense when you realize all of vergil's shtick is being butthurt that nords refuse to accept that Tiber Septim was an elf mutt.

[Vergil]

Tiber/Hjalti also had a brother named *Agnorith*. Sounds very old Breton/Reachman-y to me. He's described as being around average to slightly below average height as well (Bretons on average are shorter) whereas nords are the tallest humans.

Using Talos as your justification to chimp out against a united Empire is also very funny
"He spoke to her of his vision of a united Tamriel, each race separate and distinct but with shared ideals and goals, all contrib­uting to the common weal. "Some things are universal, shared by all sentient folk of good will," he said. "So the One teaches us. We must unite against the malicious and the brutish, the miscreated -- the Orcs, trolls, goblins, and other worse creatures -- and not strive against one another."

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

>this person has a (maybe, debately) nordic name they must be a nord
Quick question, what race is *Lucien Lachance*? There's a character named Ulrich what race so you think he is? There's a breton in Morrowind called Frizkav Brutya. There's a Breton in Oblivion named Kastus Sintav which is a colovian name.

We're running out of copium, it appears he's built up an immunity to it

I understand, you don't have an actual argument. It's okay little buddy, Bretons are magnanimous rulers even to the lesser races of man.

[Vergil]

Hjalti Early-Beard, classic breton(celtic) name!

what level of gigacope is this on?

He wants to believe the chad of Men, who became a god, had elven blood in his veins. That's why Bretons are pussies btw.
Altmers are really jealous, not only humans take their women, we take divinity aswell.

Tiber being breton also works a lot better thematically with Talos, the ascended god of man, being made up of the three races of man (Imperial/Nede-Zurin Arctus), (Nord-Wulfharth), and (Breton-Hjalti/Tiber).

[rusty_shackleford]

Tiber/Hjalti also had a brother named *Agnorith*. Sounds very old Breton/Reachman-y to me. He's described as being around average to slightly below average height as well (Bretons on average are shorter) whereas nords are the tallest humans.

Using Talos as your justification to chimp out against a united Empire is also very funny
"He spoke to her of his vision of a united Tamriel, each race separate and distinct but with shared ideals and goals, all contrib­uting to the common weal. "Some things are universal, shared by all sentient folk of good will," he said. "So the One teaches us. We must unite against the malicious and the brutish, the miscreated -- the Orcs, trolls, goblins, and other worse creatures -- and not strive against one another."


>this person has a (maybe, debately) nordic name they must be a nord
Quick question, what race is *Lucien Lachance*? There's a character named Ulrich what race so you think he is? There's a breton in Morrowind called Frizkav Brutya. There's a Breton in Oblivion named Kastus Sintav which is a colovian name.

We're running out of copium, it appears he's built up an immunity to it

I understand, you don't have an actual argument. It's okay little buddy, Bretons are magnanimous rulers even to the lesser races of man.

ok, here's my argument:

Selection_026.webp

[rusty_shackleford]

vergil the kind of person to read a story about king arthur and picture arthur as the darkest negro

[Vergil]

We're running out of copium, it appears he's built up an immunity to it

I understand, you don't have an actual argument. It's okay little buddy, Bretons are magnanimous rulers even to the lesser races of man.

ok, here's my argument:

If you're gonna outsource your argument to AI just write "I lost" in MS paint it achieves the same effect xD

[Vergil]

Also it doesn't get more classic rusty post than getting btfo'd with paragraphs of info but he picks out the one sentence that he can maybe sprinkle enough fud onto in order to still have a leg to stand on lel

[rusty_shackleford]

I understand, you don't have an actual argument. It's okay little buddy, Bretons are magnanimous rulers even to the lesser races of man.

ok, here's my argument:

If you're gonna outsource your argument to AI just write "I lost" in MS paint it achieves the same effect xD

"did… did you just fact check whether a name is germanic in origin??? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"

ok miscegenation lover

[7Trickster]

You had your time elves, now it is the Age of Man.

[Vergil]

"did… did you just fact check whether a name is germanic in origin??? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"

Sir your own screenshot shows it's an entirely fictional name with celtic elements after you just mocked the idea it could be celtic at all.

[rusty_shackleford]

"did… did you just fact check whether a name is germanic in origin??? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"

Sir your own screenshot shows it's an entirely fictional name with celtic elements after you just mocked the idea it could be celtic at all.

Fine, there's no reason to assume Agnorith is his real name because Tiber isn't Hjalti's real name either.

[rusty_shackleford]

Historian vergil uncovers Æthelwulf in England and surmises he must be celtic because that is where celts are from.

[Vergil]

Historian Rusty sees a Sudanese immigrant named Hans and surmises he's 100% ethnic Deutsch

[rusty_shackleford]

Historian Rusty sees a Sudanese immigrant named Hans and surmises he's 100% ethnic Deutsch

That's the opposite of a man in high rock having a nord name you tard. It would be like assuming a man named Mohammad in Germany is not German.

Wow, what an assumption!

[Vergil]

nord name

This has still never been proven btw

This is also ignoring that you ignored all other pieces of evidence in favor of trying to ask an AI the etymology of a made up name in a fantasy video game

[rusty_shackleford]

This has still never been proven btw

Hjalti Early-Beard.

[Vergil]

This has still never been proven btw

Hjalti Early-Beard.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ulrich_Leland