GAMESCOM GET HYPED FOR BLACK WOMYN IN GAMING

[KnightoftheWind]

Bruh, how the **** you get a narrator that sounds this bored?

Is it actually Molyneux? I can't tell.

That's Molyneux himself, I recognise his voice. However, 22cans has had a terrible track record since it's inception. From the non-reward of the "Curiosity" meta game, to the broken promises and unfinished state of "Godus" for several years. I'd be genuinely surprised if this turned out to be a good, complete game.

[Finarfin]

It starts.

Shows Forza Horizon 5 new game mode: 5vs1 Hide and Seek.
Two Foids talk about some ****.
Now some zoomer dudes and a foid.
We switch to Phil Spencer and Sarah Bond. The Interviewer Foid has bright yellow hair..
They just talk about the show and ****.

[Finarfin]

Still talking about the show from yesterday and past shows.

[Finarfin]

Sorry, I was not synced. They talk about Diablo 4, Sarah is excited to play Genshin, Phil plays Diablo 4 a lot as a rogue. Path of the Goddess (which is really good actually) Comments keep talking about Phil killing xbox( as if those brownoids know how to handle a company, Sony would die sooner than the Xbox brand.)

[Finarfin]

Some Foid talks about some giveaway and also says that three versions of xbox series X's are now pre-order ready.
They show a Car inspired by the Ape's Hoop Player Michael Jordan.

Johanna Faries is now talking about their booth, and how people can play Vessel of Hatred. Now talks how this year is a big one for WOW. Rod Fergusson will talk about Mercenaries in Diablo 4 later on.
She thanks the goy cattle I mean fans for being there with them and being a part of the community
Overwatch 2 gets the origin story of Juno, they show a trailer. A bugwoman from Mars.

[Finarfin]

Diablo 4 now. They talk about Mercenaries. You get 4 different ones.
An arab man, a niggerman (Save me!) a demon child and some fat **** foid.
They also have "Rapport" the higher it is, the cooler the rewards.
Reinforcements. If you use a skill or dodge, you get them to do an attack and then teleport away. You get one main merc and one reinforcement one. The fat **** is a butcher and former cannibal. (ofcourse the troony dev likes her the most)
They show "inside the game" the new area (Nahantu?) Looks rather nice. Southernmost Region. It is a return to the area that was first visitable in diablo 2. New Faction called the Hollows, monsters from Mephisto, also some psycho humans called the Dregs. The Environment actually looks rather nice. They also have the Lacuni. Monster like natives. There are also bugs that infect one part of the map.
Now Mercs again. "Ordinary People with extraordinary skills" Raheir. Defensive merc. Negro.
Subo, drunken Archer, arab.
Varyana, melee fighter. ****
Aldkin, magic user and a demon child.

[rusty_shackleford]

*open stream*
******* talking about diablo 4*

[rusty_shackleford]

how hard is it to just add companions with gear to these games?

[Finarfin]

The Dark Citadel. New Feature. New COOP content. Mage wars caused a giant crater. The evil guys do some **** to get their gods back. Bosses have mechanics where the group has to work together. New currency to get cosmetics.
New Party finder.

[Finarfin]

how hard is it to just add companions with gear to these games?

Shouldn't be hard tbh. Games that are ancient have that stuff. Would make sense to include it in d4 since it is already gear heavy, would make the looting and leveling more meaningful to also get gear for your merc.

[Shillitron]

Who is Forza for?
It's almost a meme at this point where the presenters are in on it. Everyone hates the ******* racing car B-Roll. They always Shill it, it keeps selling and making a profit.

Someone in that audience / chat is thinking "Yes... the same racing game being remade 20 times.. my time is here" surrounded by a booing audience who hates this ****.

[Finarfin]

October 8th comes with the Season 6 along with the Expansion. Infos in the next months. Season 6 will add major character progression changes. ***** keeps talking.

[rusty_shackleford]

Who is Forza for?
It's almost a meme at this point where the presenters are in on it. Everyone hates the ******* racing car B-Roll. They always Shill it, it keeps selling and making a profit.

Someone in that audience / chat is thinking "Yes... the same racing game being remade 20 times.. my time is here" surrounded by a booing audience who hates this ****.

I always assumed those games are part of the same group as autism simulators tbh.

[rusty_shackleford]

why are they spending so much time talking about a game that released a year ago

[Finarfin]

Who is Forza for?
It's almost a meme at this point where the presenters are in on it. Everyone hates the ******* racing car B-Roll. They always Shill it, it keeps selling and making a profit.

Someone in that audience / chat is thinking "Yes... the same racing game being remade 20 times.. my time is here" surrounded by a booing audience who hates this ****.

I like Forza Horizon, but they should just create one Horizon game and then add to it, similar to World of Warcraft.

[Finarfin]

why are they spending so much time talking about a game that released a year ago

Cause new Expansion.

[Shillitron]

these comments are disgusting, you guys need to wake up and start treating people with respect, but just keep projecting your insecurity and misery on others

XBOX Jannies are deleting comments like crazy in the chat lmfao.

[rusty_shackleford]

these comments are disgusting, you guys need to wake up and start treating people with respect, but just keep projecting your insecurity and misery on others

XBOX Jannies are deleting comments like crazy in the chat lmfao.

we were spamming "that's a man baby" and they were trying to delete it as fast as possible

[Shillitron]

these comments are disgusting, you guys need to wake up and start treating people with respect, but just keep projecting your insecurity and misery on others

XBOX Jannies are deleting comments like crazy in the chat lmfao.

we were spamming "that's a man baby" and they were trying to delete it as fast as possible

Someone posted "Why are mods trying to force us to agree with this ****?" and it was deleted within seconds. They are sweeping everything.

Chat is in slow mode and they can barely keep up.

[Finarfin]

Now they talk about the "Don't you guys have phones" game.

[Finarfin]

***** ****** has a ***** diablo tshirt... ******* bugman

[Shillitron]

Chat summary
Auto-generated experiment • Quality may vary
Viewers are discussing the games they are excited for at Gamescom and criticizing the amount of Diablo coverage.

Then - as if on queue - they start sweeping for Diablo Immortal.

[Shillitron]

> camera zooms to blizzard fanboys playing Diablo Immortal
> all of them are fat virgins in fedoras.. ALL OF THEM - look like they came out of a cloning facility


Chinese girl who can barely speak English "We want biggwer audience.. rite? dats why here.. jajaja"

[Finarfin]

> camera zooms to blizzard fanboys playing Diablo Immortal
> all of them are fat virgins in fedoras.. ALL OF THEM - look like they came out of a cloning facility


Chinese girl who can barely speak English "We want biggwer audience.. rite? dats why here.. jajaja"

Mother love me long time, long time. Sucky sucky, fucky fucky wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong wonton, Hong Kong.
One time one time, wonton love me long time, feed on my long schlong.

[rusty_shackleford]

how are they STILL talking about diablo

[rusty_shackleford]

I like the AI auto summary tool

[Finarfin]

how are they STILL talking about diablo

The mobile game even, wtf.

[Finarfin]

Call it low standards but atleast the ***** is somewhat cute.

[Finarfin]

STALKER 2 now. The hohols probably live in some nice area here in cologne and mooch off the government.

[Shillitron]

Call it low standards but atleast the ***** is somewhat cute.

Rusty complains that all asians look the same.. but that's actually a benefit.

Eat the bugs white man.