Rimworld Episode 38: The New DLC Comes Out In Like 5 Hours And My Mods Won't Be Compatible Anymore

[Oyster Sauce]

I spend my Turtle Coins to fistfight Kalarion, Ghostcow, and Rusty, in that order.

You fell in battle

[DemoGraph]

@Kalarion it's Space Truckers movie, about 53:20.
Grandpa Lannister with vibrator implant, midwest truckers in space, KFC in space, space in space! It's so bad it's good.

[Tangerine]

We unlock the ability to hulkify people. Might be worth considering if anyone out there really enjoys punching people as hard as possible.

Not that I know anyone like that, but if I did, how many coins would this be?

[ArcaneLurker]

Turtle coin for a fistfight between Chuck and Tangerine

[WhiteShark]

Waifu spends her 3 TC to become Industrious.

Turtle coin for a fistfight between Chuck and Tangerine

@Oyster Sauce, will it negatively affect Waifu's mood when her boyfriend gets his head punched off by a giant orange man?

[Kalarion]

It's time to roll the dice slay the dragon!

(Of Heaven or Hell)

[Oyster Sauce]

It's time to roll the dice slay the dragon!

(Of Heaven or Hell)

Kalarion loses 6 random skill points

-1 Crafting
-1 Melee
-1 Plants
-1 Construction
-1 Mining
-1 Med

[Tweed]

I want the trooper drop. Also I said I spent those turtle coins on trigger happy.

[Oyster Sauce]

Episode 27: Chuck VS Tangerine: Dawn of Masculinity



Val and Waifu buy some new traits. Elias already has Trigger Happy.





By the way, I forget to save after getting that last marriage offer. Sorry, Stack - easy come, easy go. A bunch of people get sick but luckily we have a stockpile of antibiotics



Another psychic ceremony is performed to abduct ripscan victims.



Some allies of ours are in a pickle



They fight valiantly, but there was nothing they could do against this many foes



Some of our brave fighters arrive on horseback



We try to cause a distraction and give the villagers some breathing room



But it works a little too well. Why, oh why, did we forget to bring Duke?



Elias grabs his radio and calls in some backup



A squad of imperial soldiers hits the ground running and provides a distraction for the distraction



Elias blows one arm off of this idiot and Val slices off the other



It's quite the melee. Musa's turban fails to protect him from a bullet and he goes down.



When there's a break in the fighting, Elias moves up and gets shot in the heart by one of the soldiers he requested. The only way he can die is the loss of his heart, and that shot very nearly did him in.



The wounded are carried to a small home while Hoss and GhostCow move into the village square to look for survivors



Two are able to be saved. All in all, there wasn't much loot except for a triple-rocket launcher.



Back home, hundreds of shamblers start throwing themselves at the base.



The squad gets back just in time to be caught in the middle of it, and they have to drag all of the wounded and animals inside while defenders fire from the embrasures



Boons explodes some livers and we find out some of these guys spray acid or toxic gas when they're shot.



Some even explode!



I don't really like how the walls on the east side are set up. It's not very well optimized for allowing a bunch of people to shoot out at once



They start breaking through, and Duke is splashed with acid due to the close range fighting. Duke and Rusty abandon the fall and fall back to hold a chokepoint





Just in time. Thankfully, the shamblers don't seem to be immune to the fire or acid and take damage when they all group up



After taking out a few in the halls, they reclaim the wall while a bot fixes it up



Wrapping the battle up



Musa's head isn't look too great



The refugees that have been staying with us depart in the morning. One wisely decides to leave through the hole in the wall and gets chomped by a shambler that was playing dead.



Rusty picks up a tobacco addiction due to stress.



People could stand to blow off some steam



At the party, Stack hits on Kimberlee the slave and they start going out



Just a little reminder of who she is



We managed to loot a persona zeushammer, which causes EMP blasts in addition to blunt damage, making it excellent against mechanical enemies. It also has a few psychic traits. Maybe GhostCow would want it?



The day after the party, the slaves try to escape. The Toddlet tries to grab Oyster's gun





In the bathroom, Black Dog accidentally caves in Kimberlee's head with the butt of his rifle. Sorry, Stack - easy come, easy go.



Todd Howard's chest explodes as he's brawling with Oyster when Duke blasts him with his autorifle. What a shame! They were both really valuable laborers. We do have one slave left as she was immobile in the hospital due to illness.



Chuck proposes to Waifu and she accepts.



To celebrate, he takes our new dirtbike out for a whip





A psystorm strikes which can cause all sorts of weirdness to people who go outside during it. Duke gets the sudden urge to craft things, but unfortunately he can't due to his massive gauntlets





Chuck challenges Tangerine for the title of unarmed fighting champion. If you'll recall, Chuck is something of a melee specialist himself, though he rarely gets a chance to display it since he's also a nudist and going into melee without armor is suicide.



Everybody starts making their way to the arena to watch this momentous battle.



Stack introduces the fighters. Raw power vs martial arts expertise. Who will win?



Tangerine lands the opening blow. A savage blow to the head



Chuck retaliates with an Indian sunburn



A double Indian sunburn! Tangerine counters with a gigantic right hook that cracks Chuck's jaw and cauliflowers his ear at the same time.



Chuck can't even reach Tangerine's head so he keeps fighting dirty. Purple nurples, a quick bag tag. Tangerine just punches him in the ******* face again and cracks his skull.



And with yet another blow to the head, Chuck collapses. That's what he gets for not wisely investing his Turtle Coins



The combat log, read from bottom to top



Moments after their bout, two wolf pups are born. The male is named after Tangerine, and the ***** is named after Chuck.



BD got his fancy bedroom, by the way.






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Here's another arranged diplomatic marriage, and this time I saved the game after getting it. This staggeringly ugly and lazy ***** could be yours if you simply roll a 1d100(+5 for each Turtle Coin you spend to enhance your roll)

We unlock the ability to hulkify people. Might be worth considering if anyone out there really enjoys punching people as hard as possible.

Not that I know anyone like that, but if I did, how many coins would this be?

Oh baby it's free. I've never done it before so who knows what could happen?


Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 1/3
Boon = 1/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 3/3
Chuck = 2/3 (+1 for getting engaged)
Duke = 2/3
Elias = 3/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 3/3
Kalarion = 0/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 3/3
Tangerine = 1/3 (+1 for being the reigning champ)
Val = 0/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 3/3
Waifu = 1/3 (+1 for getting engaged)
Zoth = 3/3

Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat an otherwise fatal infection (automatic) - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?

You can also buy any of the above for your NPC family members

[Jordy]

Who is this guy?

[Jordy]

[Oyster Sauce]

Who is this guy?

We set up a few dummies to soak up hits along the walls

[Tweed]

[Tangerine]

That fight was brutal. I guess Tangerine didn't get the memo that it was a friendly match. Or didn't care.

Tangerine wrote: ↑ March 5th, 2025, 07:07
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 4th, 2025, 23:07
We unlock the ability to hulkify people. Might be worth considering if anyone out there really enjoys punching people as hard as possible.
Not that I know anyone like that, but if I did, how many coins would this be?
Oh baby it's free. I've never done it before so who knows what could happen?

Cool. Let's do it.

[rusty_shackleford]

[Tweed]

WTB Jogger trait.

[ArcaneLurker]

Worth it.
You've gotta try, even if it seems insurmountable.

@Oyster Sauce
I spend the two coins to recover whatever permanent damage was done. IDK if that's one coin each or what, but whichever injuries are the worst.

[WhiteShark]

I'm honestly impressed that Chuck could withstand even one skull hit from Tangerine. Rematch after he hulks out?

[ArcaneLurker]

I'm honestly impressed that Chuck could withstand even one skull hit from Tangerine. Rematch after he hulks out?

That'd be really cool.

@Oyster Sauce
Training montage?

[Oyster Sauce]

Worth it.
You've gotta try, even if it seems insurmountable.

@Oyster Sauce
I spend the two coins to recover whatever permanent damage was done. IDK if that's one coin each or what, but whichever injuries are the worst.

None of it was permanent, but he did very nearly kill you

[ArcaneLurker]

Worth it.
You've gotta try, even if it seems insurmountable.

@Oyster Sauce
I spend the two coins to recover whatever permanent damage was done. IDK if that's one coin each or what, but whichever injuries are the worst.

None of it was permanent, but he did very nearly kill you

I wonder if anyone else will be curious to see if they can survive going into the ring with the orange beast

[Oyster Sauce]

Here's another arranged diplomatic marriage, and this time I saved the game after getting it.

this was a lie

[WhiteShark]

Here's another arranged diplomatic marriage, and this time I saved the game after getting it.

this was a lie

No...! Not the staggeringly ugly, lazy rat chaser!

[Oyster Sauce]

Here's another arranged diplomatic marriage, and this time I saved the game after getting it.

this was a lie

No...! Not the staggeringly ugly, lazy rat chaser!

T-the perfect girl will come along any day now!

[Jordy]

this was a lie

No...! Not the staggeringly ugly, lazy rat chaser!

T-the perfect girl will come along any day now!

Can Duke even reproduce now?

[Oyster Sauce]

No...! Not the staggeringly ugly, lazy rat chaser!

T-the perfect girl will come along any day now!

Can Duke even reproduce now?

There's a flap

[Jordy]

@Oyster Sauce Can we spend turtle coins to gain aspirations or is it too late for that?

[Oyster Sauce]

@Oyster Sauce Can we spend turtle coins to gain aspirations or is it too late for that?

Free up to 4 aspirations, uhhhh 2tc each above 4. Duke only has "gain a superpower" (how do I even do this?)

[Jordy]

@Oyster Sauce Can we spend turtle coins to gain aspirations or is it too late for that?

Free up to 4 aspirations, uhhhh 2tc each above 4. Duke only has "gain a superpower" (how do I even do this?)

Thanks for the info sir. I probably chose that because of who Duke is parodying.

[Jordy]

@Oyster Sauce - Would like to add the following aspirations to Duke unless you object to any. Nothing too spicy.

Defeat faction leader
Become a parent
Obtain legendary gear