Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[rusty_shackleford]

can't wait to play this

[UltraFan123]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

[rusty_shackleford]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

weeb/japs crying about 'muh wacism" over this is ******* ridiculous. Apparently japs break down sobbing if you don't show utmost respect for their culture. I don't even need to comment on how AC has thoroughly gutted the culture of every topic it has touched, let's begin by poking how Japan portrays various cultures in their media. I'm sure Japan only has the highest respect for say… the Catholic church, right?

This entire fiasco has made me lose a lot of respect for japs by being whiny babies. If ubisoft released a statement like this:


I'd buy 10 copies.

[Brugmans]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

weeb/japs crying about 'muh wacism" over this is ******* ridiculous. Apparently japs break down sobbing if you don't show utmost respect for their culture. I don't even need to comment on how AC has thoroughly gutted the culture of every topic it has touched, let's begin by poking how Japan portrays various cultures in their media. I'm sure Japan only has the highest respect for say… the Catholic church, right?

This entire fiasco has made me lose a lot of respect for japs by being whiny babies. If ubisoft released a statement like this:


I'd buy 10 copies.

Yeah and if Ubisoft adds Douglas MacArthur as a playable character with his signature weapon the "Hiroshima Blaster" I'll buy one hundred copies.

It's all accidental disrespect from incompetence, you will play the Negro samurai calligrapher and the Shitno shrine will be indestructible.

[Tinky Winky]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

Stop giving money to clout chasing shovelware "devs that isn't even remotely funny". FFS even giving money to the actual Poopisoft is still a better choice than those untalented bums.

[Finarfin]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

Stop giving money to clout chasing shovelware "devs that isn't even remotely funny". FFS even giving money to the actual Poopisoft is still a better choice than those untalented bums.

Agreed, I keep seeing twitter ******* and steam **** saying "lets push this game with the same ****** in the same setting but with exaggerated gameplay, looks and everything because the other game is wooooke"

[Finarfin]

[UltraFan123]

I agree that under normal circumstances the Yasule Simulator game would be just another slop that isn't worth anyone's time.

But I think the meta context of "a no-name dev making a parody game is still better than what Ubisoft has become" is what people is taking into consideration.

What I think is that Yasuke Simulator is the GamerGate 2's version of "The Message" so to speak.

That said, I'm pretty sure that everyone will forget about the devs of that simulator game after ******'s Creed becomes yet another forgotten flop.

[Bing_xiLim]

WE WUZ NIGGAZ N SHIEET

[1998]

Two weeks

[pillbox]

weebs acting offended on behalf of nips is like libtards being offended on behalf of *******

[Tangerine]

weebs acting offended on behalf of nips is like libtards being offended on behalf of *******

I have more confidence in nips being able to articulate their offense than *******.

[maidenhaver]

If for whatever reason you really wanna play this game then you should purchase Yasuke Simulator and then pirate ***-in-creed ****** so that only those who deserve your money get a profit from this.

Stop giving money to clout chasing shovelware "devs that isn't even remotely funny". FFS even giving money to the actual Poopisoft is still a better choice than those untalented bums.

No. I'm going to keep hyping this game, so other people buy it, and george droyd becomes a new game genre.

[traxtan]

If you pre-order the game you get a ****** dlc, Ive never seen such desperation in a company.

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[WaterMage]

[Finarfin]

what a ******* **** ******. "INFINITELY" better. **** off.

[Vlajdimir Ermenović]

Was there any outrage at Ubisoft when they made the Washington DLC and making him a tyrant?

nips don't even play asscreed games(few do anymore). ac3 also had you kill george washington. george washington > some gay 'emperor'(gay insect lord)

Weebs don't care about their own kin or history. They white knight japs (the holy loser race) in the same way sjws white knight ******* (their holy loser race). They'll deny this, but don't forget that weebs and sjws are cut from the same cloth. The vast majority of them still have no problem with gynocentrism, sodomy, or white guilt.

[maidenhaver]

That's one of the Real VGA grifters.

[1998]

Two days left

[ThulsaDoomer]

So it begins.

[rusty_shackleford]

"I wonder what Japan thinks of this"

the way weebs treat japs is so ******* funny

[rusty_shackleford]

"ahhhhhhhh no he sleeps with the SISTER of NOBUNAGA, THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE!!!!!"

Alfred the Great, King of the Anglo-Saxons, is literally the Big Bad of valhalla who goes on to found the templars.
weebs are the ultimate cuckolds

[Tangerine]

Part of me hopes they'll realize how disrespectful it is to show race mixing, but I know they'll never make the connection.

[Finarfin]

"ahhhhhhhh no he sleeps with the SISTER of NOBUNAGA, THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE!!!!!"

Alfred the Great, King of the Anglo-Saxons, is literally the Big Bad of valhalla who goes on to found the templars.
weebs are the ultimate cuckolds

I still found the end of the game very funny since it ended basically showing the Vikings "winning" but Alfred defeated Guthrum and his conversion to Christianity was such a blow to the morale that they didn't attack until 8 years later where they lost even more

[ThulsaDoomer]

Summary: Both have male and female romances, so both are bisexual. I wonder how kangz will feel when their greatest hero is now in fact, eating da poo poo.

[rusty_shackleford]

Wonder what changes they made since it got delayed

[WaterMage]

If this game had the minimum historically accuracy, the mere attempt of get in the bed with Nobunaga sister would be more than enough for a execution.

In mount and blade, a non historically accurate game, just a sandbox RPG, I as as noble that managed to take back two important large cities got another noble demanding a duel because I visited his sister.

[rusty_shackleford]

If this game had the minimum historically accuracy, the mere attempt of get in the bed with Nobunaga sister would be more than enough for a execution.

Right, nobunaga would be offended it wasn't his son yasuke was in bed with

[traxtan]

"I wonder what Japan thinks of this"

the way weebs treat japs is so ******* funny

It's worship, plain and simple.
it should have been 20 nukes.

[1998]

Summary: Both have male and female romances, so both are bisexual.

tbf that part seems pretty accurate considering we are dealing with a ****** and fem-jap here.