dis git got krumped by a roight fine waaaagghhh!Vergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 05:12I like how orcs have that "waaagh" thing that basically just says sorry you have to lose now. I should have won a good 30 turns ago but they kept just magically getting to double the size of their faction every few turns and now they have double armies on every single army despite doing nothing but lose for the past like 50 turns because (??????)
EDIT: Okay I think that's the end of my Total War experiment. Completely wasted my time multiple nights doing a war that was literally a chore obligation out of a desperate hope the game would let me go back to having fun at some point and instead I just got told "nah" at every turn. **** this.
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I don't recall any wars where one side was losing but then suddenly got to open the console and type "annex all" and spawn double their troops after losing for 90% of the war.Brother Michael wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:35Opens Total War, looks inside: warVergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 05:12I like how orcs have that "waaagh" thing that basically just says sorry you have to lose now. I should have won a good 30 turns ago but they kept just magically getting to double the size of their faction every few turns and now they have double armies on every single army despite doing nothing but lose for the past like 50 turns because (??????)
EDIT: Okay I think that's the end of my Total War experiment. Completely wasted my time multiple nights doing a war that was literally a chore obligation out of a desperate hope the game would let me go back to having fun at some point and instead I just got told "nah" at every turn. **** this.
Literally occupied/razed like 15 of their cities and they're still bigger than me because they just infinite confederate. It's stupid and nonsensical. They can just eat every loss because they'll magically get double that amount of territory for free over and over again.
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If only I could use literal cheat codes to magically annex entire factions regardless of any situation and press a magical button to get free double armies.
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dis git gonna cry for his mummy 'cuz he lost to da boyz
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It's not even a loss, it's just an infinite stalemate. When the player.placeatme 000extraarmy effect wears off I beat them in every fight but it doesn't matter because they'll wave a magic wand and get more territory anyway.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:43dis git gonna cry for his mummy 'cuz he lost to da boyz
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"iz not even a loss" he sezVergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:45It's not even a loss, it's just an infinite stalemate. When the player.placeatme 000extraarmy effect wears off I beat them in every fight but it doesn't matter because they'll wave a magic wand and get more territory anyway.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:43dis git gonna cry for his mummy 'cuz he lost to da boyz

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Similar to ******* irl green ******* need an entire artificial system to prop them up
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'wotevva duznt kill yer makes ya strongah'
-Grimgor Ironhide, probably
but ye greenskins and norsca get a special mechanic where if they beat the faction leader of their own race they confederate them, essentially being "i just beat the **** out of your leader, i'm better than him, join me" so they can snowball pretty hard
-Grimgor Ironhide, probably
but ye greenskins and norsca get a special mechanic where if they beat the faction leader of their own race they confederate them, essentially being "i just beat the **** out of your leader, i'm better than him, join me" so they can snowball pretty hard
Does anyone know if there's a mod that stops the change/spread of faction specific trees/vegetation? Like when you're the Empire and conquer Bretonia, you get empire trees on the map instead of the original bretonian ones.
I only found mods that turn this up even more. I despise that mechanic, makes zero sense
I only found mods that turn this up even more. I despise that mechanic, makes zero sense
why would you be conquering bretonnian frens thoReichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 10:17Does anyone know if there's a mod that stops the change/spread of faction specific trees/vegetation? Like when you're the Empire and conquer Bretonia, you get empire trees on the map instead of the original bretonian ones.
I only found mods that turn this up even more. I despise that mechanic, makes zero sense![]()
Manny V wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 11:23why would you be conquering bretonnian frens thoReichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 10:17Does anyone know if there's a mod that stops the change/spread of faction specific trees/vegetation? Like when you're the Empire and conquer Bretonia, you get empire trees on the map instead of the original bretonian ones.
I only found mods that turn this up even more. I despise that mechanic, makes zero sense![]()
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Hypothetically
Vergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:39I don't recall any wars where one side was losing but then suddenly got to open the console and type "annex all" and spawn double their troops after losing for 90% of the war.Brother Michael wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 06:35Opens Total War, looks inside: warVergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 05:12I like how orcs have that "waaagh" thing that basically just says sorry you have to lose now. I should have won a good 30 turns ago but they kept just magically getting to double the size of their faction every few turns and now they have double armies on every single army despite doing nothing but lose for the past like 50 turns because (??????)
EDIT: Okay I think that's the end of my Total War experiment. Completely wasted my time multiple nights doing a war that was literally a chore obligation out of a desperate hope the game would let me go back to having fun at some point and instead I just got told "nah" at every turn. **** this.
Literally occupied/razed like 15 of their cities and they're still bigger than me because they just infinite confederate. It's stupid and nonsensical. They can just eat every loss because they'll magically get double that amount of territory for free over and over again.
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Is there a mod that let's you recruit defeated faction leaders of the same race? @Reichspepe
Or gives Imrik a different start? I might just break down and try Tyrion but I really really really still want Imrik.
Or gives Imrik a different start? I might just break down and try Tyrion but I really really really still want Imrik.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Try this one for the lords:Vergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 15:10Is there a mod that let's you recruit defeated faction leaders of the same race? @Reichspepe
Or gives Imrik a different start? I might just break down and try Tyrion but I really really really still want Imrik.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... 2854819509
I think one of these would be alright for your start problem:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... t=position
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... 2990430591
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Hmm maybe I could try confederating and then switching Imrik over to Ulthuan and just basically abandoning his starting area...
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@Vergil
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... earchtext=
Found this one, use that for the starting position. Let's you choose any of them you want.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... earchtext=
Found this one, use that for the starting position. Let's you choose any of them you want.
Thank you, although this is for Warhammer III it seems so I will probably have to stick with my original plan of doing it manually.Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:07@Vergil
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... earchtext=
Found this one, use that for the starting position. Let's you choose any of them you want.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:10Wait you're playing Warhammer II? I thought you played III the whole time![]()
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
You don't even need to defeat them, you can basically just confederate them if the AI feels like they are about to lose to someone else, and you have good relations with them. You get a temporary decrease in relations with other High Elves, and can't consecutively confederate, but it's worth it to have access to the other Lord, who you can recruit again, even if he dies.Vergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 15:10Is there a mod that let's you recruit defeated faction leaders of the same race? @Reichspepe
Or gives Imrik a different start? I might just break down and try Tyrion but I really really really still want Imrik.
There are plenty of mods that improve the Warhammer 2 experience, including removing some of the AI cheats if that's something that annoys you.
The good thing is that there are no more updates for Warhammer 2, so a lot of the mods actually work and haven't been abandoned.
I tried to start it up but it's such a ballache sorting the proper order of over 100 mods and whether or not some conflict.Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:10Wait you're playing Warhammer II? I thought you played III the whole time![]()
The game is just also really slow to start up & load, so you can't quickly test a campaign.
I'm playing Imrik Warhammer 2 on hard, so I tend to fight each battle manually unless the enemy is so meagre that they wouldn't even damage me in auto-resolve.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
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There sure are a lot of expeditions to Lustria.Manny V wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2025, 06:41but ye the obsession with putting characters in ******** start positions for 'muh variety' instead of where they logically should be is lame as ****
I don't know about TWW2, but autoresolve on easy difficulty in TWW3 can trip you up pretty badly due to how the mechanic is implemented:Vergil wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:50Like 75% auto resolve so far.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
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ToitleVergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:20Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:10Wait you're playing Warhammer II? I thought you played III the whole time![]()
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Buddy I think you've got the wrong thread. If you want to discuss Mists of Pandaria the WoW thread is two pages down.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:41ToitleVergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:20Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:10Wait you're playing Warhammer II? I thought you played III the whole time![]()
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I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
About the mod load order, the one I posted worked for me. No need really to make adjustments in the respective categories beyond what's in the post.ArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:32You don't even need to defeat them, you can basically just confederate them if the AI feels like they are about to lose to someone else, and you have good relations with them. You get a temporary decrease in relations with other High Elves, and can't consecutively confederate, but it's worth it to have access to the other Lord, who you can recruit again, even if he dies.Vergil wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 15:10Is there a mod that let's you recruit defeated faction leaders of the same race? @Reichspepe
Or gives Imrik a different start? I might just break down and try Tyrion but I really really really still want Imrik.
There are plenty of mods that improve the Warhammer 2 experience, including removing some of the AI cheats if that's something that annoys you.
The good thing is that there are no more updates for Warhammer 2, so a lot of the mods actually work and haven't been abandoned.
I tried to start it up but it's such a ballache sorting the proper order of over 100 mods and whether or not some conflict.Reichspepe wrote: ↑ March 25th, 2025, 16:10Wait you're playing Warhammer II? I thought you played III the whole time![]()
The game is just also really slow to start up & load, so you can't quickly test a campaign.
I'm playing Imrik Warhammer 2 on hard, so I tend to fight each battle manually unless the enemy is so meagre that they wouldn't even damage me in auto-resolve.Jordy wrote: ↑ March 23rd, 2025, 19:43Do you guys fight the battles or are you dirty autoresolvers?
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Just realized this means the handsome Imrik mod is for the third game... ayecarumba...
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Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Hmm


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Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
I wish there was an easy way to transfer my starting army over with Imrik to Ulthuan.
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