Video game developers are worse than Nazis

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » September 16th, 2023, 08:24

So, recently I've summoned the courage to look at how much time I've wasted on my OSRS account and the existential dread coupled with a profound sense of absurdity aside, it got me to thinking about how video game devs are actually, in a moral sense, far worse than nazis. I've arrived at this conclusion using simple mathematics. Around 100.000 **** perished in the Holocaust. If we take all the years they would have lived by subtracting their age at death from the average lifespan at the time, and we compare those years to the years that are wasted on playing vidya, by all gamers, globally, we come to one very simple mathematic fact.

Vidya devs are committing time genocide on a hitherto, unheard of scale. Hitler? Forget Hitler. These ******* vidya producing bugmen are putting Genghis, Atilla and them Chinese emperors to shame. And yes, I realize gamers being the subhuman mongrels that they are engage in this time waste voluntarily. But that's a bit like a drug dealer getting someone hooked on the product and telling the dumb **** that it's his own fault, and we most certainly do not victim blame here on the HQ.

Personally I'm of the opinion that we should start rounding up vidya devs (and IT monkeys in general) and start putting them in concentration camps for the good of mankind.

agentorange · Post by **agentorange** » September 16th, 2023, 08:28

stop playing mmos

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » September 16th, 2023, 08:31

agentorange wrote: ↑ September 16th, 2023, 08:28
stop playing mmos

I have. I just launched OSRS today for the firs time in ages for shits and giggles. And my hatred of vidya devs has never been greater. Far worse than any Jew.

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OSRS is supposed to be entirely community driven with votes on content, except for anything they deem to be progressive which just gets shoved in with no vote regardless of backlash. So the game is now full of pozz slop.

They know it would overwhelmingly lose any vote therefore don't even bother.

Post by **maidenhaver** » September 16th, 2023, 09:48

"Oy vey, its anudda shoah!"

junior · Post by **junior** » September 16th, 2023, 10:33

OSRS is some 50k hour grind of +1 stat, no wonder you think it's a waste of time.
Play better games.

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » September 16th, 2023, 10:42

junior wrote: ↑ September 16th, 2023, 10:33
OSRS is some 50k hour grind of +1 stat, no wonder you think it's a waste of time.
Play better games.

True, but honestly OSRS is so unapologetically, well, oldschool that there's nothing really like it on the market.
And, to be even more honest, all vidya is an equal waste of time. You switching dozen of different games doesn't make them any less of a waste of time.

agentorange · Post by **agentorange** » September 16th, 2023, 10:47

What do you consider to be not a waste of time. And if there is something that isn't a waste of time, what is keeping you from doing that as opposed to blowing hundreds of hours in a ****** MMO?

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » September 16th, 2023, 10:50

agentorange wrote: ↑ September 16th, 2023, 10:47
What do you consider to be not a waste of time. And if there is something that isn't a waste of time, what is keeping you from doing that as opposed to blowing hundreds of hours in a ****** MMO?

Finding God.
And I would if I could, but I can't, so I'm crippled with ******* nihilism. Are you happy now *******?

Post by **Segata** » September 16th, 2023, 10:57

But nazis were affable and upstanding people?

gerey · Post by **gerey** » September 16th, 2023, 11:11

Sweeper wrote: ↑ September 16th, 2023, 08:24
Hitler? Forget Hitler.

I find this very offensive.

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » September 16th, 2023, 11:13

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ September 16th, 2023, 10:57
But nazis were affable and upstanding people?

They were but that's beside the point.