Kingdom Come 2 - Your Same-Sex Adventure Awaits!

[rusty_shackleford]

at this point I'm just expecting you to get knocked out at the end of the first map and wake up in the middle of a multiracial homosexual orgy

[Nico]

If that is true it's Hans, jesus ******* christ:

Who else was it gonna be ?

Hans is the only guy Henry knows well and who is about the same age. Of course it was gonna be Hans.

Which retroactively sullies their adventure in the woods, where they became friends despite the social gap. I specifically remember thinking : "with a woke developer, this scene would have ended with a gay romance"...
I was so pleased that it wasn't the case. Just two dudes, facing deadly danger and becoming bros.

**** you Vavra !

[Finarfin]

Wokehorse Studios will have exclusive VR only gay sex scenes:

Here's two guys doing them:

► Show Spoiler

[Xenich]

If that is true it's Hans, jesus ******* christ:

Who else was it gonna be ?

Hans is the only guy Henry knows well and who is about the same age. Of course it was gonna be Hans.

Which retroactively sullies their adventure in the woods, where they became friends despite the social gap. I specifically remember thinking : "with a woke developer, this scene would have ended with a gay romance"...
I was so pleased that it wasn't the case. Just two dudes, facing deadly danger and becoming bros.

**** you Vavra !

"Two men adventure into the woods together..."

Normal person: "They explore, face dangers and develop a strong bond!"

***: "They go find a place and ****"

[rusty_shackleford]

can't wait for the kcd remaster where all it does is add gay sex

[Nico]

If that is true it's Hans, jesus ******* christ:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1771300/ ... 823524970/

[SPOILERS] I've had the occasion to play Kingdom Come: Deliverance II, it's worse that you think.
Hello everyone,

As a representative of a French media outlet specializing in gaming (one of the most well-known in France), I had the opportunity to review a copy of the game for our YouTube channel.

Of course, Warhorse Studios has set clear guidelines on what we’re allowed to show, but as a gamer first and foremost, I feel it’s important to share my honest impressions of the game based on my experience so far. The review copies provided by Warhorse are not final versions and come with certain limitations, so keep in mind that changes could still be made. Additionally, I won’t disclose any information that could reveal my identity or the media outlet I work for.

As of now, I’ve played a total of 50 hours since receiving the copy two weeks ago. While some rumors circulating about the game are false, others hold some truth. I’m not passing judgment on whether these are good or bad; I’m simply sharing the information for you to interpret as you wish.

First Hours of the Game (No Apparent DEI)

The game begins with a dramatic and intense sequence. While traveling to Kuttenberg, you’re ambushed and robbed by bandits. This event also results in your separation from Hans Capon. You later regain consciousness by a riverbank, stripped of all your belongings, which sets the stage for your initial campaign missions. These missions involve gathering basic equipment like armor and a sword while unraveling the reasons behind the attack. Without diving too deeply into spoilers, I’ll say that this portion sets a strong tone for the rest of the game.

Interestingly, there’s a subtle nod to the first game in this sequence, with some dialogue referencing Henry's earlier exploits. These small callbacks will definitely resonate with returning players, and explain KCD I for those who have not played it.

10-20 Hours Into the Game (Musa introduction in Kutna-Hora)

This is when Musa makes his appearance. Musa is a member of Sigismund’s royal court and part of the invading force, serving as a siege-master (similar to the character you meet in Sasau in the first game). He plays a crucial role in the storyline and campaign missions throughout the game. Musa is portrayed as an educated, noble, and intelligent siege-master from the Kingdom of Mali.

20-50 Hours Into the Game (Same-gender romance)

As the game progresses, it becomes clear that Warhorse has leaned into providing more diverse storylines and character interactions. By the third part of the game, after reaching the second map, players are given the option to pursue same-gender romance arcs. For example, there’s a scene where you can kiss Hans Capon after completing a specific mission. This mission involves retrieving the keys to Trotsky’s castle jail and orchestrating his escape.

It’s worth noting that your ability to unlock this romance arc depends heavily on your "reputation" with Hans Capon. In my playthrough, I wasn’t able to trigger this earlier because I didn’t invest enough in building a positive relationship with him during the early stages of the game. This adds a layer of replayability, as your choices and interactions directly affect the storyline.

I hope this gives you a clearer idea of what to expect from the game based on my playthrough so far. Feel free to ask questions!

- Shanks

[rusty_shackleford]

If that is true it's Hans, jesus ******* christ:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1771300/ ... 823524970/

[SPOILERS] I've had the occasion to play Kingdom Come: Deliverance II, it's worse that you think.
Hello everyone,

As a representative of a French media outlet specializing in gaming (one of the most well-known in France), I had the opportunity to review a copy of the game for our YouTube channel.

Of course, Warhorse Studios has set clear guidelines on what we’re allowed to show, but as a gamer first and foremost, I feel it’s important to share my honest impressions of the game based on my experience so far. The review copies provided by Warhorse are not final versions and come with certain limitations, so keep in mind that changes could still be made. Additionally, I won’t disclose any information that could reveal my identity or the media outlet I work for.

As of now, I’ve played a total of 50 hours since receiving the copy two weeks ago. While some rumors circulating about the game are false, others hold some truth. I’m not passing judgment on whether these are good or bad; I’m simply sharing the information for you to interpret as you wish.

First Hours of the Game (No Apparent DEI)

The game begins with a dramatic and intense sequence. While traveling to Kuttenberg, you’re ambushed and robbed by bandits. This event also results in your separation from Hans Capon. You later regain consciousness by a riverbank, stripped of all your belongings, which sets the stage for your initial campaign missions. These missions involve gathering basic equipment like armor and a sword while unraveling the reasons behind the attack. Without diving too deeply into spoilers, I’ll say that this portion sets a strong tone for the rest of the game.

Interestingly, there’s a subtle nod to the first game in this sequence, with some dialogue referencing Henry's earlier exploits. These small callbacks will definitely resonate with returning players, and explain KCD I for those who have not played it.

10-20 Hours Into the Game (Musa introduction in Kutna-Hora)

This is when Musa makes his appearance. Musa is a member of Sigismund’s royal court and part of the invading force, serving as a siege-master (similar to the character you meet in Sasau in the first game). He plays a crucial role in the storyline and campaign missions throughout the game. Musa is portrayed as an educated, noble, and intelligent siege-master from the Kingdom of Mali.

20-50 Hours Into the Game (Same-gender romance)

As the game progresses, it becomes clear that Warhorse has leaned into providing more diverse storylines and character interactions. By the third part of the game, after reaching the second map, players are given the option to pursue same-gender romance arcs. For example, there’s a scene where you can kiss Hans Capon after completing a specific mission. This mission involves retrieving the keys to Trotsky’s castle jail and orchestrating his escape.

It’s worth noting that your ability to unlock this romance arc depends heavily on your "reputation" with Hans Capon. In my playthrough, I wasn’t able to trigger this earlier because I didn’t invest enough in building a positive relationship with him during the early stages of the game. This adds a layer of replayability, as your choices and interactions directly affect the storyline.

I hope this gives you a clearer idea of what to expect from the game based on my playthrough so far. Feel free to ask questions!

- Shanks

So it's 100% real, got it.

[Oyster Sauce]

Musa revealed to be an essential and story critical NPC. You probably already guessed that though.



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Can anyone think of any other games where the developers actively hid or put a lot of effort into suppressing ALL woke elements? I don't know if I've ever seen this Trojan horse play before. A modern RPG not obsessively marketing the romances is pretty strange by itself.

[NezahualDoomer]

Bait and Switch motherfuckers.

That blackrock money must have been huge.

[rusty_shackleford]

Not being able to kill story relevant npcs is ******* ******** anyways. Yes, the game should be able to go on if you assassinate sigismund

[rusty_shackleford]

Bait and Switch motherfuckers.

That blackrock money must have been huge.

That image is originally from here

[Shillitron]

Musa revealed to be an essential and story critical NPC. You probably already guessed that though.



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Can anyone think of any other games where the developers actively hid or put a lot of effort into suppressing ALL woke elements? I don't know if I've ever seen this Trojan horse play before. A modern RPG not obsessively marketing the romances is pretty strange by itself.

"Fake and Trolling"

But Also... "I Can't reveal which it is until your 2 hour refund window elapses"

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[TKVNC]

Musa revealed to be an essential and story critical NPC. You probably already guessed that though.



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Can anyone think of any other games where the developers actively hid or put a lot of effort into suppressing ALL woke elements? I don't know if I've ever seen this Trojan horse play before. A modern RPG not obsessively marketing the romances is pretty strange by itself.

You will be unable to even strike Musa, same as Divish, Robard, or any of the others.

Who were they even making this game for? I'm genuinely confused...

[rusty_shackleford]

regarding the sellout question: jon del aroz and the synthetik man still seem to be unaffected

"He rubbed his hands a lot, his nose grew three sizes" — Synthetic Man on Vavra/KCD2 situation

[gerey]

Musa is portrayed as an educated, noble, and intelligent siege-master from the Kingdom of Mali

What the **** was he sieging in Mali?

Their most famous building is a goddamn mud hut.

it becomes clear that Warhorse has leaned into providing more diverse storylines and character interactions. By the third part of the game

Straight out of Larian's playbook.

Instead of getting rid of the Marxist **** they'll just bundle it towards the end so they can fool people into purchasing the game. If the game is long enough they can get in most of the vital early sales before the majority of the costumers reach the pozz or are made aware it exists.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Musa is portrayed as an educated, noble, and intelligent siege-master from the Kingdom of Mali

What the **** was he sieging in Mali?

Their most famous building is a goddamn mud hut.

it becomes clear that Warhorse has leaned into providing more diverse storylines and character interactions. By the third part of the game

Straight out of Larian's playbook.

Instead of getting rid of the Marxist **** they'll just bundle it towards the end so they can fool people into purchasing the game. If the game is long enough they can get in most of the vital early sales before the majority of the costumers reach the pozz or are made aware it exists.

These leaks were truly a godsend.

[1998]

Musa revealed to be an essential and story critical NPC. You probably already guessed that though.



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Can anyone think of any other games where the developers actively hid or put a lot of effort into suppressing ALL woke elements? I don't know if I've ever seen this Trojan horse play before. A modern RPG not obsessively marketing the romances is pretty strange by itself.

"Fake and Trolling"

But Also... "I Can't reveal which it is until your 2 hour refund window elapses"

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Refund window is really just 2 hours, that's nothing, not the reason they are hiding this **** in the last 1/3rd. More likely they do that because by the time most people reach that part they have already left their review on Steam, the most important week of any release is over, and it just does not matter that much.

[Finarfin]

Got 4 weeks ban on steamforum for ranting on kcd2 board so i thought i make an account here...

regarding the sellout question: jon del aroz and the synthetik man still seem to be unaffected

Not sure about Jon tbh. Seems like he is a furry connoisseur, both straight and gay.
Edit: Might have to add that all these "right-wing" people have some fetishes. Arch is a weirdo that likes furries and other really gross stuff.

[Valter]

Wild to see the thread quadruple in size over the span of 2 weeks due to The Mali Leaks

[wndrbr]

lmao at those grummz tweets. "Yes Henry does have gay sex, he kisses men and cuddles with them in bed. But he never hangs dong, therefore the game is not woke".

[wndrbr]

If that is true it's Hans, jesus ******* christ:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1771300/ ... 823524970/

[SPOILERS] By the third part of the game, after reaching the second map, players are given the option to pursue same-gender romance arcs. For example, there’s a scene where you can kiss Hans Capon after completing a specific mission. This mission involves retrieving the keys to Trotsky’s castle jail and orchestrating his escape.

It’s worth noting that your ability to unlock this romance arc depends heavily on your "reputation" with Hans Capon.

Hans Capon? More like... Hans Colon. Amirite?

[ArcaneLurker]

The reason the Holocaust never happened is because the ***** are Essential Story characters.

[Roguey]

"I HECKIN LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" - Dan Vavra

[RangerBoo]

"Two men adventure into the woods together..."

Normal person: "They explore, face dangers and develop a strong bond!"

Average brain rotted fujoshit: "They go find a place and ****"

Fixed it for you.

[Acrux]

"I HECKIN LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" - Dan Vavra

Ha ha. Literally every time he says something he makes it worse for himself.

[Brother Chad]

Malian seige master. lol.

Somewhere a historian is crying.

[Xenich]

"Two men adventure into the woods together..."

Normal person: "They explore, face dangers and develop a strong bond!"

Average brain rotted fujoshit: "They go find a place and ****"

Fixed it for you.

That too.

[Statesman]

[1998]

"I HECKIN LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" - Dan Vavra

He is really dropping all the stereotypical woke talking points and doesn't even realize it. At least good to see how they are seemingly all in damage control mode now.

[Valter]

"I HECKIN LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" - Dan Vavra

...He really amassed a little entourage of super ******* over the success of KCD1, all ready to take a bullet for him.
Then he shoots them himself. What a riot.