Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[Oyster Sauce]

Summary: Both have male and female romances, so both are bisexual. I wonder how kangz will feel when their greatest hero is now in fact, eating da poo poo.

One of the guys Yasuke can get railed by is a they/them

[MrTwinkls]

Any mods to replace Yasuke with weaboo yet?

[Havitner]

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[Jordy]

[rusty_shackleford]

RPGHQ stands with Yasuke

[1998]

Summary: Both have male and female romances, so both are bisexual. I wonder how kangz will feel when their greatest hero is now in fact, eating da poo poo.

One of the guys Yasuke can get railed by is a they/them

They couldn't even be bother to edit that out, wow

[Finarfin]

Any mods to replace Yasuke with weaboo yet?

Hopefully, someone makes a mod to replace him with either a white buff dude or a big japanese dude.

[Segata]

https://suno.com/song/fd605a75-aac9-427 ... dd7b0bb070

[PixiGreen]

Best review is here!

[Finarfin]

how do they all play it already? I'll try to watch it later so I'm not spoil (yes I care about it even though it is sloppa)

[UltraFan123]

I honestly only want to see how are the sales of this game going to compare to that of Yasuke Simulator.

Yeah I'm aware that both are uninspired slop but at least Yasuke Simulator is unapologetic with its status as a ****-game.

[Jordy]

I honestly only want to see how are the sales of this game going to compare to that of Yasuke Simulator.

Yeah I'm aware that both are uninspired slop but at least Yasuke Simulator is unapologetic with its status as a ****-game.

The reviews score it as a perfect flawless game (despite listing all the flaws in the review). This game will break records.

[UltraFan123]

I honestly only want to see how are the sales of this game going to compare to that of Yasuke Simulator.

Yeah I'm aware that both are uninspired slop but at least Yasuke Simulator is unapologetic with its status as a ****-game.

The reviews score it as a perfect flawless game (despite listing all the flaws in the review). This game will break records.

Well if I recall correctly Dilatation Age Failguard also had super perfect media scores for being "return to form" and yet it still flopped, so idk.

I will still wait and see.

[Jordy]

I honestly only want to see how are the sales of this game going to compare to that of Yasuke Simulator.

Yeah I'm aware that both are uninspired slop but at least Yasuke Simulator is unapologetic with its status as a ****-game.

The reviews score it as a perfect flawless game (despite listing all the flaws in the review). This game will break records.

Well if I recall correctly Dilatation Age Failguard also had super perfect media scores for being "return to form" and yet it still flopped, so idk.

I will still wait and see.

Are you trying to tell me that all the reviewers are actually shilling and the consumers are no longer listening to them because of their track record of being shills and will perhaps decide to ignore this slop?

[rusty_shackleford]

Mr. Gaben?
I will take 20 copies of the anti-weeb game, Mr. Gaben. Thank you.

[Finarfin]

Mr. Gaben?
I will take 20 copies of the anti-weeb game, Mr. Gaben. Thank you.

Give one to Kalarion.

[Oyster Sauce]

[Finarfin]

[pillbox]

They hired a George Floyd look-a-like for this. It had to be intentional.

[Jordy]

They hired a George Floyd look-a-like for this. It had to be intentional.

The only man who can defeat him is Delek Chowrin!

[UltraFan123]

They hired a George Floyd look-a-like for this. It had to be intentional.

This game was greenlighted in 2020 during the height of the Monkey Lives Matter grift, of course it was 100% intentional.

[Oyster Sauce]

They hired a George Floyd look-a-like for this. It had to be intentional.

This game was greenlighted in 2020 during the height of the Monkey Lives Matter grift, of course it was 100% intentional.

It's fake

[LemonDemonGirl]

What the ****

[rusty_shackleford]

What the ****

Going to go out on a limb and guess weebs don't actually want historically accurate samurais.

Well, maybe they do enjoy homopedo grooming + rape

[LemonDemonGirl]

Going to go out on a limb and guess weebs don't actually want historically accurate samurais.

Well, maybe they do enjoy homopedo grooming + rape

Blame Ubishit

[rusty_shackleford]

Blame Ubishit

For toning down how gay samurais were?

[UltraFan123]

Going to go out on a limb and guess weebs don't actually want historically accurate samurais.

Unironically true.

The actual historically accurate samurai were elitist chumps who were in fact so incompetent in warfare - the one thing that they were supposed to be good at - that regular peasants were able to beat them with farming tools. That's why they began to make up ******** stories about how these ninjas had "magical powers" that their sorry asses couldn't counter.

So now we have folk stories about "ninjutsu" that inspired plenty of manga/anime to this day, because historical samurai were ********. kek

[Jordy]

Blame Ubishit

For toning down how gay samurais were?

The gay samurai being gay is toned down?

[rusty_shackleford]

Blame Ubishit

For toning down how gay samurais were?

The gay samurai being gay is toned down?

Samurais were pederasts

[TKVNC]

Going to go out on a limb and guess weebs don't actually want historically accurate samurais.

Unironically true.

The actual historically accurate samurai were elitist chumps who were in fact so incompetent in warfare - the one thing that they were supposed to be good at - that regular peasants were able to beat them with farming tools. That's why they began to make up ******** stories about how these ninjas had "magical powers" that their sorry asses couldn't counter.

So now we have folk stories about "ninjutsu" that inspired plenty of manga/anime to this day, because historical samurai were ********. kek

They also got BTFO'd by bald men with guns.