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rusty_shackleford wrote: April 2nd, 2026, 19:04
elden ring is worse, I don't even have to play this to know it
Why. That game looks more fun than this imho and I'm not even into soulslop
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I wanted to play it until I saw more posts defending it from criticism than anything else
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After seeing a bunch of gay guys call it slop I'm back in
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Oyster Sauce wrote: April 3rd, 2026, 23:26
After seeing a bunch of gay guys call it slop I'm back in
good that was my plan all along to get the contrarians here :cool:
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I am familiar with countless games this ****** hates, what does he actually enjoy besides farming zoomers for ad money?
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The bosses of this game are garbage, seriously they are bad and clearly influenced by Souls like slop garbage, by choreography likes.

The damage Souls Likes have done to gaming is IRREPARABLE.

Crimson Desert TRASH boss design - Souls Likes have done IRREPARABLE DAMAGE to gaming
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There's legitimately no way this ******* guy is still posting new 20 minute long seethe videos 2 weeks after launch

Unreal. I think the only game to buckbreak me this hard was FF12 when I was a teen
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methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:07
I am familiar with countless games this ****** hates, what does he actually enjoy besides farming zoomers for ad money?
I dunno I have ADHS and the attention span of a bird I can only watch 10sec clips.
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Vaako wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:20
methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:07
I am familiar with countless games this ****** hates, what does he actually enjoy besides farming zoomers for ad money?
I dunno I have ADHS and the attention span of a bird I can only watch 10sec clips.
Makes sense why you'd hate this game then ;)
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methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:18
There's legitimately no way this ******* guy is still posting new 20 minute long seethe videos 2 weeks after launch

Unreal. I think the only game to buckbreak me this hard was FF12 when I was a teen
Whats the matter ****** FANATIC? mad that someone criticizes your favorite game pussy *** mother ******?
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methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:20
Vaako wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:20
methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:07


I am familiar with countless games this ****** hates, what does he actually enjoy besides farming zoomers for ad money?
I dunno I have ADHS and the attention span of a bird I can only watch 10sec clips.
Makes sense why you'd hate this game then ;)
hate is an emotion I dont have those.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:22
methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:18
There's legitimately no way this ******* guy is still posting new 20 minute long seethe videos 2 weeks after launch

Unreal. I think the only game to buckbreak me this hard was FF12 when I was a teen
Whats the matter ****** FANATIC? mad that someone criticizes your favorite game pussy *** mother ******?
Yes, I, a man who has had a fun and enjoyable time playing a video game every day since launch, is the mad one. Not the guy still making rants for a dozen viewers about a game he hates weeks after launch.
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B-but muh ebin video with my turd world accent ******** on the game you liek!11111!!! owned you and the devs
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Oh look at this pair of ****** FANATICS being mad at someone making a video about a game they like, why don't you go to a room together you pair of ******* **** suckers?
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The only thing I'm mad about is being subjected to 3 seconds of your accent when you post a video before I CTRL+W at lightning speed
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If this game is killing "gameplay loops" I'm all fir it.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:51
Oh look at this pair of ****** FANATICS being mad at someone making a video about a game they like, why don't you go to a room together you pair of ******* **** suckers?
They aren't fanatics for simply enjoying a game. You're being ********.
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methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:58
The only thing I'm mad about is being subjected to 3 seconds of your accent when you post a video before I CTRL+W at lightning speed
Nobody is forcing you to watch inbred, if you go and click on my videos that's on you ******, or my mind controlling powers are that good?

"WOA I HATE THIS PIECE OF **** IT TASTE AWFUL.... LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER BITE.... EEEEWWW IT ******* TASTES AWFUL!!!.... LET ME TRY AGAIN..."

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Breathe wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:06
NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:51
Oh look at this pair of ****** FANATICS being mad at someone making a video about a game they like, why don't you go to a room together you pair of ******* **** suckers?
They aren't fanatics for simply enjoying a game. You're being ********.
Yes they are for being butt hurt and acting like ******* sectarians the moment someone criticizes their game.
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NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:06
methoxetamine wrote: April 4th, 2026, 00:58
The only thing I'm mad about is being subjected to 3 seconds of your accent when you post a video before I CTRL+W at lightning speed
Nobody is forcing you to watch
Yeah and thank **** for that
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NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:06
"WOA I HATE THIS PIECE OF **** IT TASTE AWFUL.... LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER BITE.... EEEEWWW IT ******* TASTES AWFUL!!!.... LET ME TRY AGAIN..."
This is you making your videos tho
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Oyster Sauce wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:07
NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:06
"WOA I HATE THIS PIECE OF **** IT TASTE AWFUL.... LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER BITE.... EEEEWWW IT ******* TASTES AWFUL!!!.... LET ME TRY AGAIN..."
This is you making your videos tho
Not at all, I said from the beginning that I like Crimson Desert, only inbreeds don't understand that, but at launch the controls were awful and I made a video about it, the developers have improved the controls a lot so I don't think the game controls are that bad anymore and the game overall has improved as a result, but I also happen to hate overly difficult bosses that mimic souls like bosses so of course I will complain about it on my channel because that channel is where I give my opinions, it's the purpose of the channel.

You can like something and dislike some parts of it, you don't have to be a ******* blind folded FANATIC that has to blindly like everything, if you guys want to be like that go ahead ****** but I am not an NPC, I have real opinions.
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Sure pedro sure. The devs had to make the controls easier because ******* like you can't even handle using multiple buttons at the same time. Maybe they should make a "Press A to Win" button just for you and the journos. Also funny how you say
>acting like ******* sectarians the moment someone criticizes their game.
******. The game literally lives rent-******* free in your head, so much so that weeks after it came out you still make butthurt videos about it
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HEADGEAR VISIBILITY
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NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:11
Oyster Sauce wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:07
NezahualDoomer wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:06
"WOA I HATE THIS PIECE OF **** IT TASTE AWFUL.... LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER BITE.... EEEEWWW IT ******* TASTES AWFUL!!!.... LET ME TRY AGAIN..."
This is you making your videos tho
Not at all, I said from the beginning that I like Crimson Desert, only inbreeds don't understand that, but at launch the controls were awful and I made a video about it, the developers have improved the controls a lot so I don't think the game controls are that bad anymore and the game overall has improved as a result, but I also happen to hate overly difficult bosses that mimic souls like bosses so of course I will complain about it on my channel because that channel is where I give my opinions, it's the purpose of the channel.

You can like something and dislike some parts of it, you don't have to be a ******* blind folded FANATIC that has to blindly like everything, if you guys want to be like that go ahead ****** but I am not an NPC, I have real opinions.
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Finarfin wrote: April 4th, 2026, 01:49
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The exact quote is "a cynical amalgamation of borrowed mechanics."

He's not wrong, in my opinion. From the videos I've seen, Crimson Desert looks like an offline MMO w/ 10 years worth of added DLC (systems). It's as if they took Black Desert Online and made it single-player. And yeah, many of the mechanics are blatantly lifted from older games. Crimson Desert seems like a mindlessly fun, albeit unoriginal, sandbox game.