Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[rusty_shackleford]

David Gaider and Zevran, Fenris, Dorian.

Do you know if they're monogamous relationships?

[Roguey]

David Gaider and Zevran, Fenris, Dorian.

Do you know if they're monogamous relationships?

Zevran is definitely down for polygamy. No clue about Fenris and Dorian.

[rusty_shackleford]

David Gaider and Zevran, Fenris, Dorian.

Do you know if they're monogamous relationships?

Zevran is definitely down for polygamy. No clue about Fenris and Dorian.

Amusingly seems to confirm my "you can tell when a gay guy is written by a woman because it ends in monogamy" theory.

[logincrash]

David Gaider and Zevran, Fenris, Dorian.

Do you know if they're monogamous relationships?

Zevran is definitely down for polygamy. No clue about Fenris and Dorian.

Fenris isn't exactly homosexual. His dialogue is nearly identical whether Hawke is male of female. He's just a brooding emo the entire time, but he does settle down and expresses no sexual or romantic interest in anyone else if romanced by the player.
Dorian is a decadent ****** which absolutely ruins him as he's pretty much the best written companion otherwise. But I believe he does settle down if romanced by the Inquisitor. Take it with a grain of salt, though, as I've never romanced him or the Iron Bull in Inquisition.

[Red7]

they literally put fugly lesbian ****** vagina in game and mack be like "this game aint woke"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[1998]

they literally put fugly lesbian ****** vagina in game and mack be like "this game aint woke"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can't wait to restart tonight, this time probably with a cool 15FPS

[rusty_shackleford]

coomers will play the worst games imaginable as long as you put a barely clothed asian plastic doll or anime character in it

[Marcus]

coomers will play the worst games imaginable as long as you put a barely clothed asian plastic doll or anime character in it

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[wndrbr]

they literally put fugly lesbian ****** vagina in game and mack be like "this game aint woke"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

at 1:20 he says that Raiders and The Last Crusade were the only good Indiana Jones films, while the rest were 'shite'.

'Whether a person likes or dislikes Temple of Doom' is a nice litmus test.

[Rand]

I am once again pleading with game developers to create space games that don't require 5 hours of tutorials to learn how to move

Everspace 2 is the only space game I've played where the controls just werked.


"b-b-but it's an arcade style game!!!"
…And?
Walking simulators don't use entirely different control schemes just to move the ******* character.
If you're making something like microsoft flight sim, fine, you're simulating something that actually exists.

******** developers are making the 27th installment of space QWOP

Freelancer was simple as well.

[Rand]

if i ignore story **** will i have access to full sandbox or i gotta goy thru main story to unlock game?

Must progress story to open almost all areas.

Joystick would be a terrible control method for this game.

[UltraFan123]

Looking at the wokies' meltdown over Marvel Rivals having coombait is fun to see, even if don't care about Marvel nor hero shooters.

Even funnier how they insist on dying in their "THIS HAS NO DIVERSITY!" hill when the literal poster niggress of the X-Men - Storm - is front and center of this game's marketing. lol

[DagothGeas5]

Is there any recent game that has working mirrors the likes of Deus Ex? I noticed there used to be working mirrors in games but then something seems to have happened and now it is all an opaque, indiscernible, texture.

[DagothGeas5]

Double post, I'm sorry. Just wanted to share that I found the Sherlock Holmes game that I recall mentioning when I spoke of where did "DagothGeas5" as a name come from (which, as mentioned, would really be Dagon's Geas).



I noticed they made some sort of remake for it too, though I can't say I ever played anything of that more modern sort


The original is what sparked my love for grimy fishing villages full of *peculiar* citizenry, and, as I have only fond memories of this, plus paired with how long it has been since I last played it, it makes me an unreliable narrator when speaking of it, but I do recommend this game, even if just to have something relaxing to go through. I personally think it has its charm. "10 little indians" (Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Ch ... _Were_None ) also comes to mind that is of a similar vein and, as I noticed it is missing from Steam, I linked a place that should work below plus a longplay for it.

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[Oyster Sauce]

Double post, I'm sorry. Just wanted to share that I found the Sherlock Holmes game that I recall mentioning when I spoke of where did "DagothGeas5" as a name come from (which, as mentioned, would really be Dagon's Geas).



I noticed they made some sort of remake for it too, though I can't say I ever played anything of that more modern sort


The original is what sparked my love for grimy fishing villages full of *peculiar* citizenry, and, as I have only fond memories of this, plus paired with how long it has been since I last played it, it makes me an unreliable narrator when speaking of it, but I do recommend this game, even if just to have something relaxing to go through. I personally think it has its charm. "10 little indians" (Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Ch ... _Were_None ) also comes to mind that is of a similar vein and, as I noticed it is missing from Steam, I linked a place that should work below plus a longplay for it.

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https://www.myabandonware.com/game/agat ... e-none-gul

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All this time I thought it was a Morrowind OC

[DagothGeas5]

Double post, I'm sorry. Just wanted to share that I found the Sherlock Holmes game that I recall mentioning when I spoke of where did "DagothGeas5" as a name come from (which, as mentioned, would really be Dagon's Geas).



I noticed they made some sort of remake for it too, though I can't say I ever played anything of that more modern sort


The original is what sparked my love for grimy fishing villages full of *peculiar* citizenry, and, as I have only fond memories of this, plus paired with how long it has been since I last played it, it makes me an unreliable narrator when speaking of it, but I do recommend this game, even if just to have something relaxing to go through. I personally think it has its charm. "10 little indians" (Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Ch ... _Were_None ) also comes to mind that is of a similar vein and, as I noticed it is missing from Steam, I linked a place that should work below plus a longplay for it.

► Show Spoiler

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/agat ... e-none-gul

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All this time I thought it was a Morrowind OC

You are not entirely wrong, as I settled for Dagoth because, aside from him using a form of "geas" (or so I coped when settling for "Dagoth"), it was because I think the letters roll better off the tongue than DagoNGeas.

[horstg]

Is there any recent game that has working mirrors the likes of Deus Ex? I noticed there used to be working mirrors in games but then something seems to have happened and now it is all an opaque, indiscernible, texture.

Hitman (the new games from IOI)

[Red7]

if i ignore story **** will i have access to full sandbox or i gotta goy thru main story to unlock game?

Must progress story to open almost all areas.

Joystick would be a terrible control method for this game.

why, i use joy and it works well after i figured out how to disable stutter from colliding input

joy for strafe and mouse for aiming

[Red7]

Is there any recent game that has working mirrors the likes of Deus Ex? I noticed there used to be working mirrors in games but then something seems to have happened and now it is all an opaque, indiscernible, texture.

**** cut those away from games together with big tits

[Red7]

coomers will play the worst games imaginable as long as you put a barely clothed asian plastic doll or anime character in it

i know a ****** who keeps grinding weeb mmo to unlock some ***** who cant even be delimbed or raped like in skyrim

[rusty_shackleford]

coomers will play the worst games imaginable as long as you put a barely clothed asian plastic doll or anime character in it

i know a ****** who keeps grinding weeb mmo to unlock some ***** who cant even be delimbed or raped like in skyrim

@Yankee Zulu he's talking **** about you

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Looking at the wokies' meltdown over Marvel Rivals having coombait is fun to see, even if don't care about Marvel nor hero shooters.

Even funnier how they insist on dying in their "THIS HAS NO DIVERSITY!" hill when the literal poster niggress of the X-Men - Storm - is front and center of this game's marketing. lol

It’s nice having a black female that doesn’t look like some hideous deviant art OC.

[Roguey]

Looking at the wokies' meltdown over Marvel Rivals having coombait is fun to see, even if don't care about Marvel nor hero shooters.

Even funnier how they insist on dying in their "THIS HAS NO DIVERSITY!" hill when the literal poster niggress of the X-Men - Storm - is front and center of this game's marketing. lol

I took a look and I saw no coombait, just attractive women, which is just sad if that's what's considered "coombait" now.

[Zothique]

coomers will play the worst games imaginable as long as you put a barely clothed asian plastic doll or anime character in it

i know a ****** who keeps grinding weeb mmo to unlock some ***** who cant even be delimbed or raped like in skyrim

**** dude hahahahaha

[UltraFan123]

Looking at the wokies' meltdown over Marvel Rivals having coombait is fun to see, even if don't care about Marvel nor hero shooters.

Even funnier how they insist on dying in their "THIS HAS NO DIVERSITY!" hill when the literal poster niggress of the X-Men - Storm - is front and center of this game's marketing. lol

I took a look and I saw no coombait, just attractive women, which is just sad if that's what's considered "coombait" now.

Yeah I guess it circled back to be a hot topic now that the pendulum is swinging back.

Some particular online personalities who are usually on "our side" when it comes to most topics like Melonie Mac and Dreadroberts have recently stated publicly that they don't want "horny stuff" like Stellar Blade or The First Descendant to be the future of videogames.

Likewise, the libtards are always the ones who love saying "attractive woman=coombait" which sometimes is true and sometimes it isn't, but I don't personally believe that it's a bad thing.

[rusty_shackleford]

Some particular online personalities who are usually on "our side" when it comes to most topics like Melonie Mac and Dreadroberts have recently stated publicly that they don't want "horny stuff" like Stellar Blade or The First Descendant to be the future of videogames.

They're right, those games are just ****** knockoffs of better games except WOW PLASTIC ASIANS!!!!
Coomers are willing to accept subpar games as long as they can COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

[UltraFan123]

Some particular online personalities who are usually on "our side" when it comes to most topics like Melonie Mac and Dreadroberts have recently stated publicly that they don't want "horny stuff" like Stellar Blade or The First Descendant to be the future of videogames.

They're right, those games are just ****** knockoffs of better games except WOW PLASTIC ASIANS!!!!
Coomers are willing to accept subpar games as long as they can COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

I do understand your angle, not all games should have coombait as their sole selling point even if I don't personally think that it's a bad thing.

Rather, I believe this is a symptom of the decade-long crusade from Western game devs which tried to normalize the uglification of women. I don't blame Eastern game devs for seeing an opportunity to make a quick buck by trying to overcorrect with giggling physics.

What I do personally believe is that the future of videogames should have all options available; both games that are coombait and games that aren't coombait should have a chance to thrive in the free market.

[rusty_shackleford]

Some particular online personalities who are usually on "our side" when it comes to most topics like Melonie Mac and Dreadroberts have recently stated publicly that they don't want "horny stuff" like Stellar Blade or The First Descendant to be the future of videogames.

They're right, those games are just ****** knockoffs of better games except WOW PLASTIC ASIANS!!!!
Coomers are willing to accept subpar games as long as they can COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

I do understand your angle, not all games should have coombait as their sole selling point even if I don't personally think that it's a bad thing.

Rather, I believe this is a symptom of the decade-long crusade from Western game devs which tried to normalize the uglification of women. I don't blame Eastern game devs for seeing an opportunity to make a quick buck by trying to overcorrect with giggling physics.

What I do personally believe is that the future of videogames should have all options available; both games that are coombait and games that aren't coombait should have a chance to thrive in the free market.

Libtard games are just coombait games for libtards. They're exactly the same thing to me.

[UltraFan123]

They're right, those games are just ****** knockoffs of better games except WOW PLASTIC ASIANS!!!!
Coomers are willing to accept subpar games as long as they can COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

I do understand your angle, not all games should have coombait as their sole selling point even if I don't personally think that it's a bad thing.

Rather, I believe this is a symptom of the decade-long crusade from Western game devs which tried to normalize the uglification of women. I don't blame Eastern game devs for seeing an opportunity to make a quick buck by trying to overcorrect with giggling physics.

What I do personally believe is that the future of videogames should have all options available; both games that are coombait and games that aren't coombait should have a chance to thrive in the free market.

Libtard games are just coombait games for libtards. They're exactly the same thing to me.

In that case, the "games that aren't coombait" would mean "games that don't overly focus on nobody's fetish and only care about good gameplay and story".

[rusty_shackleford]

I do understand your angle, not all games should have coombait as their sole selling point even if I don't personally think that it's a bad thing.

Rather, I believe this is a symptom of the decade-long crusade from Western game devs which tried to normalize the uglification of women. I don't blame Eastern game devs for seeing an opportunity to make a quick buck by trying to overcorrect with giggling physics.

What I do personally believe is that the future of videogames should have all options available; both games that are coombait and games that aren't coombait should have a chance to thrive in the free market.

Libtard games are just coombait games for libtards. They're exactly the same thing to me.

In that case, the "games that aren't coombait" would mean "games that don't overly focus on nobody's fetish and only care about good gameplay and story".

yeah I'm rather tired of being forced to participate in everyone's sexual fetish
give me a ballot that lets me vote for the guy that makes it illegal to be a degenerate in public and I'll vote for him

anything beyond heterosexual couples handholding GOES TO JAIL