Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[pillbox]

Vavra won.

Mostly sportsball and games that didn't even come out this year. Weak start to Current Year+10.

[rusty_shackleford]

This really steams my beans.

This is the first "gay dialogue" with Hans when you pick the option marked with "romance":

Henry:

henry_1.jpeg

henry_2.jpeg

Hans:

hans_1.jpeg

That's it. That's considered "romantic". Caring about your friend when you're both male is "romance".
I know a woman wrote this.

[rusty_shackleford]

going to take over the makeup industry or whatever women like and just have all the women be lesbians, anytime they show any affection for each other they just start having sex

[Shillitron]

Btw I've been playing this game off and on and I've ran into like 5 or 6 homosexual characters.. and they are very outward about it.

This is not a one off "hard to find" hans-only subplot.

[Tangerine]

I know a woman wrote this.

Women don't know what friendship is like because they don't have friends.

[Roguey]

Vavra won.

won what? It was the only other notable title released in february, civ 7 faceplanted

https://bsky.app/profile/matpiscatella. ... qai5tjhs2p

The launch month dollar sales total Kingdom Come: Deliverance II reached in February 2025 was more than 5 times higher than that the original Kingdom Come: Deliverance achieved during its February 2018 debut.

Total Vavra Victory.

This really steams my beans.

This is the first "gay dialogue" with Hans when you pick the option marked with "romance":

Henry:
henry_1.jpeg
henry_2.jpeg
Hans:
hans_1.jpeg


That's it. That's considered "romantic". Caring about your friend when you're both male is "romance".
I know a woman wrote this.

Found the culprit https://www.linkedin.com/in/martina-daněk-54828a134/

From secretary to game writer, very nice.

Also more credits digging https://www.mobygames.com/game/236887/k ... tform=true

Latin Translator and Consultant Magdaléna Jacková
Jewish History and Culture Consultants Tobiáš Smolík, Alexandr Putík
Geordie Dialect Consultant Jamie Marshall
Hungarian Language Consultants Attila Gál, Alexander Attila Szalóki
Roma History and Culture Consultants William Bila, Eva Mazárová
Italian Consultant Daniel Zappi
Christian History and Culture Consultant Daniel Zappi
African History and Culture Consultant Isaac Samuel
History Advisors Ludmila Brázdilová, Zdenka Češpírová, Markéta Serbousková (Gill), Jakub Pokorný (Pok), Jakub Rutrle (Mamut), Satrif AK, Jiří Kothera (Kothy), Aleš Pospíšil (PhDr. - Ph. D.), Stanislav Bárta (Mgr. - Ph. D.), Vojtěch Vaňek (PhDr. - Ph.D.), Ladislav Sluka (Pan Kocour), Josef Kremla (Bc.), Olga Geislerová, Marta Rejhonová (Mgr.), Petr Janoš (Ing.arch. Dott. Ing.), Petr Zemánek (JUDr.), Jan Mikeš (Mgr.), Jiři Bloch (Mgr.), Jan Dienstbier (Mgr. Mgr. PhDr. Ph. D)
Doba Karlova, z. s. Tomáš Zdeslav Straka, Jana Obročníková, Kateřina Pokorná, David Dušek, Jakub Lukáš, Michal Kacl, Juraj Skúpy, Kristýna Skúpa, Pavel Polák
Military History Institute Prague Jan Biederman (Mgr. - Ph.D.), Ana Hojková (Mgr.)
Archery Pavel Hřebík
Horses Falconia.cz
Open-Air Museum in the village of Vysoký Chlumec Lubomír Procházka
Medieval Dance Choreographers Kamila Dürich, Adéla Jelínková

That African History guy took them for a ride.

https://roape.net/2023/07/20/how-hegels ... of-africa/

Isaac Samuel is an independent researcher whose work focuses on African history and economics. His prolific output on pre-colonial African history can be found on his blog AfricanHistoryExtra, which as a collective body of extraordinary scholarship puts the lie to the still widely held belief that – in the words of esteemed University of Oxford historian Hugh Trevor-**** in the 1960s – there is no African history, “only the history of Europeans in Africa. The rest is darkness”. Here, in a blistering account, Samuel shows how German philosopher Georg Hegel – one of the most influential figures of 19th century philosophy – wilfully misinterpreted first-hand accounts of the Asante kingdom from the 18th century. The result, both in the work of Hegel and those who followed him, was the construction of an absurdly fictional account of African society, steeped in popular beliefs of his time about the continent’s supposed backwardness, that deliberately subsumed the richness and complexity of Asante history in order to legitimate imperial expansion and colonial rule.

Oh man, they paid a kang to check their work on Musa.

[rusty_shackleford]

Vavra won.

won what? It was the only other notable title released in february, civ 7 faceplanted

https://bsky.app/profile/matpiscatella. ... qai5tjhs2p

The launch month dollar sales total Kingdom Come: Deliverance II reached in February 2025 was more than 5 times higher than that the original Kingdom Come: Deliverance achieved during its February 2018 debut.

Total Vavra Victory.

This really steams my beans.

This is the first "gay dialogue" with Hans when you pick the option marked with "romance":

Henry:
henry_1.jpeg
henry_2.jpeg
Hans:
hans_1.jpeg


That's it. That's considered "romantic". Caring about your friend when you're both male is "romance".
I know a woman wrote this.

Found the culprit https://www.linkedin.com/in/martina-daněk-54828a134/

From secretary to game writer, very nice.

Also more credits digging https://www.mobygames.com/game/236887/k ... tform=true

Latin Translator and Consultant Magdaléna Jacková
Jewish History and Culture Consultants Tobiáš Smolík, Alexandr Putík
Geordie Dialect Consultant Jamie Marshall
Hungarian Language Consultants Attila Gál, Alexander Attila Szalóki
Roma History and Culture Consultants William Bila, Eva Mazárová
Italian Consultant Daniel Zappi
Christian History and Culture Consultant Daniel Zappi
African History and Culture Consultant Isaac Samuel
History Advisors Ludmila Brázdilová, Zdenka Češpírová, Markéta Serbousková (Gill), Jakub Pokorný (Pok), Jakub Rutrle (Mamut), Satrif AK, Jiří Kothera (Kothy), Aleš Pospíšil (PhDr. - Ph. D.), Stanislav Bárta (Mgr. - Ph. D.), Vojtěch Vaňek (PhDr. - Ph.D.), Ladislav Sluka (Pan Kocour), Josef Kremla (Bc.), Olga Geislerová, Marta Rejhonová (Mgr.), Petr Janoš (Ing.arch. Dott. Ing.), Petr Zemánek (JUDr.), Jan Mikeš (Mgr.), Jiři Bloch (Mgr.), Jan Dienstbier (Mgr. Mgr. PhDr. Ph. D)
Doba Karlova, z. s. Tomáš Zdeslav Straka, Jana Obročníková, Kateřina Pokorná, David Dušek, Jakub Lukáš, Michal Kacl, Juraj Skúpy, Kristýna Skúpa, Pavel Polák
Military History Institute Prague Jan Biederman (Mgr. - Ph.D.), Ana Hojková (Mgr.)
Archery Pavel Hřebík
Horses Falconia.cz
Open-Air Museum in the village of Vysoký Chlumec Lubomír Procházka
Medieval Dance Choreographers Kamila Dürich, Adéla Jelínková

That African History guy took them for a ride.

https://roape.net/2023/07/20/how-hegels ... of-africa/

Isaac Samuel is an independent researcher whose work focuses on African history and economics. His prolific output on pre-colonial African history can be found on his blog AfricanHistoryExtra, which as a collective body of extraordinary scholarship puts the lie to the still widely held belief that – in the words of esteemed University of Oxford historian Hugh Trevor-**** in the 1960s – there is no African history, “only the history of Europeans in Africa. The rest is darkness”. Here, in a blistering account, Samuel shows how German philosopher Georg Hegel – one of the most influential figures of 19th century philosophy – wilfully misinterpreted first-hand accounts of the Asante kingdom from the 18th century. The result, both in the work of Hegel and those who followed him, was the construction of an absurdly fictional account of African society, steeped in popular beliefs of his time about the continent’s supposed backwardness, that deliberately subsumed the richness and complexity of Asante history in order to legitimate imperial expansion and colonial rule.

Oh man, they paid a kang to check their work on Musa.

Tldr roguey cope

[rusty_shackleford]

after 3 weeks working on it he finally finished

edited in the reuploaded video

mansa musa section
donkey kong country music starts playing

[rusty_shackleford]

rome still existed when this game takes place

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[Vaako]

after 3 weeks working on it he finally finished

edited in the reuploaded video

mansa musa section
donkey kong country music starts playing

also some witcher 1 songs if I remember right, some good stuff there


just checked nexus mods and they completly ruined the userinterface there and as usual with modern UIs so much wasted space

[Brugmans]

rome still existed when this game takes place

I've heard it may still exist today.

[rusty_shackleford]

the lack of big battles reminded me that AC odyssey actually had big battles


Not really surprised KCD2 didn't have it tho. Even the tiny battle that was maybe 20v20 at most in KCD1 was very laggy/buggy/crashprone(I gave up both times I tried to finish it because it would eventually bug out or crash and it takes too long to do again after 3-4 tries.) Ubisoft is perhaps the only major developer left to still have their own technology stack and know how to extend it. KCD2 is made with a years old engine, likely don't have a person on the team capable of maintaining it.

[Oyster Sauce]

the lack of big battles reminded me that AC odyssey actually had big battles


Not really surprised KCD2 didn't have it tho. Even the tiny battle that was maybe 20v20 at most in KCD1 was very laggy/buggy/crashprone(I gave up both times I tried to finish it because it would eventually bug out or crash and it takes too long to do again after 3-4 tries.) Ubisoft is perhaps the only major developer left to still have their own technology stack and know how to extend it. KCD2 is made with a years old engine, likely don't have a person on the team capable of maintaining it.

We have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke

[TKVNC]

the lack of big battles reminded me that AC odyssey actually had big battles


Not really surprised KCD2 didn't have it tho. Even the tiny battle that was maybe 20v20 at most in KCD1 was very laggy/buggy/crashprone(I gave up both times I tried to finish it because it would eventually bug out or crash and it takes too long to do again after 3-4 tries.) Ubisoft is perhaps the only major developer left to still have their own technology stack and know how to extend it. KCD2 is made with a years old engine, likely don't have a person on the team capable of maintaining it.

Why do the Spartans look like naked black men?

What a repulsive art style.

That said, big battles is the preserve of M&B

[rusty_shackleford]

Why do the Spartans look like naked black men?

half the greeks in that game are black
I mean REAL ***** black, here's a screenshot I took while playing, lost most of my others

Which has a very funny contrast with the environment art that was obviously done by a different team and meant to be historically accurate, so you see statues with pale white blond haired blue eyed people in a town full of REAL NIGGAZ



(look at the characters in the back here…)

[TKVNC]

Why do the Spartans look like naked black men?

half the greeks in that game are black
I mean REAL ***** black, here's a screenshot I took while playing, lost most of my others

Which has a very funny contrast with the environment art that was obviously done by a different team and meant to be historically accurate, so you see statues with pale white blond haired blue eyed people in a town full of REAL NIGGAZ

That's so stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised by the French, they love blacks.

[Oyster Sauce]

Why do the Spartans look like naked black men?

half the greeks in that game are black
I mean REAL ***** black, here's a screenshot I took while playing, lost most of my others

Which has a very funny contrast with the environment art that was obviously done by a different team and meant to be historically accurate, so you see statues with pale white blond haired blue eyed people in a town full of REAL NIGGAZ

That's so stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised by the French, they love blacks.

In the one set in 1868 London there's exactly one Indian guy in the entire game and the protagonist marries him then moves to India also there's a ******

[rusty_shackleford]

That's so stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised by the French, they love blacks.

If anything, it's more surprising they didn't just change the skin color paint on the statues. They had no issue changing other parts of history already.

[Tangerine]

half the greeks in that game are black
I mean REAL ***** black, here's a screenshot I took while playing, lost most of my others

Which has a very funny contrast with the environment art that was obviously done by a different team and meant to be historically accurate, so you see statues with pale white blond haired blue eyed people in a town full of REAL NIGGAZ

That's so stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised by the French, they love blacks.

In the one set in 1868 London there's exactly one Indian guy in the entire game and the protagonist marries him then moves to India also there's a ******

It also doesn't allow you to kill Karl Marx, who is on the "good" side.

[Jordy]

That's so stupid.

But I shouldn't be surprised by the French, they love blacks.

In the one set in 1868 London there's exactly one Indian guy in the entire game and the protagonist marries him then moves to India also there's a ******

It also doesn't allow you to kill Karl Marx, who is on the "good" side.

Karl Marx made me uninstall the game.

[traxtan]

Reminds me of Vikings or Game of Thrones battles where everyone is having a 1v1.

[rusty_shackleford]

Reminds me of Vikings or Game of Thrones battles where everyone is having a 1v1.

Definitely looks goofy, but at least it has 300 characters on screen fighting.

[traxtan]

Reminds me of Vikings or Game of Thrones battles where everyone is having a 1v1.

Definitely looks goofy, but at least it has 300 characters on screen fighting.

I was typing up a long reply about how it was basically set dressing of guys doing animations but people seemed to die. Still kingdom come deliverance has a better depiction of battles because you aren't fighting alone compared to this where you 2v1 guys with special clothing and healthbars. And people don't 1v1 it's actual group battles with archers.

[logincrash]

AC Odyssey is typical pozzed Ubisoft slop with niggerfaggots everywhere. The only saving grace was the environment. No wonder Ancient Greece was the cradle of human civilization. Sailing the Aegean Sea and beholding the breathtaking vistas was like a dream. A wonderous paradise on Earth.
The "big battles" were a sham, however. You would only engage like 4-5 opponents max at the same time. The rest were stuck in canned looped animations until you attacked one of them.
Mount and Blade is where the real big battles are at.

[rusty_shackleford]

I was typing up a long reply about how it was basically set dressing of guys doing animations but people seemed to die.

That's actually how KCD1 does it, if you try to attack people not put right in front of you during the siege your attacks just go right thru them, just set dressing.
Which was fine when it was a smaller budget game, expected much more from the publisher-funded sequel.

[traxtan]

That's actually how KCD1 does it, if you try to attack people not put right in front of you during the siege your attacks just go right thru them, just set dressing.

I don't remember that happening, played the game 8+ times. Then again it's probably just selective memory it is my favorite game after all.

Which was fine when it was a smaller budget game, expected much more from the publisher-funded sequel.

[rusty_shackleford]

I don't remember that happening, played the game 8+ times. Then again it's probably just selective memory it is my favorite game after all.

I discussed it somewhere earlier in this thread when I played it in January. I tried to run ahead and attack people and you just whiff them without them responding, was kinda disappointing.

[logincrash]

after 3 weeks working on it he finally finished

edited in the reuploaded video

Kino.

[tehdude27]

You know, I was thinking it'd be great if they modded Musa completely out of the game... but what if instead of doing that, we just turn him into Dave Chappelle's Achoo in Robin Hood: Men in Tights? We won't even try to pass him off as authentic, dude will just be straight up American using modern slang.

[Vergil]