Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Watch out, western developers. Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper is putting his foot down.

The black-worshipping furry crawls out of its hole to defend BBC. Color me surprised.

You clearly don't know me well if you'll call me a black worshipper.

[Acrux]

[Shillitron]

You clearly don't know me well

Thank god for that.

[Poityu]

We should go back to wildly misrepresenting every foreign culture like we did in the 70s-90s. It was a lot more fun.

Yes. Ethnic humour is funny.

I did a search, Showa American Story isn't talked about much?
English subtitle is lossy, but functional.
The premise is Japan's bubble burst around 90's didn't happen, they bought most of America and colonized it.



The developers are Chinese.

[Sunlite]

I'll never not laugh at Odyssey devs wanting to make Kassandra the only option before Ubisoft execs got directly involved and told them to pull their heads of their asses.

ultimately, only a third of players actually chose to play as woman lol

im a little surprised that it was only a third. i thought most gamers would be gooners thatd want to look at the female protagonists *** the whole game. i also often see streamers make female characters in rpgs.

[Vergil]

I'll never not laugh at Odyssey devs wanting to make Kassandra the only option before Ubisoft execs got directly involved and told them to pull their heads of their asses.

ultimately, only a third of players actually chose to play as woman lol

im a little surprised that it was only a third. i thought most gamers would be gooners thatd want to look at the female protagonists *** the whole game. i also often see streamers make female characters in rpgs.

To be fair they made her really, really ******* ugly

[rusty_shackleford]

valhalla was the really ugly one, they didn't even release the data for valhalla protagonist choice

[pillbox]

UbiSHIT is circling the drain.

[Acrux]

We should go back to wildly misrepresenting every foreign culture like we did in the 70s-90s. It was a lot more fun.

Yes. Ethnic humour is funny.

I did a search, Showa American Story isn't talked about much?
English subtitle is lossy, but functional.
The premise is Japan's bubble burst around 90's didn't happen, they bought most of America and colonized it.



The developers are Chinese.

It's not talked about much because nothing but the trailer has been seen for about two years.

Well, except for their merchandise store...
https://showaamericanstory.com/blog/202 ... lable-now/

[boot]

So they found the one black guy who ever went to feudal Japan and made a videogame about him. This is negro worship.

[maidenhaver]

So they found the one black guy who ever went to feudal Japan and made a videogame about him. This is negro worship.

Yes, its French.

[rusty_shackleford]

it is OVER for weebs

[Jordy]

We should roughly be at the weekend peak time now right?

[pillbox]

KFC starts serving lunch at 11am so assume peak playing time is 30-45 minutes after that.

[SoLong]

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)
[...]Portraying Mary Magdalene as a killable demon

think you've got the wrong Mary there

I'm going to bed.

The definition of "demon" in the tensei series is just "supernatural being". Literal angels are demons too, by that definition. If you want to see if something counts as a demon by western standards, you have to check the alignment.

And Mary is aligned to Light/Law, as expected. So Mary is on the side of god, the angels and all the other winged and/or glowing people. Not exactly a biblically accurate portrayal, but far from the insult your comment implies.

(And, as you yourself demonstrated, there are quite a few Marys going around... )

[SoLong]

it is OVER for weebs

Why "players"? That covers everything from returns to demos to---

Hey! I've seen this movie before! That's Dragon Age: Failtard's desperate positivity!

[rusty_shackleford]

think you've got the wrong Mary there

I'm going to bed.

The definition of "demon" in the tensei series is just "supernatural being". Literal angels are demons too, by that definition. If you want to see if something counts as a demon by western standards, you have to check the alignment.

And Mary is aligned to Light/Law, as expected. So Mary is on the side of god, the angels and all the other winged and/or glowing people. Not exactly a biblically accurate portrayal, but far from the insult your comment implies.

(And, as you yourself demonstrated, there are quite a few Marys going around... )

"you can OPTIONALLY murder the mother of God so it doesn't count"

[traxtan]

it is OVER for weebs

Why "players"? That covers everything from returns to demos to---

Hey! I've seen this movie before! That's Dragon Age: Failtard's desperate positivity!

Hey I was just about to type that!

[rusty_shackleford]

It says "players" because ubisoft has their own subscription service.

[rusty_shackleford]

"you can OPTIONALLY murder the mother of God so it doesn't count"

The truth is that there's nothing the Japanese actually care about at the same level as a Catholic's devotion to God, so they have to pretend it's some big deal to break vases inside a shrine for a religion none of them follow.
Maybe if you want to offend the Japanese you could include manga books being ripped up or put clothing on naked women, the two things they seem to worship.

[Vergil]

or put clothing on naked women

*children

[SoLong]

It says "players" because ubisoft has their own subscription service.

But that makes it worse! If the game is in a subscription then people don't even pay for the game itself. They might just take a look at this turd because it's free.

****, this really is the whole "Failtard gets bundled free with graphics cards" thing all over again.

Oh well, we can just watch Ubisoft's stock. If the subscribers of their service tick up because of this shitstain of a game then they should turn a profit.... right?

[rusty_shackleford]

It says "players" because ubisoft has their own subscription service.

But that makes it worse! If the game is in a subscription then people don't even pay for the game itself. They might just take a look at this turd because it's free.

****, this really is the whole "Failtard gets bundled free with graphics cards" thing all over again.

Oh well, we can just watch Ubisoft's stock. If the subscribers of their service tick up because of this shitstain of a game then they should turn a profit.... right?

Most people are going to forget to unsubscribe after they subscribe to play it.

[SoLong]

It says "players" because ubisoft has their own subscription service.

But that makes it worse! If the game is in a subscription then people don't even pay for the game itself. They might just take a look at this turd because it's free.

****, this really is the whole "Failtard gets bundled free with graphics cards" thing all over again.

Oh well, we can just watch Ubisoft's stock. If the subscribers of their service tick up because of this shitstain of a game then they should turn a profit.... right?

Most people are going to forget to unsubscribe after they subscribe to play it.

That assumes that enough people subscribe and that the numbers aren't from pre-existing subscribers. This **** deserves to flop, but frankly I think we'll be in another Failtard situation: Desperate media shilling to keep this beached whale alive until Ubisoft is forced at gunpoint to disclose the real numbers to its shareholders.

[rusty_shackleford]

That assumes that enough people subscribe and that the numbers aren't from pre-existing subscribers. This **** deserves to flop, but frankly I think we'll be in another Failtard situation: Desperate media shilling to keep this beached whale alive until Ubisoft is forced at gunpoint to disclose the real numbers to its shareholders.

AC games are pure normiebait, the game itself seems to be the same slop they've been serving for a decade.
Most of the copies sold are going to be on consoles, and many of the PC sales are going to be on ubishit's platform.

People seem to be forgetting that these kind of games just don't sell nearly as well on PC to begin with, Tsushima's PC release was a middling affair(stats similar to AC shadows, actually) when it sold over 10 million copies on PS5.

[Ryzer]

Well that's because there is no exclusive game releasing on Playstation consoles right now, it's the desert. So soyny shiteaters buy the one game available for them.

[rusty_shackleford]

still not going to save them tho, there's no amount of success(outside of something like a big gacha game) that could save ubisoft, they need to massively downsize rapidly

[Ryzer]

still not going to save them tho, there's no amount of success(outside of something like a big gacha game) that could save ubisoft, they need to massively downsize rapidly

Better yet, go bankrupt. Good riddance, it's a full woke, anti-men company. And yes, I clearly mean "anti-men", they are openly discriminatory against people with XY chromosomes.

[traxtan]

Rusty defending a French ****** loving game just to own the weebs.

[rusty_shackleford]

Rusty defending a French ****** loving game just to own the weebs.

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