Nintendo Fans Get *** Raped and Thank Nintendo for the Privilege

[traxtan]

Tendy games are big budget but feel like they were created 20 years ago unlike other big budget games now that are full of cutscenes, fully-voiced dialogue, and graphix.

You're making a very good case for Nintendo.

The problem is that they play like they were made 20 years ago for children.

[Tweed]

Zelda 64

Nintendie detected.

[Roguey]

The problem is that they play like they were made 20 years ago for children.

Bayonetta 2 and 3 play like games made for 18 year olds 20 years ago.

[J1M]

Zelda 64

Nintendie detected.

Great game. Emulated it on my Voodoo graphics card with Glide.

[traxtan]

The problem is that they play like they were made 20 years ago for children.

Bayonetta 2 and 3 play like games made for 18 year olds 20 years ago.

I've looked it up and apparently you play as a woman, sounds gay no thanks.

[KOS-MOS]

The problem is that they play like they were made 20 years ago for children.

Bayonetta 2 and 3 play like games made for 18 year olds 20 years ago.

I will never forgive them for what they did to her design

[J1M]

Good news, they are halting preorders and upping the price.

[Daxa]

I ******* hate Pokémon, Nintendo, and Game Freak. I ******* hate them. Nintendo fans are the kind of people who’d eat literal **** if it came out of a statue shaped like their favorite character.
And **** Rockstar too for charging $100 for GTA. Now every ******-*** company is gonna look at GTA 6 selling at that price and go, “I can do that too! People will still buy it! Look they bought the GTA 6 At $120 in the millions! ”
Why the **** is the game industry getting shittier and shittier nonstop? Seriously, I just want some new RPGs to drop that are actually finished at launch. Is that so ******* much to ask for?

[Stack of Turtles]

I ******* hate Pokémon, Nintendo, and Game Freak. I ******* hate them. Nintendo fans are the kind of people who’d eat literal **** if it came out of a statue shaped like their favorite character.
And **** Rockstar too for charging $100 for GTA. Now every ******-*** company is gonna look at GTA 6 selling at that price and go, “I can do that too! People will still buy it! Look they bought the GTA 6 At $120 in the millions! ”
Why the **** is the game industry getting shittier and shittier nonstop? Seriously, I just want some new RPGs to drop that are actually finished at launch. Is that so ******* much to ask for?

Which video game developers strike you as capable of making a video game? It feels like you're like twenty years behind the times, minimum.

[rusty_shackleford]

average nintendoslop game is just some indie game rebranded with nintendo on it and heralded as the best game ever made because nintendies only play nintendo games so all the features are groundbreaking

see: botw

[Vaako]

Only thing midly interesting was the fromsoft game and the gamecube F-zero where you need to pay monthly to play a 20 year old game.... And if you like metroid that maybe too... but the prices are beyond what I am willing to pay. Also only had like smash bros, xenoblade2 and botw on the switch. Nothing else was even worth it. Zelda totk was already too much of a big dlc that I rather played it emulated with mods with more fps.

[traxtan]

average nintendoslop game is just some indie game rebranded with nintendo on it and heralded as the best game ever made because nintendies only play nintendo games so all the features are groundbreaking

see: botw

The Apple company of video games.

[Finarfin]

Only thing midly interesting was the fromsoft game and the gamecube F-zero where you need to pay monthly to play a 20 year old game.... And if you like metroid that maybe too... but the prices are beyond what I am willing to pay. Also only had like smash bros, xenoblade2 and botw on the switch. Nothing else was even worth it.

duskblood is literally fortnite but from soft

[Vaako]

Only thing midly interesting was the fromsoft game and the gamecube F-zero where you need to pay monthly to play a 20 year old game.... And if you like metroid that maybe too... but the prices are beyond what I am willing to pay. Also only had like smash bros, xenoblade2 and botw on the switch. Nothing else was even worth it.

duskblood is literally fortnite but from soft

Wasnt that eldenring nightrain which also comes to pc? I havent really seen enough to know what the switch2 exclusive is yet. Looks more like a bloodborne2.

[Finarfin]

Only thing midly interesting was the fromsoft game and the gamecube F-zero where you need to pay monthly to play a 20 year old game.... And if you like metroid that maybe too... but the prices are beyond what I am willing to pay. Also only had like smash bros, xenoblade2 and botw on the switch. Nothing else was even worth it.

duskblood is literally fortnite but from soft

Wasnt that eldenring nightrain which also comes to pc? I havent really seen enough to know what the switch2 exclusive is yet. Looks more like a bloodborne2.

No, Nightreign is PVE Coop with a hub. Duskblood is pvpve with hub

[Vaako]

duskblood is literally fortnite but from soft

Wasnt that eldenring nightrain which also comes to pc? I havent really seen enough to know what the switch2 exclusive is yet. Looks more like a bloodborne2.

No, Nightreign is PVE Coop with a hub. Duskblood is pvpve with hub

If it also has these ****** forcefields which make the map smaller and smaller and I am not missing on this game then anyway. Invasions are fine but the games should be singleplayer first. But not sure where you have that "hub" info from I only saw the reveal video.

[Finarfin]

Wasnt that eldenring nightrain which also comes to pc? I havent really seen enough to know what the switch2 exclusive is yet. Looks more like a bloodborne2.

No, Nightreign is PVE Coop with a hub. Duskblood is pvpve with hub

If it also has these ****** forcefields which make the map smaller and smaller and I am not missing on this game then anyway. Invasions are fine but the games should be singleplayer first. But not sure where you have that "hub" info from I only saw the reveal video.

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-1/

[Vaako]

No, Nightreign is PVE Coop with a hub. Duskblood is pvpve with hub

If it also has these ****** forcefields which make the map smaller and smaller and I am not missing on this game then anyway. Invasions are fine but the games should be singleplayer first. But not sure where you have that "hub" info from I only saw the reveal video.

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-1/

thanks but I dont see a mention of a hub, so it could be like that eldenring seemless coop mod aswell I guess.

[Finarfin]

If it also has these ****** forcefields which make the map smaller and smaller and I am not missing on this game then anyway. Invasions are fine but the games should be singleplayer first. But not sure where you have that "hub" info from I only saw the reveal video.

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-1/

thanks but I dont see a mention of a hub, so it could be like that eldenring seemless coop mod aswell I guess.

How about reading the other parts? Do I need to spoonfeed you *****? https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-3/

[UltraFan123]

All my life I've been a piracy guy, both for emulators and ROMs/ISOs, and the more time passes, the more justified I feel.

[Vaako]

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-1/

thanks but I dont see a mention of a hub, so it could be like that eldenring seemless coop mod aswell I guess.

How about reading the other parts? Do I need to spoonfeed you *****? https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/cr ... ds-part-3/

Yes. There is a hub mention of a "hub" with a npc there. Ds1,Ds2,Ds3, Demon Souls, Bloodborne, all had small hubs with npcs. That doesnt mean it will be like fortnight....

[NotAI]

This means indie can now charge $30?

[KOS-MOS]

This means indie can now charge $30?

they already do

[Vergil]

Remember that Nintendo recently got in talks with Denuvo, so expect their already gimped hardware to have plenty of stuttering issues.

Also the "physical" games for Switch 2 are just download keys anyway. Nintendo fans will just be paying $10 for the sensation of inserting a cartridge into the slot, not actually playing off of it.

Discord-like voice chat features removed after 9 months unless you paypig is also pretty funny.

The toggle between "This is greedy and abusing your customer base" to "Nintendo buyers get what they deserve" flipped a long time ago.

Holy ****

[Vergil]

Oh good if the pricing is based on development effort then I assume most Nintendo games will be about 20-30 bucks now

[Finarfin]

Tbh yeah, look at pokemon games, they are fun but are just very low effort. I'd get them if they are 30 bucks. Both BOTW and TOTK are somewhat good but literally ubisoft open world stuff. If they were similar to older zeldas I might pay a bit more like 50-60?

[Vergil]

BotW is a Wii U game and should be like 15 bucks max

[Finarfin]

Yeah, if the game was released on the previous console, they really should be cheap as **** because they give you old gen **** and pretend it's a current gen game. BOTW ran like **** on Wii U and when it came out on Switch, it ran like **** and still does, same with TOTW. It only manages to run well on Switch 2 but it isn't run natively on the Switch 2 and is done with emulation and something else.

[Vergil]

BOTW ran like **** on Wii U and when it came out on Switch, it ran like **** and still does

Thank God Nintendo went on a righteous crusade to rape those nasty emulation groups until they exploded into a million bloody chunks so we can pay 80 dollars to play Wii U games without the framerate dipping into the 20s

[Finarfin]

BOTW ran like **** on Wii U and when it came out on Switch, it ran like **** and still does

Thank God Nintendo went on a righteous crusade to rape those nasty emulation groups until they exploded into a million bloody chunks so we can pay 80 dollars to play Wii U games without the framerate dipping into the 20s

:weeb: Yes, bery gureatuful for disu :weeb: