Ex Voto: Peak Feminism the Game

[DecadeRiptide]

It doesn't look bad tbh. The character does have a stupid haircut but at the same time it's good they've put a women as the main character in a medieval game for once.

****, this Indian ****** is really getting lazy with his ragebait.

You should try something more creative tbh.

the "lesbian" theme triggered his micro pp

ur name is literally tinky winky

[DecadeRiptide]

The graphics look insane.
Looks visually better than Crimson Desert by far.
Combat looks better as well.
You even get to slice up members of the KKK. It's pretty cool they included a touch of history in there too.

[RangerBoo]

Just got done playing the first 3 chapters. Me and my friend Nate were playing the game and he could not stop calling the main character Moe Howard. Voice acting is half assed. Textures are awful. A 15 year old mod that enhances the blood textures in Skyrim look better than the blood textures in this game.

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Textures in a Skyrim mod that is 15 years old.

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Textures in Ex Voto.

Gameplay is also ***. This is perhaps the worst gameplay I have ever played with a game. You can not block while holding the attack key at the same time. Oh, and there is no lock-in key. Meaning that the camera will constantly switch targets in the middle of combat. By the way, if you don't finish enemies off (which is often as the camera constantly switches targets without you wanting it to) the enemies regain full health in the middle of combat.
Also, it wouldn't be a LGBTQ+ and feminist game without good ol' Christian bashing.

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[rusty_shackleford]

I hate yuropoors

[DecadeRiptide]

Just got done playing the first 3 chapters. Me and my friend Nate were playing the game and he could not stop calling the main character Moe Howard. Voice acting is half assed. Textures are awful. A 15 year old mod that enhances the blood textures in Skyrim look better than the blood textures in this game.


Textures in a Skyrim mod that is 15 years old.


Textures in Ex Voto.

Gameplay is also ***. This is perhaps the worst gameplay I have ever played with a game. You can not block while holding the attack key at the same time oh and there is no lock-in key. Meaning that the camera will constantly switch targets in the middle of combat. By the way, if you don't finish enemies off (which is often as the camera constantly switches targets without you wanting it to) the enemies regain full health in the middle of combat.
Also it wouldn't be a LGBTQ+ game without good ol' Christian bashing.

Ok but the ground and textile textures are way better in ex voto. Plus modders always push to do better than the original game otherwise ppl wouldn't download the mod.

[Tinky Winky]

I hate yuropoors

Your fav modern sloppas are developed by yuroCHADs.

[UltraFan123]

Just got done playing the first 3 chapters. Me and my friend Nate were playing the game and he could not stop calling the main character Moe Howard. Voice acting is half assed. Textures are awful. A 15 year old mod that enhances the blood textures in Skyrim look better than the blood textures in this game.


Textures in a Skyrim mod that is 15 years old.


Textures in Ex Voto.

Gameplay is also ***. This is perhaps the worst gameplay I have ever played with a game. You can not block while holding the attack key at the same time oh and there is no lock-in key. Meaning that the camera will constantly switch targets in the middle of combat. By the way, if you don't finish enemies off (which is often as the camera constantly switches targets without you wanting it to) the enemies regain full health in the middle of combat.
Also it wouldn't be a LGBTQ+ game without good ol' Christian bashing.

Inb4 that hooded Christian guy becomes a fan favorite unironically, which in turn makes the devs of this game fume even harder than they already are.

EDIT:

Also, considering how the upcoming "Knight's Path" game is being developed by Czech bros, I think we should admit that there are both yurocucks and yurochads.

The yurochads being those we should be supporting if they do manage to make enjoyable games.

[RangerBoo]

By the way, there is no gore in this video game. You would think for a medieval game that prided itself on realism that there would be gore. That is one of the appeals of medieval games but there is none to be had here. The blood and gore is very T rated which is pathetic. There is no satisfying enemy deaths or kills in this game. The combat is very boring. Skyrim had more satisfying combat than this.

[rusty_shackleford]

I hate yuropoors

Your fav modern sloppas are developed by yuroCHADs.

Ukraine is west Asia

[DecadeRiptide]

Ppl are saying only good things about it
Might give it a go

https://www.queerty.com/1348-ex-voto-pu ... -20260126/

[orinEsque]

I hate yuropoors

Your fav modern sloppas are developed by yuroCHADs.

Ukraine is west Asia

I'll use this next time I argue on ancient history thread

[rusty_shackleford]

Your fav modern sloppas are developed by yuroCHADs.

Ukraine is west Asia

I'll use this next time I argue on ancient history thread

geography is a social construct

[RangerBoo]

Also, forgot to mention and this is how you know a pack of millennial libshits made this game, is the **** poor attempt on the writers part in trying to humanize the bandits in this game. When you go to the first boss of the game who is the bandit leader he tries to victimize himself and his men saying that they were forced to banditry because the resident lord is an ******* who cast them out of his land due to the plague and they had no where to go or do but be bandits. Never mind the fact that in the prologue you see them rape, murder, and pillage an entire town but NO! It was the evil lords fault not them! They are victims too! I couldn't help but feel that the devs were trying to jam a "capitalism and billionaires bad!" message during the first 3 chapters.

[Tangerine]

Ex Voto's 24-hour peak is 427.

For comparison, this month's JAG game, Wizardry 8, had a 24-hour peak of 47.

[Magick]

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lol. J-j-ust wait for the charts to update! The Modern Audience will surely come! All those on Discord had it wishlisted!

Meanwhile:

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[DecadeRiptide]

lol. J-j-ust wait for the charts to update! The Modern Audience will surely come! All those on Discord had it wishlisted!

Meanwhile:

Just wait for the weekend ppl are working right now or going to bed

[Tinky Winky]

Ukraine is west Asia

I'll use this next time I argue on ancient history thread

geography is a social construct

Agree, America as a whole is predominantly brown (mulatto), anyone who claims the otherwise is a shitlib who fell for the socialist meme.

[The_Mask]

The graphics look insane.
Looks visually better than Crimson Desert by far.
Combat looks better as well.
You even get to slice up members of the KKK. It's pretty cool they included a touch of history in there too.

Brown hands typed this.

[MrTwinkls]

Is this another ****** looking unoptimized game built on UE5?

[RangerBoo]

By the way, even the LGBTQ+ activists are getting mad at the devs as apparently they ***** baited them as the main characters aren't really lesbians but are just "good friends". Not even a kiss is in this game. ******* LMAO!

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[logincrash]

By the way, even the LGBTQ+ activists are getting mad at the devs as apparently they ***** baited them as the main characters aren't really lesbians but are just "good friends". Not even a kiss is in this game. ******* LMAO!

>i can stomach all the jank in the world for sapphics

I think Rusty was right when he was bashing gooners for liking **** like Stellar Blade. If you're willing to pay for something of objectively low quality just because it makes your pp hard, you're not even human, you're just detritus.

[RangerBoo]

Is this another ****** looking unoptimized game built on UE5?

To answer your question, yes. It is perhaps one of the ugliest games I've ever played.

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Also, great hair physics in this game. 10/10! Truly next gen!

[logincrash]

Is this another ****** looking unoptimized game built on UE5?

To answer your question, yes. It is perhaps one of the ugliest games I've ever played.

Also, great hair physics in this game. 10/10! Truly next gen!

I can't stand UE5 slop. Looking at it feels like rubbing wet cement into my eyes.

[rusty_shackleford]

I will NOT play the UE5slop

[rusty_shackleford]

So were they just botting wishlists?

[mynameismortis]

Did these idiots get financing from the EU or what? This **** wouldnt be greenlight if it wasnt funded by some government gay agenda

[Valter]

So were they just botting wishlists?

Is there some way to check that number?

[mynameismortis]

So were they just botting wishlists?

Is there some way to check that number?

No, steam doesn't show wishlists outside your friends because data scraping or something like that

[rusty_shackleford]

Our wishlists go to a different school you wouldn't know them

[logincrash]

Our wishlists go to a different school you wouldn't know them

They live in Canada?