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Naughty Dog stole the "I believe you" interrogation scene from this game.
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Lancaster wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 21:59
If I remember correctly, Fenris offensively walked around barefoot in heavy armor.
In order to make elves feel different they got this weird idea that they should all go shoeless. Gave up on it in Inquisition fortunately, though there was some concept art of Solas they thankfully thought better of.
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 17:31
I hate varric so much I wish he died in this game. The one good thing failguard did I M O
Full-time companion in 2 DA titles and a major advisor in a 3rd one. The Face of Dragon Age right there, enjoy :lol:
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Valter wrote: ↑ April 8th, 2025, 03:10
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 17:31
I hate varric so much I wish he died in this game. The one good thing failguard did I M O
Full-time companion in 2 DA titles and a major advisor in a 3rd one. The Face of Dragon Age right there, enjoy :lol:
Awful character and the stupid pointless narrative device of him telling stories feels extremely gay and forced. Everything about his character feels like the writers desperately trying to make him seem cool and it falls totally flat for me.
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Roguey wrote: ↑ April 8th, 2025, 01:58
Lancaster wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 21:59
If I remember correctly, Fenris offensively walked around barefoot in heavy armor.
In order to make elves feel different they got this weird idea that they should all go shoeless. Gave up on it in Inquisition fortunately, though there was some concept art of Solas they thankfully thought better of.
They tried to make Fenris look cool, but he came off as an infected gay man with AIDS.
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Personally I think whoever wrote the "jester Hawke" dialog should have their legs beaten with hammers.
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I don't like how sweet like sprite this Sebastian fella is being towards Fenris. Little ***** needs to back off...
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Lancaster wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 21:59
jebacdrkac wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 18:27
Finarfin wrote: ↑ April 7th, 2025, 18:19


Nah, Varric was a mary sue dwarf rogue ***** who in every other game would've died a few minutes into the game. We got a gay varric instead of a bro like Oghren.
Without taking Hawke into account name someone better from DA2...Muslim mage, Strong woman, latina *****, autistic elf or perhaps one of the siblings who are like in 30% of the game?Or I guess maybe Fenris
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One DA2 exclusive feature is that you get to see the Qunari as the alien, warmongering race of dragonkins they were always meant to be :knight:
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did you just admit to replaying this trash multiple times
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I am amazed, looking back, at how prescient(?) the events of DA2 were all those years ago. You have a city state flooded with refugees who start forming a diaspora and turn to crime and you have muslim invaders deciding that they're going to take over just because they dislike the culture of the place that they won't leave.
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wndrbr wrote: ↑ April 8th, 2025, 10:49
did you just admit to replaying this trash multiple times
With and without mods, before DLC and after DLC, and on console and PC :turtle:
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> Another Vergil thread
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Oh my Goooood his little Hawke sash and shield after romancing him he's so cute :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
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wndrbr wrote: ↑ April 8th, 2025, 10:49
did you just admit to replaying this trash multiple times
Ya I've played it about 4 or 5 times. Problem, chud?
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logincrash wrote: ↑ April 8th, 2025, 11:31
I am amazed, looking back, at how prescient(?) the events of DA2 were all those years ago. You have a city state flooded with refugees who start forming a diaspora and turn to crime and you have muslim invaders deciding that they're going to take over just because they dislike the culture of the place that they won't leave.
My God there's even a plot where everyone has to quarantine from the outbreak of a manufactured bio weapon.
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Wow they really are mudslimes
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 05:17
Wow they really are mudslimes
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[extensive ******** reasoning about how lack of opportunities in where they totally actually want to live or other ridiculous reasons]
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Stupid ***** tried to get me to help her cheat on her dead husband. Putrid filth.
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He's so handsome it's unreal
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:20
He's so handsome it's unreal
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Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:24
Vergil wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:20
He's so handsome it's unreal
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He's got PS5 womanjaw
I like his jaw so much I almost lost myself and started doing some real ****** posting.
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looks like a Moroccan teenager that foucault would have raped
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:29
looks like a Moroccan teenager that foucault would have raped
You don't have to lie just to be hurtful :sad:
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Vergil wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:32
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 9th, 2025, 06:29
looks like a Moroccan teenager that foucault would have raped
You don't have to lie just to be hurtful :sad:
what's the lie?
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