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maidenhaver wrote: ↑ June 10th, 2023, 00:45
That's what she gets for burning the coal.
*Yawn* You are free to insult my family because we all know that only American African negros have the mental capacity for it.
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[glow=red][shadow=yellow]GENERAL GAMING[/shadow][/glow] motherfuckers. Take the shitflinging to PM.
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No! I think we should ENCOURAGE shitflinging!
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most entertaining poster? I vote for Humbaba.
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I love Humbaba's reviews
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I like Humbaba.
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you've all caused Humbaba to post something I agree with.
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Prosperland existed for a reason.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Post by General Reign »

Half-life ruined shooters.
Castlevania 64 is ****.
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Post by Val the Moofia Boss »

"You are blinded by nostalgia"
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Post by spookyheart »

these days, i notice among consoomers especially from predit is let people enjoy things anytime critcisim of said slop is brought up. :/
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Post by spookyheart »

Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ April 17th, 2025, 21:16
"You are blinded by nostalgia"
Gaslighting thats what it really is honestly.
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Post by Norfleet »

Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ April 17th, 2025, 21:16
"You are blinded by nostalgia"
They say this, but they also can't name a non-nostalgiabait game that isn't ****. And the Steam sales indicate most people only play older games.
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Post by Norfleet »

Tangerine wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 12:24
Visual novels are games too.
I'm pretty sure Powerpoint Slides are not games.
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Post by Tangerine »

Norfleet wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 14:37
Tangerine wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 12:24
Visual novels are games too.
I'm pretty sure Powerpoint Slides are not games.
I agree. It's a trite opinion that is endlessly parroted online.
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Post by Unhelpful Contrarian »

β€œA delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad"

I ******* hate how this line get parroted in gaming in almost all online discourse regardless if it actually make sense.
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a delayed game is forever ever changing garbage
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Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 20:53
β€œA delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad"

I ******* hate how this line get parroted in gaming in almost all online discourse regardless if it actually make sense.
Well, implicit in this is the idea that the delay will somehow be used to make it good, as opposed to just making it bad later. This is, however, not in line with observed historical trends, where the later the release date, the worse the game generally is. Notice how that in 2025, pretty much everything is utterly ****, and if the trend is followed, things will only ever get worse.
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Post by maidenhaver »

J1M wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 19:24
"Phone games"
Oh ****, my classics!
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Female protagonists are a good thing.
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Post by psychic_dream »

Delaying the Dreamcast around the same time as the PS2 launch, with Sega of America shifting their original vision and focus from delivering sports and arcade experiences at home to action-adventures and weeb ****, could have saved it.
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Post by Norfleet »

DrSneed wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 22:32
Female protagonists are a good thing.
Only if they're hot. Making an ugly chick as your protagonist negatively affects your sales. No one wants to be or see that.
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Post by Stack of Turtles »

Norfleet wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 23:03
DrSneed wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 22:32
Female protagonists are a good thing.
Only if they're hot. Making an ugly chick as your protagonist negatively affects your sales. No one wants to be or see that.
you really don't get the point of this thread, huh?
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Post by ThulsaDoomer »

Player choice negates propaganda chud, as it's simply optional to partake in the toucan victimhood olympics and gay sex.
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Post by Norfleet »

Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 21st, 2025, 23:15
you really don't get the point of this thread, huh?
Oh, I get it. I'm just attaching rebuttals and qualifiers to those opinions.
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Post by maidenhaver »

What do you mean gaming is dead?! What about all of these good old games you've played a hundred times under a hundred other names?
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Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ April 17th, 2025, 21:16
"You are blinded by nostalgia"
This. I ******* hate when ******* say this. Any YT video that criticizes a slop remake has at least 1000 of these comments.
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"How is having female characters woke? What are you? Gay?"
"Incel"
"Oh no black people exist in a game!"
"Define woke"
"Take your meds"
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Post by J1M »

"There's no market for [specific genre that made money when market was 10x smaller]"

Imagine saying this about Harvest Moon when the problem (as always) was a combination of quality dropping over time and compromised design chasing after the fantastical idea that someone not interested in a farming sim would become a paying customer if they just added a superficial feature from last year's top seller. Essentially priming the market for Stardew Valley.

Many such cases.
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Post by Norfleet »

J1M wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2025, 00:31
"There's no market for [specific genre that made money when market was 10x smaller]"
What we have learned from watching what games become hits is that the market is ********, anyway, as the dumbest **** randomly becomes a smash hit for the most random reasons.
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Post by Tweed »

"Really ****** game that was **** on for being ****" is better than you remember!
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Post by Norfleet »

Tweed wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2025, 02:42
"Really ****** game that was **** on for being ****" is better than you remember!
I think they're putting this to the test with the re-release of Big Rigs.