Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[rusty_shackleford]

I have to apologize to the Anglos in this community - for once you are not to blame.

Turns out Thomas Lockley, the disgraced historian, is actually a Jew. Go to the 47:00 minute mark.



They sure can't manage to avoid the stereotype - gentile-sounding surname, academic, distorting history to glorify ******* and shove them where they don't belong.

You don't hate these vermin nearly enough.

So what you meant to say is that he's actually German?

[Tweed]

ay YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hol up!

[CSM-101]

[Yankee Zulu]

Has this been posted already? This Yasuke 'samurai' is a fiction made up by some pseudo historian Thomas Lockley.

https://8biteric.substack.com/p/japanes ... s-lockleys

[Segata]

Has this been posted already?

A million of times.

[J-12]

Idk anything about modern AC games, but i replayed the first two lately and they were horibly mediocre, it literally is "Morbius" movie of videogames from late 2000's. It is incomprehensible how did this series blew up the way it did, i guess the same way far cry 5 was the most sold in the series - by spending half of game's budget on marketing.

[rusty_shackleford]

Idk anything about modern AC games, but i replayed the first two lately and they were horibly mediocre, it literally is "Morbius" movie of videogames from late 2000's. It is incomprehensible how did this series blew up the way it did, i guess the same way far cry 5 was the most sold in the series - by spending half of game's budget on marketing.

odyssey was alright because it was just a clone of witcher 3 which is also just alright
didn't finish it, but put more hours into it than any other AC I tried

[Zothique]

I just wonder if they are going to release the game in its current state now after this shamfurr display.

Looking forward to sex scenes with Yasuke's telephone pole negro ****.

[Ratcatcher]

Lmao. I pirated AC 1 back in the days, played exactly one hour of it, asked myself 'wtf am I even doing with this ****' and never looked at the serie again, except for memes and drama.

Last Ubishit title I bought was the HoMM III remaster, as soon as I realized it was published by Ubi (I failed to check before buying, my bad) I instarefunded it, after leaving a bad review because the game comes without expansions and later patches.

Lol. Ubishit.

[gerey]

Only AssCreed game I liked was Black Flag, and then only when you weren't doing the typical AssCreed ****.

It fits, since Black Flag was supposedly being developed as an intendent title, only for Ubisoft to attach AssCreed onto it like a malignant tumor.

Rogue was also cool, since you played the good guys, but the modern era stuff was so ******* cringe it killed any enjoyment the game could evoke. Also, it didn't help that Ubisoft writers couldn't figure out a way to make the Templars sympathetic without turning the Assassins into ******* - they just did what they do in all AssCreed titles, just in reverse this time.

[Brother Chad]

Black Flag was good because it was basically a pirate game that they slapped AssCreed **** on (worst parts of the game) and you could tolerate the Ubisoft cancer enough to enjoy sailing around with the boys and robbing ships.

Odyssey is less okay but still enjoyable entirely because Alexios is a bro, but everything else about the game sucked.

[Godjjjita]

Assassins creed was always flawed since it portrait muslins as freedom fighters against Christians who want to enslave humanity.
Whomever created that knew exactly what they were doing and I won't support any of that.

A million of times.

Should be posted a million more just to hammer down how ridiculous Ubisoft is.

[Yankee Zulu]

Events keep unfolding.

Tokyo unviersity has fired this Lockley guy for his fraudulent book. NHK cancelled all shows and TV programs related to the 'black samurai'.

https://tweetsoku.news/2024/07/20/「アサクリ ... ックリー准教授の経/

[1998]

Events keep unfolding.

Tokyo unviersity has fired this Lockley guy for his fraudulent book. NHK cancelled all shows and TV programs related to the 'black samurai'.

https://tweetsoku.news/2024/07/20/「アサクリ ... ックリー准教授の経/

They really ****** with the wrong people, japs ain't taking that kind of bs...

[maidenhaver]

Lmao. I pirated AC 1 back in the days, played exactly one hour of it, asked myself 'wtf am I even doing with this ****' and never looked at the serie again, except for memes and drama.

Last Ubishit title I bought was the HoMM III remaster, as soon as I realized it was published by Ubi (I failed to check before buying, my bad) I instarefunded it, after leaving a bad review because the game comes without expansions and later patches.

Lol. Ubishit.

Never buy remasters.

[WaterMage]

Japanese people about the game

[CSM-101]

[Rand]

And that Twitter post got conclusively community noted, in Japanese, by Japanese, pointing out that what they were saying in their NON apology about not trying to be historically accurate was a lie.
And they then went on to show all the times that Ubisoft people had bragged in interviews about how much effort they had taken to be historically accurate to the area and period.
Oof.

[CSM-101]

Why did they even bother with this not apology? They must have known any justification they offered to force a niggerai on people wouldn't be accepted and would just make it worse.

[Magick]

Why did they even bother with this not apology? They must have known any justification they offered to force a niggerai on people wouldn't be accepted and would just make it worse.

They ALWAYS double-down.

Moffat said the show must find new ways to get ethnic minority actors on screen in future.
"We've kind of got to tell a lie. We'll go back into history and there will be black people where, historically, there wouldn't have been, and we won't dwell on that.
"We'll say, 'To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth'."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36442982

This AssCreed ******** is just the game equivalent of that.
Yes the specific playable events IN THE GAME may be "Fictional", but they've shouted from the rooftops that the setting and overall story is "based on historical events".

[Zothique]

These guys are desperately trying to prove that the blaqque guy wasn't just some glorified slave lol. Egg on the face.

[UltraFan123]

Moffat said the show must find new ways to get ethnic minority actors on screen in future.
"We've kind of got to tell a lie. We'll go back into history and there will be black people where, historically, there wouldn't have been, and we won't dwell on that.
"We'll say, 'To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth'."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36442982

OMG...if not for the link you posted, I wouldn't had believed that they went mask off like that and admitted the fact that they are shameless revisionists just 8 years ago!

Granted, in our modern day they are all about gaslighting and saying that they never intended to revise history with a malicious intent, so I guess they eventually realized that the average person is catching on to their shenanigans. lmfao

[rusty_shackleford]

Why did they even bother with this not apology? They must have known any justification they offered to force a niggerai on people wouldn't be accepted and would just make it worse.

They ALWAYS double-down.

Moffat said the show must find new ways to get ethnic minority actors on screen in future.
"We've kind of got to tell a lie. We'll go back into history and there will be black people where, historically, there wouldn't have been, and we won't dwell on that.
"We'll say, 'To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth'."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36442982

This AssCreed ******** is just the game equivalent of that.
Yes the specific playable events IN THE GAME may be "Fictional", but they've shouted from the rooftops that the setting and overall story is "based on historical events".

Ubisoft has long done this already.

[UltraFan123]

"To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth"

Seriously I'm having such a hard time keeping a straight face every time I imagine a grownass adult unironically saying this. I bet this and similar guys are also the type that get triggered every time you call them "delusional". XD

[Godjjjita]

"To hell with it, this is the imaginary, better version of the world. By believing in it, we'll summon it forth"

Seriously I'm having such a hard time keeping a straight face every time I imagine a grownass adult unironically saying this. I bet this and similar guys are also the type that get triggered every time you call them "delusional". XD

"We like to believe there were less white people in Europe because we think this is better"
And those who dislike what they do are the racists? At this point it would be better for them to say "We're evil and you can't stop us".
I'd at least respect the honesty if nothing else.

[rusty_shackleford]

And those who dislike what they do are the racists

Yes.

[Rand]

I bet this and similar guys are also the type that get triggered every time you call them "delusional".

Well, they're all highly corrupted feminized men, so in channeling female nature, yes, they sure would be.

[Finarfin]

Remove the ******. Put an generic japanese man as a samurai. Remove the chinkshit, fire the people responsible. Delay the game, remove the ****** ****. Then I might even pirate it.

[maidenhaver]

Loo Ting is getting a lot of attention, but there's a woman ninja in their game, too. I don't know if they noticed.

[Kalarion]

Dear Nips,

We don't give a **** about you. You're getting a DL ****** with a thrice-folded katana in the game and you're going to LIKE IT.

Signed,

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