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Ranselknulf wrote: October 11th, 2024, 04:02
Union workers at Ubisoft Paris took issue with this message, calling for a strike and demanding higher salaries and improved working conditions.
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Here's an idea, make games that people want instead of telling people what they want.
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Is Ubisoft dead yet? Can someone send me a pm when it happens? I'm busy af.
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It doesn't matter what it is worth. It matters what a private equity firm spending other people's money is willing to pay for it.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: October 10th, 2024, 16:29
I could have sworn we had a thread for this already.
Well, technically the Assassins Creed Shadows thread was serving a similar function.
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Ubisoft facing a buyout, speculation is that a bunch of its studios will either be spun off or shutdown.
Not going to link journo posts because they're pretty much what I posted except worse.
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The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
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Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
in tomorrow news:

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wndrbr wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:42
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
in tomorrow news:

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What is the punishment for a hate crime of murder?
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Xenich wrote: December 9th, 2024, 03:55
What is the punishment for a hate crime of murder?
You get sentenced to the Nazi milking machines looted from WWII.
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Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
Good. That should be the last thing they are seeing on their way out.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
It's on a pole from a roof corner 4 stories in the air.
I'm not a free climber.

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Once Ubishit finally goes under and their building is taken by someone else, the new owner should replace the ***** flag with the US flag or some Christian Nationalist flag if there is such a thing.
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Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 19:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
It's on a pole from a roof corner 4 stories in the air.
I'm not a free climber.

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Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 19:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:27
The Ubisoft building in my city STILL has the *****-butthole racial phalanx *** flag flying on the flagpole up top.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
It's on a pole from a roof corner 4 stories in the air.
I'm not a free climber.

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Didn't some autist anons steal Shia's flag with a drone?
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Rand wrote: December 9th, 2024, 19:12
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 9th, 2024, 01:28
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just go and take that flag down at night time and nobody will know.
It's on a pole from a roof corner 4 stories in the air.
I'm not a free climber.

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It's worth thinking about.
I wonder if I could rig up some sort of remote incendiary igniter safely?
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UltraFan123 wrote: December 9th, 2024, 19:14
Once Ubishit finally goes under and their building is taken by someone else, the new owner should replace the ***** flag with the US flag or some Christian Nationalist flag if there is such a thing.
Look up "pine tree flag"
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Good news everyone!

https://tech4gamers.com/ubisoft-bankruptcy-in-2025/

Ubisoft has lost around 80% of its value in just 5 years.
The company is in massive debt compared to last year due to back-to-back failures.
This highlights that it could go bankrupt in 2025, especially if Assassin’s Creed Shadows fails to generate massive revenue.
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Yankee Zulu wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:28
Good news everyone!

https://tech4gamers.com/ubisoft-bankruptcy-in-2025/

Ubisoft has lost around 80% of its value in just 5 years.
The company is in massive debt compared to last year due to back-to-back failures.
This highlights that it could go bankrupt in 2025, especially if Assassin’s Creed Shadows fails to generate massive revenue.
Oh AC Basketball is definitely gonna flop, no amount of ****** History Month guilt-tripping will make it a notable success.

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 will also be released the same month so yeah, Ubishit is done for.
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Time to start a fundraiser to get the Might and Magic IP.
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Shadows is going to do fine
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Tweed wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:47
Time to start a fundraiser to get the Might and Magic IP.
@Oyster Sauce need a round two of AG funding
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:55
Tweed wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:47
Time to start a fundraiser to get the Might and Magic IP.
@Oyster Sauce need a round two of AG funding
yeah never ******* again with you running around on fresh alts posting stolen screenshots
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Oyster Sauce wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:56
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:55
Tweed wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:47
Time to start a fundraiser to get the Might and Magic IP.
@Oyster Sauce need a round two of AG funding
yeah never ******* again with you running around on fresh alts posting stolen screenshots
Wouldn't I get the badges on this account first if I was doing that? :pipe-thinking:
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rusty_shackleford wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:58
Oyster Sauce wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:56
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:55


@Oyster Sauce need a round two of AG funding
yeah never ******* again with you running around on fresh alts posting stolen screenshots
Wouldn't I get the badges on this account first if I was doing that? :pipe-thinking:
No, because you need to maintain your image as someone who's too cool to beat any game ever
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Oyster Sauce wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:59
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:58
Oyster Sauce wrote: December 20th, 2024, 05:56


yeah never ******* again with you running around on fresh alts posting stolen screenshots
Wouldn't I get the badges on this account first if I was doing that? :pipe-thinking:
No, because you need to maintain your image as someone who's too cool to beat any game ever
But I beat of orcs and men.
I'd probably have beaten vtmr too if it didn't cause me wrist pain.
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Didn't know they released two Assassin's Creeds on the same day before

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Wow on national Skyrim day too. I wonder how happy baby Dovahkiin's parents are with all the new Elder Scrolls games they get for free now :)
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