The Game Awards 2024

[Oyster Sauce]

Starts in 2ish hours. Watch it with us in chat.

[Roderick]

No idea who will be GOTY.

[logincrash]

More like Gay Awards, amirite?

[1998]

Exciting

[Valter]

Astrobot sweep

[Pizza]

the woke awards, here we go.

Steam Live feed:
https://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/wa ... 9009562455

[Finarfin]

Les Gay Awards commencent!

[Finarfin]

Opening Act. Sydnee Goodman again. ******* Pre-Show...

[Finarfin]

****** Dogg, 21 *******.

Mafia and Borderlands 4 will be shown

DotEmu
Ninja Gaiden most likely. It is indeed. A 2d version of it. Looks very cool. Ninja Gaiden Ragebound.

Best Fighting Game is... TEKKEN 8, Harada says Sank yu

Some artsy fartsy packing game, yknow the meme commercials about dads doing tetris with their stuff when moving? One Move Away

Slay the Spire 2 > Same old ****. 2025 EA

Best VR/AR Game is... Arkham Shadow

[Finarfin]

Treesplease games, some **** about muh climate change.
****** phone game, no one cares *****

Dave the Diver 2? DLC? In the Jungle. So the black dudes home.

Warren Spector Thick as Thieves
Multiplayer ****. Cringy ******* accents. Yeah go from Deus Ex to **** like this...

Best Esports Game is... LOL
Best Esports Athlete is... Faker
Best Esports Team is... T1

2 World Premieres
Bandai Namco. No Idea what this is. ******* Pac-Man Metroidvania. Shadow Labyrinth
Some anime girl with robots. Mobile Game from Yu Suzuki. Steel Paws

[Finarfin]

Best Games for Impact is... NEVA
*** is talking, BE QUIET!

Some ****** streamer is showing Tales of the Shire.
****** dwarf and negros everywhere

Some weird game with animals? STALcraft

Eggs, Gaystation
Midnight Murder Club
Girlboss and meek ***. Multiplayer **** game with false player talk.

[Finarfin]

Best Innovation and Accessability is... Prince of Persia Lost Crown.
Core Keeper devs. New Game. Some Starbound looking gayme. Lighting looks good. Kyora.

Best Family Game is... AstroBot

Two World Premieres
Sifu Devs. Football/Soccer game. With mixed gender teams. **** these *******.

Solasta 2, how the **** was the first one a success to warrant a second game.
It does look a whole lot better though. Almost BG3 like.
EA 2025

[Silver]

Todd is looking so lovingly at Troy here #nohomo

[Bing_xiLim]

****** Dogg, 21 *******.

Mafia and Borderlands 4 will be shown

DotEmu
Ninja Gaiden most likely. It is indeed. A 2d version of it. Looks very cool. Ninja Gaiden Ragebound.

Best Fighting Game is... TEKKEN 8, Harada says Sank yu

Some artsy fartsy packing game, yknow the meme commercials about dads doing tetris with their stuff when moving? One Move Away

Slay the Spire 2 > Same old ****. 2025 EA

Best VR/AR Game is... Arkham Shadow

As if Tekken even had any competition. We desperately need virtua fighters to come back, or at least SOME form of competition for 3D fighting game. Tekken 8 is the first tekken to include monetization to the degree (which btw, was never announced or hinted at until reviews had come out) an absolute joke of a story mode with narrative choices that would make a weeb cut his balls off (Heihachi coming back), ******** balancing with some characters being nerfed into the ******* oblivion (devil jin)... Not to mention these ******* ******* didn't even have a penalty system that banned people from plugging in ranked matches for MONTHS. They buff side-stepping, but buff tracking moves and hitboxes are ******* broken. And they STILL don't have infinite rematches (in quick match mode).

It's like Harada and his team want players to ******* mash like apes.

When they inevitably fix all this **** in the next year or two, people will forget about all this ****.

[Finarfin]

****** Dogg, 21 *******.

Mafia and Borderlands 4 will be shown

DotEmu
Ninja Gaiden most likely. It is indeed. A 2d version of it. Looks very cool. Ninja Gaiden Ragebound.

Best Fighting Game is... TEKKEN 8, Harada says Sank yu

Some artsy fartsy packing game, yknow the meme commercials about dads doing tetris with their stuff when moving? One Move Away

Slay the Spire 2 > Same old ****. 2025 EA

Best VR/AR Game is... Arkham Shadow

As if Tekken even had any competition. We desperately need virtua fighters to come back, or at least SOME form of competition for 3D fighting game. Tekken 8 is the first tekken to include monetization to the degree (which btw, was never announced or hinted at until reviews had come out) an absolute joke of a story mode with narrative choices that would make a weeb cut his balls off (Heihachi coming back), ******** balancing with some characters being nerfed into the ******* oblivion (devil jin)... Not to mention these ******* ******* didn't even have a penalty system that banned people from plugging in ranked matches for MONTHS. They buff side-stepping, but buff tracking moves and hitboxes are ******* broken. And they STILL don't have infinite rematches (in quick match mode).

It's like Harada and his team want players to ******* mash like apes.

When they inevitably fix all this **** in the next year or two, people will forget about all this ****.

Your wish has been granted, Virtua Fighter has been announced

[Oyster Sauce]

[asf]

it is freema'am

[Alberto Pizzaolla]

I stopped caring about this slop stream years ago, but I've been seeing something about a bald brown woman in space on my social media timelines. What's the deal with that ****** crap now?

[Rand]

WHAT A SHOCK (not really).
The Witcher 4 stars "Ciri"



Except she doesn't look a lot like or sound at all like Ciri.
Even the "Geralt" voice line at the end was way off.

Poor show.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

“Games have never been better and were truly in the golden era of gaming.”

IMG_4048.jpeg

[Oyster Sauce]

[Gastrick]

Catchy theme song, glad it won over the woke game Re:fantazio

[Gastrick]

[Bing_xiLim]

Your wish has been granted, Virtua Fighter has been announced

A part of me is overjoyed but I'll remain cautious. Hopefully VF crushes Tekken this gen and lights a fire under Harada's ***.

[DagothGeas5]

I thought it was a single player RPG or some sort, but it seems from reading the comments of the video that it is a mobile game

[Zothique]

The ****** Awards

[Orvas Dren]

tldr?

[RangerBoo]

[Tinky Winky]

stop giving npcs undeserved attention.

[gerey]

It's actually impressive how they manage to make the announced games worse with each passing year. Every time I tell myself they can't do worse, and every time they exceed my expectations.