Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[Vergil]

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Final boss for Yassuke is an honest day's work

[ThulsaDoomer]

So far this game is trying to turn Na(wt a woman)oe into a Kill Bill type girl boss character mixed in with a western. Do millennials understand media and art existed before the year 2000? Add "revenge is bad" to the mixture. Also, no one is phased at all by Naoe trying to larp as a man. Even the Last Samurai got this **** right, and that movie was a meme.

[Vergil]

Add "revenge is bad" to the mixture

Weird how revenge is always bad unless it's beating up someone who says the ****** word of power then it's always talk **** get hit.

[rusty_shackleford]

if revenge is bad why do they keep putting 98 year old german women in prison

[Vergil]

if revenge is bad why do they keep putting 98 year old german women in prison

It's called justice when we do it chud

[SoLong]

Ok, seriously, what is going on?

Some **** journo wrote a fluffpiece about this turd and how it's surging up the Steam charts. But I can't find this **** anywhere in the steam stats, not in trending games (where is should be, if it were a successful recent release), not in the current top games, nor in the top games of all times.

Are journos just selectively reading data or did they just decide to make **** up?

[Vergil]

or did they just decide to make **** up?

You're not gonna believe this

[Tinky Winky]

Gotta say I have never seen a people more buck-broken by a game than the Japanese. How about you care about your dwindling population instead of whining on national TV about a videogame? Oh right, they don't care, they will just import more kurds and indians while putting on the "Based Slant-Eye being against the wOkE mInD vIrUs" mask while the women probably get raped by Achmet, Muhamed and Dikshit.

East Asian are sensitive in a weird way, wrongthinking gets you cancelled there but they allow denegerate **** likes lolipedo amputee ****-eating fart fetish pass.

[Vergil]

Very funny they're taking the offended by unflattering depiction of historical and cultural icons angle when they make a zillion hentai fucky fucky games with European historical figures like Saint Jeanne.

[Irenaeus]

Even the Last Samurai got this **** right, and that movie was a meme.

It's the only good samurai movie we got after Kurosawa and Toshiro Mifune retired.

[Vergil]

The Last Samurai is one of the greatest films ever made and the only downside is that they changed the main character from being French like the historical guy he's based on to an American.

[Stack of Turtles]

The Last Samurai is one of the greatest films ever made and the only downside is that they changed the main character from being French like the historical guy he's based on to an American.

you are an American

[Vergil]

The Last Samurai is one of the greatest films ever made and the only downside is that they changed the main character from being French like the historical guy he's based on to an American.

you are an American

**** corn. Corn sucks.

[pillbox]

Yasuke was the greatest swordsman in all of Japan. He founded the school of Dindu sword fighting in which the primary tactic was to only duel at night so his opponents couldn't see him.

[maidenhaver]

Monarchies were rising in the 1300s thanks to Banking, Guilds, and the urban clerical class that supported their states. The kings that prececeed them were anything but monarchs. The point is elites lose to chumps, wherever you look. Am I supposed to believe samurai were stupid because they lost to peasants in 50 battles, or were the samurai who lost made stupid by arrogance? Does there need to be a thread dedicated to all the battles where elites that tradcathcrusader99 fawns over lose to chumps or sandniggers?

I don't wanna derail this thread but "elites lose to chumps, wherever you look" is how a toddler would view the history of warfare.

A toddler... or a JEW?

Monarchy /= feudalism. Monarchy is for babylonians, bankers, and beaurocrats. Feudalism is for free White men, like me.

[rusty_shackleford]

Very funny they're taking the offended by unflattering depiction of historical and cultural icons angle when they make a zillion hentai fucky fucky games with European historical figures like Saint Jeanne.

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)

Maria, known as the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, Myrhiàm or Maryam, is the central female figure in Christianity and Islam. She was a first-century Jewish woman living in the province of Galilee, wife to Joseph and mother of Jesus Christ, the messiah for Christians and a great prophet for Muslims.

Maria is a demon in the series.

Shin Megami Tensei NINE: Major Character, Kou Sojin Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux: Megami Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei V / Vengeance: Megami Race, Optional Boss
Persona 5 Royal: Faith Arcana
Shin Megami Tensei: Liberation Dx2: Megami Race

Portraying Mary as a killable demon is such an incredible insult to Catholics far beyond being able to ransack a Shinto shrine, it's not even in the same galaxy of insults.

[maidenhaver]

Japan's gun culture never had a chance to take root. It's a shame, they would have become free men, instead of bug men.

[Stack of Turtles]

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)

Maria, known as the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, Myrhiàm or Maryam, is the central female figure in Christianity and Islam. She was a first-century Jewish woman living in the province of Galilee, wife to Joseph and mother of Jesus Christ, the messiah for Christians and a great prophet for Muslims.

[...]Portraying Mary Magdalene as a killable demon

think you've got the wrong Mary there

[rusty_shackleford]

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)

Maria, known as the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, Myrhiàm or Maryam, is the central female figure in Christianity and Islam. She was a first-century Jewish woman living in the province of Galilee, wife to Joseph and mother of Jesus Christ, the messiah for Christians and a great prophet for Muslims.

[...]Portraying Mary Magdalene as a killable demon

think you've got the wrong Mary there

I'm going to bed.

[Vergil]

Very funny they're taking the offended by unflattering depiction of historical and cultural icons angle when they make a zillion hentai fucky fucky games with European historical figures like Saint Jeanne.

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)

Maria, known as the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, Myrhiàm or Maryam, is the central female figure in Christianity and Islam. She was a first-century Jewish woman living in the province of Galilee, wife to Joseph and mother of Jesus Christ, the messiah for Christians and a great prophet for Muslims.

Maria is a demon in the series.

Shin Megami Tensei NINE: Major Character, Kou Sojin Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux: Megami Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei V / Vengeance: Megami Race, Optional Boss
Persona 5 Royal: Faith Arcana
Shin Megami Tensei: Liberation Dx2: Megami Race

Portraying Mary as a killable demon is such an incredible insult to Catholics far beyond being able to ransack a Shinto shrine, it's not even in the same galaxy of insults.

I knew about summoning like 3 different versions of the devil but this is wild

[Acrux]

Protestant game devs

[rusty_shackleford]

Very funny they're taking the offended by unflattering depiction of historical and cultural icons angle when they make a zillion hentai fucky fucky games with European historical figures like Saint Jeanne.

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_(demon)

Maria, known as the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, Myrhiàm or Maryam, is the central female figure in Christianity and Islam. She was a first-century Jewish woman living in the province of Galilee, wife to Joseph and mother of Jesus Christ, the messiah for Christians and a great prophet for Muslims.

Maria is a demon in the series.

Shin Megami Tensei NINE: Major Character, Kou Sojin Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux: Megami Race, Boss
Shin Megami Tensei V / Vengeance: Megami Race, Optional Boss
Persona 5 Royal: Faith Arcana
Shin Megami Tensei: Liberation Dx2: Megami Race

Portraying Mary as a killable demon is such an incredible insult to Catholics far beyond being able to ransack a Shinto shrine, it's not even in the same galaxy of insults.

I knew about summoning like 3 different versions of the devil but this is wild

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/YHVH
https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Elohim
https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Messiah_(Persona)

Don't disrespect japanese culture or weebs will get mad

[maidenhaver]

These games have dungeons now lol

by dungeons I mean three tiles repeated.

[Vergil]

Have they managed to **** this franchise into the dirt so hard it's no longer worth the brand recognition to keep stapling the "Assassin's Creed" branding onto these weird action RPGs now?

[RangerBoo]

41k peak players on Steam. So 960 thousand were playing it elsewhere? I don't believe that at all.

If this game doesn't break Veilguards numbers I think it will be safe to say that Ubisoft is truly dead.

[buttfucker 3000]

Add "revenge is bad" to the mixture

the ****** word of power

Gonna need someone to make this into a Skyrim mod

[RangerBoo]

So far this game is trying to turn Na(wt a woman)oe into a Kill Bill type girl boss character mixed in with a western. Do millennials understand media and art existed before the year 2000? Add "revenge is bad" to the mixture. Also, no one is phased at all by Naoe trying to larp as a man. Even the Last Samurai got this **** right, and that movie was a meme.

I for one am getting really sick of the "revenge is bad" troupe being pushed by the media. Revenge in of itself isn't a bad thing. It can be used to serve as a good motivator to a story and bring a person closure. I have been noticing that the people pushing this whole "revenge is bad" bullocks are people from a certain tribe of long noses and tiny hats. Gee... I wonder why they would be trying to convince the goy that revenge is bad?

[Vergil]

Add "revenge is bad" to the mixture

the ****** word of power

Gonna need someone to make this into a Skyrim mod

It would be extremely easy especially depending on how lazy you wanted to get with it

[gerey]

the Japanese are disrespecting Christianity!!1

muh heckin' based woke French developerinos would never do that

black powa

meanwhile this has been the symbol of the bad guys in AssCreed for close to 20 years now:



What did Ubisoft mean by this?

[Vergil]

the Japanese are disrespecting Christianity!!1

muh heckin' based woke French developerinos would never do that

black powa

meanwhile this has been the symbol of the bad guys in AssCreed for close to 20 years now:



What did Ubisoft mean by this?

As someone with Hitler as his pfp surely you can understand the concept of hating both sides.