Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[maidenhaver]

Recently had the displeasure to watch and play Zelda BotW. Not only are there anime voices, a generic open world filled with nothing, toy motion controls, hyper weapon degredation, stamina, **** music, vomit art style, but link has to wear a bra, and his footfall makes an aggrivating, low-T sound on hard surfaces. The last one on that list ****** me off, and I generally don't get angry at games.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

BotW is a bad game, but it has the the words "Nintendo" and "Legend of Zelda" slapped on it so pop cultists slurp it up.

[maidenhaver]

Yeah, its unrecognizable as a zelda game. Fails in every category, but sound is especially awful.

[Irenaeus]

Yeah, its unrecognizable as a zelda game. Fails in every category, but sound is especially awful.

We'll always have the good times

[anonusername]

Yeah, its unrecognizable as a zelda game. Fails in every category, but sound is especially awful.

It's a bad Zelda game, but a good "generic open world adventure" game.

[Segata]

Recently had the displeasure to watch and play Zelda BotW. Not only are there anime voices, a generic open world filled with nothing, toy motion controls, hyper weapon degredation, stamina, **** music, vomit art style, but link has to wear a bra, and his footfall makes an aggrivating, low-T sound on hard surfaces. The last one on that list ****** me off, and I generally don't get angry at games.

Nintendies played an Ubisoft game for the first time and went crazy. It was surreal.

[StudiedAsleep]

The Thing videogame gets a remaster, looks pretty nice.

The look last movie is still the only one that I can enjoy despite watching it a few times already. Can’t enjoy any other horror movies these days.

[Oyster Sauce]

Would it be too much to ask for developers to remove wacky colors/piercings/makeup/skin conditions from the "randomize character" logic?

[Manny V]

Would it be too much to ask for developers to remove wacky colors/piercings/makeup/skin conditions from the "randomize character" logic?

'randomise character' used to be a way to see what interesting combos you could find and have an easy way to make a character that isn't generic without having to bother making it yourself

now it's just 'which flavour of antifa protestor would you like'

[aweigh]

[Havitner]

Did you guys know that basically all modern AAA games made by Nintendo have microtransactions?

https://www.nintendolife.com/guides/zel ... bo-unlocks

[Ranselknulf]

When's the last time a company received negative feedback about a character's design and then changed it for the better?

[rusty_shackleford]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

[bloodedhunter]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

The slant eyed ******* had it coming. The gaijin tried to warn them but the ******* just wouldn't listen. Just like they wouldn't until they got nuked TWICE.

[Segata]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

The Sony higher-up:



Much Japanese

[rusty_shackleford]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

The Sony higher-up:



Much Japanese

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenichiro_Yoshida

Kenichiro Yoshida (born 20 October 1959) is a Japanese businessman who has been the chief executive officer of Sony[1] since April 2018,[2] succeeding Kazuo Hirai, prior to which Yoshida was the company's chief financial officer. Immediately after graduating from the University of Tokyo with a B.A. in economics in 1983, Yoshida joined Sony, and worked across the company's subsidiaries in the US and Japan.[1]

[Rand]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

Sony Playstation games moved to commiefornia years ago.
The japs only work on their own stuff.
Most of the main platform games are decided by the **** in America.
But they don't have total control as the Japs can override them, which is how you get sword slut simulator Stellar Blade.

[rusty_shackleford]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

Sony games moved to commiefornia years ago.
The japs only work on their own stuff.
Most of the main platform games are decided by the **** in America.
But they don't have total control as the Japs can override them, which is how you get sword slut simulator Stellar Blade.

It's a Japanese company owned by Japs, anything else is copium

[Segata]

Please notice how every time another pozzed American game is revealed, rusty comes real quick to scream "b-but the Japs!" out of nowhere.

[Vergil]

jap libtards can't handle American testosterone games

No, a generic third person open world zombie game... gaming has fallen...

[Rand]

No, a generic third person open world zombie game... gaming has fallen...

Wasn't generic. Had some innovative mechanics (sloppily executed) and a decent story.
I enjoyed it very much.

The motorbike control mechanics were extremely good.

[Oyster Sauce]

No, a generic third person open world zombie game... gaming has fallen...

Wasn't generic. Had some innovative mechanics (sloppily executed) and a decent story.
I enjoyed it very much.

Deacon's legitimate schizobabble is the only time I've enjoyed a protagonist talking to themselves.

[KnightoftheWind]

Reminder that "Japanese gaming" has basically become whatever Miyazaki and From Software produces. Capcom barely counts since their games are highly westernised anyway. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing, of course. So long as a game is aesthetically pleasing and not pozzed.

[rusty_shackleford]

weebs trying to explain how a company wholly-owned by a Japanese corporation located in Japan is actually American because it has a subsidiary company located in america for legal purposes

[KnightoftheWind]

weebs trying to explain how a company wholly-owned by a Japanese corporation located in Japan is actually American because it has a subsidiary company located in america for legal purposes

They exclaim how Japanese people are so wise and intelligent, yet assume they're like oblivious old men when it comes to their own subsidiaries. As if the japs have no clue what Naughty Dog et al are up to, an they're just letting "the white devils" do as they see fit with no checks and balances. Cmon, guys.

Alt-right zoomers have this bizarre fetishization of Japan, and it's getting pretty ridiculous at this point. If you're going to pretend to be 1930s Germans, don't flail your arms in the air everytime you see an anime girl on screen.

[aweigh]

Alt-right zoomers have this bizarre fetishization of Japan

It's a direct response to the irrational hatred of Japan. The more people hate Japan the more I will love it, and I'm sure many feel that way even if they don't directly articulate like I do.

The simple fact remains that Japans is the last place remaining where non-pozzed games are still made, and for varying reasons a lot of people hate this, both SJWs (because they hate that non-pozzed media is being made and want to corrupt it) and so-called "chuds" because they are envious of Japan, saddened that their own "glorious West" has fallen and is reduced to a pozz-factory and angry that there are other places they consider 'inferior' which still manage to produce non-pozzed media, so their knee-jerk reaction is to lash out and attack it because how dare they have better media than their own.

[rusty_shackleford]

Alt-right zoomers have this bizarre fetishization of Japan

It's a direct response to the irrational hatred of Japan. The more people hate Japan the more I will love it, and I'm sure many feel that way even if they don't directly articulate like I do.

The simple fact remains that Japans is the last place remaining where non-pozzed games are still made, and for varying reasons a lot of people hate this, both SJWs (because they hate that non-pozzed media is being made and want to corrupt it) and so-called "chuds" because they are envious of Japan, saddened that their own "glorious West" has fallen and is reduced to a pozz-factory and angry that there are other places they consider 'inferior' which still manage to produce non-pozzed media, so their knee-jerk reaction is to lash out and attack it because how dare they have better media than their own.

pictured: example of non-pozzed japanese game

[Vergil]

Alt-right zoomers have this bizarre fetishization of Japan

It's a direct response to the irrational hatred of Japan. The more people hate Japan the more I will love it, and I'm sure many feel that way even if they don't directly articulate like I do.

The simple fact remains that Japans is the last place remaining where non-pozzed games are still made, and for varying reasons a lot of people hate this, both SJWs (because they hate that non-pozzed media is being made and want to corrupt it) and so-called "chuds" because they are envious of Japan, saddened that their own "glorious West" has fallen and is reduced to a pozz-factory and angry that there are other places they consider 'inferior' which still manage to produce non-pozzed media, so their knee-jerk reaction is to lash out and attack it because how dare they have better media than their own.

******** love anime and Japanese media. Japan had multiple popular genres based around *** relationships long before it was popularized in the west. Stop coping that Japan is a based zased paradise because the degeneracy they put in media also includes things you enjoy cooming to.

[maidenhaver]

I'm thankful nintendo groom the world's children. BotW is hecking wholesome. We can all learn from popular transclusive fighting games. Bodytype A's rejoice.

[aweigh]

Alt-right zoomers have this bizarre fetishization of Japan

It's a direct response to the irrational hatred of Japan. The more people hate Japan the more I will love it, and I'm sure many feel that way even if they don't directly articulate like I do.

The simple fact remains that Japans is the last place remaining where non-pozzed games are still made, and for varying reasons a lot of people hate this, both SJWs (because they hate that non-pozzed media is being made and want to corrupt it) and so-called "chuds" because they are envious of Japan, saddened that their own "glorious West" has fallen and is reduced to a pozz-factory and angry that there are other places they consider 'inferior' which still manage to produce non-pozzed media, so their knee-jerk reaction is to lash out and attack it because how dare they have better media than their own.

pictured: example of non-pozzed japanese game

Indeed. And once Japan falls it's over as they are the last bastion. That's why I'm just hoping I can get at least 10 more years of non-pozzed games. I used to hope for 20 but with the rate of acceleration due to Western influence, even 10 more years of non-pozzed games will be a stretch.