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Rand wrote: January 24th, 2025, 08:41
Oyster Sauce wrote: January 24th, 2025, 07:20
I really do think he's gay. Having gay sex because you go through a difficult experience like war or torture alongside another man is just not something a straight person would ever consider putting in a story. It's so bizarre.
Again, frustrated by no super-duper agree react!
I'm pretty sure that's what people use :toot: for

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OnTilt wrote: January 24th, 2025, 08:52
Rand wrote: January 24th, 2025, 08:41
Oyster Sauce wrote: January 24th, 2025, 07:20
I really do think he's gay. Having gay sex because you go through a difficult experience like war or torture alongside another man is just not something a straight person would ever consider putting in a story. It's so bizarre.
Again, frustrated by no super-duper agree react!
I'm pretty sure that's what people use :toot: for
We definitiely need more reactions, why are you so stingy with them Rusty.
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Lord of Riva wrote: January 24th, 2025, 10:52
why are you so stingy with them Rusty
Waiting for the most opportune moment to extort more donations for them.

Look at what he is denying us, just imagine the lulz potential.

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gerey wrote: January 18th, 2025, 20:44
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 18th, 2025, 18:47
need a badge to give to people who buy this btw
My humble submission (needs some polishing still).

This is the actual emblem of the Kingdom of Bohemia, just adapted for modern audiences.

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If this badge ever becomes a reality we should commission our very own artisté @Vlajdimir Ermenović and make the lion a lazy, ****-soaked furfag. While there are no fursonas in KCD2 (afaik), the depravity and shamelessness of such a design goes well with the moral flexibility of the Whorehorse developers.
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Lord of Riva wrote: January 24th, 2025, 10:52
OnTilt wrote: January 24th, 2025, 08:52
Rand wrote: January 24th, 2025, 08:41

Again, frustrated by no super-duper agree react!
I'm pretty sure that's what people use :toot: for
We definitiely need more reactions, why are you so stingy with them Rusty.
We need 0 reactions. Buttons need to die.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 24th, 2025, 06:20
ArcaneLurker wrote: January 24th, 2025, 06:16
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 24th, 2025, 06:14


My point is probably >90% of the people who played the game had no idea he was gay.
I mean... this is true, but I didn't know anything about him when I played it.
ArcaneLurker wrote: January 24th, 2025, 02:16
Isn't Arcade Gannon openly gay?
In ME3, you walk up to some guy and he just starts talking about his husband when you say hello. That's openly gay.
No. Steve never talks about his husband if you don't select the dialogue.
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Basefrog wrote: January 24th, 2025, 07:10
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 24th, 2025, 06:20
ArcaneLurker wrote: January 24th, 2025, 06:16


I mean... this is true, but I didn't know anything about him when I played it.
ArcaneLurker wrote: January 24th, 2025, 02:16
Isn't Arcade Gannon openly gay?
In ME3, you walk up to some guy and he just starts talking about his husband when you say hello. That's openly gay.
Steve was one of the most annoying and forced characters in that series. I guess at least you had the option to never hear about it if you ignored him the entire game. You are however forced to hear that gay line about that lesbo Kelly replacement being attracted to Edi's voice.

Also, I hope someone leaks all of the romance info in advance so Vavra keeps crying on twitter.
Lesbos are hot. I do agree on Steve though; that **** was so cringe it physicallt hurt my brain.
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Oldtimer wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:02
Lesbos are hot.
Fictional ones, maybe.
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I'm playing KCD1 fresh right now.

Tried "A Woman's Lot" DLC for the first time after prologue. It's ******* boring as **** and sucks - near the end I was just sprinting through everything as fast as possible. What were they thinking.
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Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:33
Tried "A Woman's Lot" DLC for the first time after prologue. It's ******* boring as **** and sucks - near the end I was just sprinting through everything as fast as possible. What were they thinking.
woman's lot consists of two halves - Theresa's story, and Johanka's story. Johanka's one gets unlocked after you get access to Sasau, and it's very good. Probably the best questline in the entire game.
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gerey wrote: January 24th, 2025, 10:56
Lord of Riva wrote: January 24th, 2025, 10:52
why are you so stingy with them Rusty
Waiting for the most opportune moment to extort more donations for them.

Look at what he is denying us, just imagine the lulz potential.

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:Sweat gathers upon my brow, let me dab it: :(
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wndrbr wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:40
Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:33
Tried "A Woman's Lot" DLC for the first time after prologue. It's ******* boring as **** and sucks - near the end I was just sprinting through everything as fast as possible. What were they thinking.
woman's lot consists of two halves - Theresa's story, and Johanka's story. Johanka's one gets unlocked after you get access to Sasau, and it's very good. Probably the best questline in the entire game.
Got it.
I plan to do a near 100% playthrough of KCD1 so will check it out.
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I went to the Steam forums and it's just on fire.

The threads are ******* spamming and it's 95% just people trolling, shitposting on sock accounts. The Jannies gave up I think. Seriously I hit refresh and 10 threads pop up all about blacks / woke / dei / henry gay in the title.

It's in total melt down.
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Just throwing a few random threads on the first 2 pages.
There are literally 100's of these being posted / bumped daily hourly. lmfao.
Will Henry receive gender-affirming healthcare during gameplay?
I was thinking it would be really special if Henry was able to swap his feminine penis for a real vagina? I know that some of us would appreciate it during this time now that Drumpf is in office and we’re feeling a bit down. Let me know what you think.
Will I be able to make love to a horse?
I mean, the people that loved horses in the middle ages were rare but sure some could be found in a big city this game will take place in. After all it's all about representation and inclusion, I've got a buddy that's into such things and I'd want him to feel welcome in the game.
MY WIFES SON WHO IS ***** WANTS TO PLAY IT NOW
THANK YOU FOR MAKING HENRY AND HANS GAY WARHORSE!
From ''Man the ramparts!!'' to ''Ram the manparts!!''
Poor Henry sure has a tragic story in ''hiStORicaLLy aCCuRaTe meDiev@L bOhemiA''...
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Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 13:28
There are literally 100's of these being posted / bumped daily hourly. lmfao.
Yeah, the number of people hating and mocking the game is overwhelming the shills, ***** and jannies.

Warhorse seems to have largely given up trying to thought police the mob, though I have no doubt they're cooking up some form of retaliation.

Meanwhile preorders get canceled daily and Varva keeps making a fool out of himself.
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Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 13:28
From ''Man the ramparts!!'' to ''Ram the manparts!!''
Poetry. Absolutely perfect.
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gerey wrote: January 24th, 2025, 13:36
Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 13:28
There are literally 100's of these being posted / bumped daily hourly. lmfao.
Yeah, the number of people hating and mocking the game is overwhelming the shills, ***** and jannies.

Warhorse seems to have largely given up trying to thought police the mob, though I have no doubt they're cooking up some form of retaliation.

Meanwhile preorders get canceled daily and Varva keeps making a fool out of himself.
Yeah probably shove in denuvo last minute. If the review versions already had it, I would be surprised if the release version doesnt.
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Shillitron wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:33
What were they thinking.
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Another leak
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1998 wrote: January 24th, 2025, 16:40
Another leak
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Funny, but that's AC Odyssey. Alkibiades is a degenerate
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Cmdr Shepard wrote: January 24th, 2025, 16:45
1998 wrote: January 24th, 2025, 16:40
Another leak
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Funny, but that's AC Odyssey. Alkibiades is a degenerate
@Vergil would love him.
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logincrash wrote: January 24th, 2025, 17:04
Cmdr Shepard wrote: January 24th, 2025, 16:45
1998 wrote: January 24th, 2025, 16:40
Another leak
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Funny, but that's AC Odyssey. Alkibiades is a degenerate
@Vergil would love him.
No, I like pure hearted romance.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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GOTY?
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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gerey wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:06
Oldtimer wrote: January 24th, 2025, 12:02
Lesbos are hot.
Fictional ones, maybe.
I lived in California. This is 200% true. The real ones are an excellent argument for avoiding all females. For both genders. :lol:
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Not sure if it will even do numbers, but will spend all weekend on the KCD2 video

Need to figure out if I can use KCD1 soundtrack without it getting blocked worldwide
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Actually I should just use no copyright music in it so it doesn't get (((DMCA'd)))
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We did it HQeddit

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