頬白鮫 rolls a natty 100 to have his frozen corpse removed from his tomb. You know how you have to kind of twist an ice cube tray to get all of the cubes separated? It was kind of like that.


I never said it would be free of side effects though.

We've successfuly secured a diplomatic marriage for the dementia ridden zombie. What a happy couple they'll be

Waifu gets a cooking inspiration and will cook twice as fast for 8 days. Tangerine gets a point in Melee. Hoss loses 6 random skill points that he wasn't using anyway.

GhostCow gets a pig lung surgically implanted.

Prissy arrives, beating stick in hand, and doesn't look too thrilled to meet her betrothed who's still thawing in a hospital bed.

Stack takes an honor guard out to meet a hostile leader for peace talks

Elias has made some absolutely legendary leather boots. Maybe next time he can make a legendary gun or something useful.

Our raiders return in the middle of a blizzard with a fuckload of precious components.

Vitya gets some bots back up and running so repairs can get underway.

Oyster gets married, conceding his wizard powers.

Elias uses his necropath powers to absorb the residual energy from some corpses. I think these guys were our friends.

A skiphound blinks inside of our base. It's a pretty cool animal so we just tame it.

The honor guard easily fends off an ambush on the way to the peace talks...

which end up being a complete waste of time anyway.

Getting rid of the animal coffins in the throne room. You guys remember P'nut? Or Bishop?

This kid is a menace

Infestation time

We can handle bugs pretty easily now, but they happened to emerge from beneath all of our septic tanks, destroying most of them in the process. Dozens of ****-covered insects charge through the halls making an awful mess.

At least we have sewage outlets in the river in case of overflow

We've built a frog, which is like a reusable one-man transport pod. It doesn't seem to be movable on the ground so... we'd better remember to remove the roof above it before trying to launch it anywhere.

Tangerine has had some incredibly expensive power arms installed. They should be better at punching through armor.

One of our guests starts beating the **** out of a 13 year old girl in the chapel. To her credit, she fractures one of his bones.

A swamp of devourers takes 頬白鮫 by surprise while he's out hauling some stuff.

In an instant, one leaps at him and vores him in a single gulp.

Stack uses his shadowstep to teleport out and shoot the devourer until it regurgitates him.

...but he can't shadowstep other people, so he nopes the **** out of there. Good luck, 頬白鮫!

They're not so tough when you hide behind walls and shoot them, but they do cost us hundreds upon hundreds of bullets when we're somewhat in the middle of a steel crisis.

Stack hops out again and carries his baby boy home

Coizz looks happy to be knocked up. Considering that she's a horned red imp who breathes fire and GhostCow's like 1.5% pig, it'll be interesting to see how ****** up their baby is.

More bugs outside. We've never been so well prepared to repel an attack.

Speaking of getting knocked up, Herma is pregnant too.

Yet another Christmas

A royal comes to visit

And immediately starts watching our ****** TV in the dirty old bunker

It must be wedding season. All of the couples are now married except for Chuck and Waifu. Wonder if anything is going on there...

Reception is held in the dining room, where Elias undergoes a bestowing ceremony. It also somehow makes him pretty, which really just cancels out his hideous nosferatuesque appearance.


Stack swaps out his peg legs for bionics.

An acolyte from the Empire requests our help. She also has an entourage of 15 people. That's a lot of mouths to feed, but that second reward is immense. A hyper advanced archotech womb? Gotta have it.

Captain greets them at the door. That's a lot of people.


Speaking of tons of people, @Elias is somehow getting another bestowing ceremony. This ticks off his last aspiration (gain a level five psycast, become a sanguophage, become noble, and drink aperitif) which unlocks...

A growth moment for him. He can improve his passion for 3 of these skills and choose one of these traits. I bet you're all feeling silly for not taking 4 aspirations now, huh?

PLUS he's earned a new permit. Will he go for the transport shuttle? Aerodrone strikes? Temporary slaves?

Speaking of growth moments, Diana has become a child (3 years old).

As her father, @Val can decide whether she should be put to work right away or schooled to have higher stats later in life. There's no wrong answer.

@GhostCow is ready to choose an expertise.

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Now that Elias is a Knight, he can request diplomatic marriages from the Empire itself. Only the choicest babes from here on out.


There are about 51 people hanging out in our base right now

Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 1/3
Boon = 0/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 3/3
Chuck = 3/3
Duke = 1/3
Elias = 3/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 0/3
Kalarion = 3/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 3/3
Tangerine = 0/3
Val = 3/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 0/3
Waifu = 1/3
Zoth = 3/3
Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat an otherwise fatal infection (automatic) - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?
You can also buy any of the above for your NPC family members










