Dragon Age™: The Veilguard is a Return To Form

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Hello. I came here to complain that this game is trash and the worst RPG I have played in my life.

@Thulean_Perspective Are you the real Varg Vikernes, the Morrowind and RPG fan come to join us? Is this your web site where you will post your Veilguard review?

I have my suspicions that this is another pretender.

[1998]

Hello. I came here to complain that this game is trash and the worst RPG I have played in my life.

[Breathe]

Hello. I came here to complain that this game is trash and the worst RPG I have played in my life.

Have some respect for yourself.

Also, welcome

[logincrash]

did you have extremely hard time trying to decide who are you going to romance between no binary Trash, ***** redditor, ginger midget and sand ****** in her forties with flat chest? :weeb:

The ginger midget is actually the best companion/love interest of the lot, both physically and personality-wise.
Firstly, she's white, has freckles, red hair, and green eyes. She has fantasy dwarf proportions and not IRL ones; her arms and legs aren't short. She has wide hips, narrow waist, and healthy chest. She's also voiced by a competent VA (same as Liara's from Mass Effect).
She has a tomboy personality, as she's quite fond of hiking and camping, but she's not insufferable about it. She's also as devout as this game would allow for and expresses worry for what all this "Elvez Wuz Godz" **** is implying about her Andrastian (Christianity analogy) religion.

[logincrash]

This might've been posted already. I didn't keep up with this thread as I was too busy slogging through this piece of **** game.
But, even redditsisters are getting annoyed with how ******* awful Traash is.

And the thread is locked at nearly 2k upvotes. 1300 comments, with most upvoted lambasting this garbage.

Hundreds of top-voted comments deleted by ******-jannies.
But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

[fkirenicus]

This might've been posted already. I didn't keep up with this thread as I was too busy slogging through this piece of **** game.
But, even redditsisters are getting annoyed with how ******* awful Traash is.

And the thread is locked at nearly 2k upvotes. 1300 comments, with most upvoted lambasting this garbage.

Hundreds of top-voted comments deleted by ******-jannies.
But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

These reddit moderators appear to be utterly insane and drunk with their "ha ha ha I can DELETE your ***" power.

Also, found this. Completely off-topic, but I gotta share it nonetheless.
(again, we need a ROTFLMAO emoji)

[gerey]

But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

That's the brainrot effect tolerance and acceptance of ****** has led to. I've been seeing people butchering English grammar, using "they", instead of "he", when discussing someone whose gender is not specificed, more and more. Normal people will just shrug and go on with their day if they get "misgendered", while a ***** will throw a tantrum and make sure everyone knows how slighted he has been.

The really funny part is that for a brief few years the preferred pronoun was "she", but ****** seem to have ****** over women in that regard too.

I want all ****** to be rounded up and shot.

[TKVNC]

But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

That's the brainrot effect tolerance and acceptance of ****** has led to. I've been seeing people butchering English grammar, using "they", instead of "he", when discussing someone whose gender is not specificed, more and more. Normal people will just shrug and go on with their day if they get "misgendered", while a ***** will throw a tantrum and make sure everyone how slighted he has been.

The really funny part is that for a brief few years the preferred pronoun was "she", but ****** seem to have ****** over women in that regard too.

I want all ****** to be rounded up and shot.

TTD Trump will gas them all hopefully.

[PixiGreen]

did you have extremely hard time trying to decide who are you going to romance between no binary Trash, ***** redditor, ginger midget and sand ****** in her forties with flat chest? :weeb:

The ginger midget is actually the best companion/love interest of the lot, both physically and personality-wise.
Firstly, she's white, has freckles, red hair, and green eyes. She has fantasy dwarf proportions and not IRL ones; her arms and legs aren't short. She has wide hips, narrow waist, and healthy chest. She's also voiced by a competent VA (same as Liara's from Mass Effect).
She has a tomboy personality, as she's quite fond of hiking and camping, but she's not insufferable about it. She's also as devout as this game would allow for and expresses worry for what all this "Elvez Wuz Godz" **** is implying about her Andrastian (Christianity analogy) religion.

The Stockholm syndrome is strong with this one! (Sorry, could not resist)

Guess it's natural to look for something positive amid self-torturing but, man, it's painful to watch!

[Reichspepe]

did you have extremely hard time trying to decide who are you going to romance between no binary Trash, ***** redditor, ginger midget and sand ****** in her forties with flat chest? :weeb:

The ginger midget is actually the best companion/love interest of the lot, both physically and personality-wise.
Firstly, she's white, has freckles, red hair, and green eyes. She has fantasy dwarf proportions and not IRL ones; her arms and legs aren't short. She has wide hips, narrow waist, and healthy chest. She's also voiced by a competent VA (same as Liara's from Mass Effect).
She has a tomboy personality, as she's quite fond of hiking and camping, but she's not insufferable about it. She's also as devout as this game would allow for and expresses worry for what all this "Elvez Wuz Godz" **** is implying about her Andrastian (Christianity analogy) religion.

I'm gonna be real, I have a little video game character crush on Harding , I think she's mega cute, voice, looks and everything.

Don't @me

[Marcus]

But the funniest part is that nobody ever refers to Traash by anything other than "they."

Might be because in many countries of the west you actually get thrown in prison if you "misgender" someone. So you have to police your own thoughts 24/7 - that includes video game characters otherwise you might slip up with actual humans.

[UltraFan123]

I saw the video of Peter Griffin on Veilguard and there's apparently a scene where that ginger midget says "I'm going to kiss you!" somewhat enthusiastically, like a little bit too much.

Perhaps that scene only triggers if you are actively trying the romance, but if it's just story-locked regardless of romance choice then that's yet another example of how the freaks don't care that much about consent, which is creepy.

[1998]

Finished DA:O, I am sad

[rusty_shackleford]

Finished DA:O, I am sad

Main reason I don't want to replay it is I know there will never be any continuation after the DLC.

[Nooneatall]

I saw the video of Peter Griffin on Veilguard and there's apparently a scene where that ginger midget says "I'm going to kiss you!" somewhat enthusiastically, like a little bit too much.

Perhaps that scene only triggers if you are actively trying the romance, but if it's just story-locked regardless of romance choice then that's yet another example of how the freaks don't care that much about consent, which is creepy.

Consent is gay ****. That's the best way to get a womans pussy to dry right up

[1998]

Finished DA:O, I am sad

Main reason I don't want to replay it is I know there will never be any continuation after the DLC.

Yeah, I mean few games develop into a great franchise or whatnot, but **** this one had true potential and they followed up with some weird stand-alone DLC, a single-player MMO and Woke RPG.

[rusty_shackleford]

and they followed up with some weird stand-alone DLC,

I liked the DLCs, you should give them a play if you haven't.
Witch Hunt follows Awakening, btw.

[1998]

and they followed up with some weird stand-alone DLC,

I liked the DLCs, you should give them a play if you haven't.
Witch Hunt follows Awakening, btw.

Oh, I was referring to DA2

[Rand]

did you have extremely hard time trying to decide who are you going to romance between no binary Trash, ***** redditor, ginger midget and sand ****** in her forties with flat chest? :weeb:

The ginger midget is actually the best companion/love interest of the lot, both physically and personality-wise.
Firstly, she's white, has freckles, red hair, and green eyes. She has fantasy dwarf proportions and not IRL ones; her arms and legs aren't short. She has wide hips, narrow waist, and healthy chest. She's also voiced by a competent VA (same as Liara's from Mass Effect).
She has a tomboy personality, as she's quite fond of hiking and camping, but she's not insufferable about it. She's also as devout as this game would allow for and expresses worry for what all this "Elvez Wuz Godz" **** is implying about her Andrastian (Christianity analogy) religion.

The Stockholm syndrome is strong with this one! (Sorry, could not resist)

Guess it's natural to look for something positive amid self-torturing but, man, it's painful to watch!

Lace Harding is the only marginally aesthtically pleasing decent female companion in the game.
(And she's mogged in attractiveness by random shopkeepers...)

[logincrash]

Just got to the Taash's coming out dinner scene. You know, this game really made me emphasize with the non-binary folk. I wanna ******* kill myself now.

[1998]

Just got to the Taash's coming out dinner scene. You know, this game really made me emphasize with the non-binary folk. I wanna ******* kill myself now.

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

[Tweed]

Just got to the Taash's coming out dinner scene. You know, this game really made me emphasize with the non-binary folk. I wanna ******* kill myself now.

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

The same thing that's redeemable about every slop game. Memes.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Just got to the Taash's coming out dinner scene. You know, this game really made me emphasize with the non-binary folk. I wanna ******* kill myself now.

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

Some of the soundtrack is decent ( still very mediocre).Specifically the track “Not the chosen Hero”

[1998]

Just got to the Taash's coming out dinner scene. You know, this game really made me emphasize with the non-binary folk. I wanna ******* kill myself now.

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

Some of the soundtrack is decent ( still very mediocre).Specifically the track “Not the chosen Hero”

Without context that's actually quite decent...

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

Some of the soundtrack is decent ( still very mediocre).Specifically the track “Not the chosen Hero”

Without context that's actually quite decent...

Easily the best track in a absolute dumpster fire of a game.

[rusty_shackleford]

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

Some of the soundtrack is decent ( still very mediocre).Specifically the track “Not the chosen Hero”

Without context that's actually quite decent...

context: dark fantasy series set in early medieval england/ireland

[logincrash]

Is there anything redeemable about this gayme, even in the slightest?

No.
Literally the only good thing about this game is how good the hair looks, thanks to the Hairworks thing from nVidia. It's like if Witcher 3 had every NPCs hair looking as good as Geralt's on Ultra graphics settings.
Everything else ranges from mediocre to abysmal.
The most offensive thing is the ****** propaganda, then the LA demographics, then all the brutal lore murder-rape.
Graphics are fine, but the art style is ******* trash. The OST is forgettable. Voice acting goes from decent to literal-whos-off-the-street reading the lines like they're seeing the written word for the first time in their life.
Gameplay is nothing like the previous games. It's very action-y with reaction time being more important than your character build.
Basically, don't play it at all. Don't even bother pirating. It's not worth neither the disk space nor the Internet bandwidth, nevermind actual money.
DAO is the only game in the Dragon Age universe. This is worse than fanfic tier. Hell, this game is the ending of Game of Thrones level terrible. Playing anything other than DAO will only lead to disappointment.

[1998]

Some of the soundtrack is decent ( still very mediocre).Specifically the track “Not the chosen Hero”

Without context that's actually quite decent...

context: dark fantasy series set in early medieval england/ireland

[Reichspepe]

Finished DA:O, I am sad

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

[Rand]

goes from decent to literal-whos-off-the-street reading the lines like they're seeing the written word for the first time in their life.

Nice.