Stormcloaks or Imperials?

[rusty_shackleford]

This has still never been proven btw

Hjalti Early-Beard.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ulrich_Leland

Leland is an IRL Irish surname.

[Vergil]

Hjalti Early-Beard.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ulrich_Leland

Leland is an IRL Irish surname.

The point was the given name but sure
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Frizkav_Brutya

[rusty_shackleford]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ulrich_Leland

Leland is an IRL Irish surname.

The point was the given name but sure
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Frizkav_Brutya

Made up name.
Why are you ignoring that 99.99% of names in all the games correspond to the race?

[rusty_shackleford]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Tiber_Septim

Race Nord

oh no no no no no

completely, irrevocably btfo

"it… it doesn't count!!!"
official TES game

[Vergil]

Leland is an IRL Irish surname.

The point was the given name but sure
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Frizkav_Brutya

Made up name.
Why are you ignoring that 99.99% of names in all the games correspond to the race?

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Kastus_Sintav

[Vergil]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Tiber_Septim

Same game that lets men get pregnant, so, if that's the hill you wanna die on right now by all means brotha

[rusty_shackleford]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Tiber_Septim

Same game that lets men get pregnant, so, if that's the hill you wanna die on right now by all means brotha

Do they make insulin for copium resistance?

[Vergil]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Castles:Tiber_Septim

Same game that lets men get pregnant, so, if that's the hill you wanna die on right now by all means brotha

Do they make insulin for copium resistance?

So do you also think mpreg exists in TES? I didn't know it was an omegaverse franchise....

[rusty_shackleford]

Same game that lets men get pregnant, so, if that's the hill you wanna die on right now by all means brotha

Do they make insulin for copium resistance?

So do you also think mpreg exists in TES? I didn't know it was an omegaverse franchise....

You're going to cite c0da next as the "TRVE LORE!!!!!"

[Vergil]

Do they make insulin for copium resistance?

So do you also think mpreg exists in TES? I didn't know it was an omegaverse franchise....

You're going to cite c0da next as the "TRVE LORE!!!!!"

He's lost his composure, it's so over rusty rascals

[Vergil]

The alleged "nord" Tiber/Hjalti directly contradicts his appearance in TES Legends btw.
Not that either game is really a strong source for what's canon lul

[rusty_shackleford]

elfmutt lover is having a complete breakdown because the one true god is 200% pure Man

[ArcaneLurker]

I never understood why Bretons are smaller when High Elves are the tallest and Bretons are supposed to have some Altmer ancestry.

[rusty_shackleford]

I never understood why Bretons are smaller when High Elves are the tallest and Bretons are supposed to have some Altmer ancestry.

because bretons being elfmutts was another one of kirkbride's cuckold fantasy retcons

ironically most of the lore used to claim tiber septim is breton would mean he's still not an elf, because bretons weren't elfmutts in daggerfall

[Vergil]

I never understood why Bretons are smaller when High Elves are the tallest and Bretons are supposed to have some Altmer ancestry.

It's a holdover from old lore

[ArcaneLurker]

I never understood why Bretons are smaller when High Elves are the tallest and Bretons are supposed to have some Altmer ancestry.

because bretons being elfmutts was another one of kirkbride's cuckold fantasy retcons

ironically most of the lore used to claim tiber septim is breton would mean he's still not an elf, because bretons weren't elfmutts in daggerfall

That guy can't stop it with the interspecies stuff.

It'd be more fun if that's just what the Elves told the Bretons, in order to manipulate them.

[Oyster Sauce]

This sucks

[WaterMage]

I never understood why Bretons are smaller when High Elves are the tallest and Bretons are supposed to have some Altmer ancestry.

Yes. IMO Bretons should be as tall as Nords. Imperials and Redguards should be smaller.

[Vergil]

Half elves are a staple of fantasy settings I dont think this needs to be a culture war thing

[rusty_shackleford]

Half elves are a staple of fantasy settings I dont think this needs to be a culture war thing

elfmutt hands typed this post

[Vergil]

Half elves are a staple of fantasy settings I dont think this needs to be a culture war thing

elfmutt hands typed this post

Big Breton **** ****** this user's wife

[Ligrev]

Vergil and Rusty bickering like an old married couple. Classic RPGHQ.

[rusty_shackleford]

Half elves are a staple of fantasy settings I dont think this needs to be a culture war thing

elfmutt hands typed this post

Big Breton **** ****** this user's wife

You need to delete all the porn on your drive and install a pornblock firewall

[Ligrev]

Tiber being breton also works a lot better thematically with Talos, the ascended god of man, being made up of the three races of man (Imperial/Nede-Zurin Arctus), (Nord-Wulfharth), and (Breton-Hjalti/Tiber).

:weeb:

[rusty_shackleford]

He's nord, simple as. Good enough for me ancestor good enough for me.

[rusty_shackleford]

"uhh no the guy with the nord first name and last name born in an area historically controlled by nords is AKSHUALLY a breton. My source? some ******** on reddit citing non-canonical kirkbride circlejerk material"

[Mordred]

i vote imperials. they kinda reming me of ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.

The Nords are strong but they are a bit stupid and not very evolved. I do not thinkt they would end up as a slave race but more like being absorbed as equals into the empire and getting a bit more civilized on the way

[Vergil]

elfmutt hands typed this post

Big Breton **** ****** this user's wife

You need to delete all the porn on your drive and install a pornblock firewall

I don't save porn to my computer.

[Vergil]

"uhh no the guy with the nord first name and last name born in an area historically controlled by nords is AKSHUALLY a breton. My source? some ******** on reddit citing non-canonical kirkbride circlejerk material"

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[rusty_shackleford]

i vote imperials. they kinda reming me of ww2 germans/romans by conquering and bringing civilization to the lower races.

The Nords are strong but they are a bit stupid and not very evolved. I do not thinkt they would end up as a slave race but more like being absorbed as equals into the empire and getting a bit more civilized on the way

The imperials are nords, some of them decided to blanda upp and became mutts. The colovians, from which the bulk of the empire's fighting force other than nords comes from, essentially are the same as nords.