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She wasn't this ******* disgusting in the first gameplay reveal they showed long ago. Looks like Sweet Baby Inc. did its job again.
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"El Goblina de la Americas" etc etc.
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That's a man.
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I want one of those insane Elsa Dentistry games except you shave the beards and cut the skin tags off of modern female characters

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Oyster Sauce wrote: April 9th, 2024, 21:59
I want one of those insane Elsa Dentistry games except you shave the beards and cut the skin tags off of modern female characters

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saddest part of the ubisoft debacle is they're french and the french were mostly unaffected by this until recently due to having a very insular culture
I assume it's because ubisoft is really globohomo now too tho
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Edit: Now I know what bugs me about it. She looks like Peter Pan, lmao. (Also, apologies about the negative space; I was busy at work and had no time to find something more suitable.)
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Reminds me of Henry Cavil, idk why. Also I’m not a Star Wars nerd is it supposed to be a human?
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StudiedAsleep wrote: April 11th, 2024, 00:20
Reminds me of Henry Cavil, idk why. Also I’m not a Star Wars nerd is it supposed to be a human?
If I didn't know better, I'd think she was supposed to be an Elder Scrolls wood elf.
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weird how they had no issues doing it until 2016

completely unrelated, this is the dragon age inquisition concept art for Cassandra where they explicitly made her manlier:
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rusty_shackleford wrote: April 11th, 2024, 02:08
weird how they had no issues doing it until 2016

completely unrelated, this is the dragon age inquisition concept art for Cassandra where they explicitly made her manlier:
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This is Cassandra from DA2:
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amusingly enough Gaider has gone on record as saying his main desire for a remake of DA:O is so he can make Morrigan look less mannish, i.e. have shoulders that aren't "so much like a linebacker" and that'd he'd like to pretty her up a bit more. This caught him a bit of flak from the zoomer SJWs following his twitter account as current libtards abhor the idea of a feminine-looking woman.

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Friendly reminder to poop, flush, wipe, flush, wipe, and flush. Don't wait to flush and clog the toilet.
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Hell have no fury like a BPD liberal white woman scorned. They just can not deal with men finding women, even fictional women, other then them attractive. Just like with women in real life, BPD liberal white women have to tear down and destroy other women in order to make themselves look better in comparison. Letting these women into the industry is perhaps one of the biggest mistakes any industry has made in the past 100 years.
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RangerBoo wrote: April 11th, 2024, 06:42
Hell have no fury like a BPD liberal white woman scorned. They just can not deal with men finding women, even fictional women, other then them attractive. Just like with women in real life, BPD liberal white women have to tear down and destroy other women in order to make themselves look better in comparison. Letting these women into the industry is perhaps one of the biggest mistakes any industry has made in the past 100 years.
they actually hire mostly lesbians on top positions and lower strata vags conform to whatever they and culture say to do.

as long as **** and lesbians are allowed in gayming industry cough @Slavic cumguzzler cough it will be trash.
purchasing power would also have to be removed from **** and ***** as well as even if they are minority with deep wallets they can deform all art medias.

ideally there would like lqbt movement but opposite; any *** **** would be mincrafted on sight.
i wonder how many **** will walk in open with makeup once police state that protects them crumbles

btw, @Vergil do u wear choker when walk gay streets of paris?
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Apparently this guy is a former artist for riot that got fired for repeatedly being told to make characters more attractive after making them ugly back before riot went full pozz
he'd also argue with fans on the forums about why the female characters shouldn't be "eye candy"

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Came across an article by a developer that's essentially every ugly modern woman in video games compiled into one post
https://badspot.us/Ugly-on-Purpose.html
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maidenhaver wrote: April 11th, 2024, 04:28
Friendly reminder to poop, flush, wipe, flush, wipe, and flush. Don't wait to flush and clog the toilet.
Older toilets hardly ever clogged.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: April 11th, 2024, 18:14
Came across an article by a developer that's essentially every ugly modern woman in video games compiled into one post
https://badspot.us/Ugly-on-Purpose.html
Abby is the most jarring female character I've ever seen. She has arms that rival the Gears of War cast.
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Reminder that Aloy has an unlockable outfit with visible **** stains and pubes poking through her panties in the base, unmodded first game.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: April 11th, 2024, 20:52
Reminder that Aloy has an unlockable outfit with visible **** stains and pubes poking through her panties in the base, unmodded first game.
Could you provide some "evidence", you know, for science? :D
Cause I don't remember THAT...
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I can't even read. I just know woman ugly
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