Baldur's Gate 3

[Nooneatall]

Karlach pegs you, so you're a ******.

*sigh* Y’all really need to learn what the Amazon position is. A woman being on top or using the Amazon position isn’t pegging. If you can’t handle a tall woman with a bit of muscle riding you that’s your problem.

She’s a genuine sweetheart who by rights should be one of the most annoyingly angsty characters of the bunch. Instead she’s determined to use her newfound freedom to enjoy life and make other’s lives a bit better before she burns up - y’all are just mean.

You must love modern marvel series

@Roguey
We found a friend for you to talk about how much you love ******** with.

[buttfucker 3000]

Why are you in the Baldur's Gate 3 thread, I have heard this game only allows you to be pegged and have gay cuckhold sex with bears

Karlach pegs you, so you're a ******.

*sigh* Y’all really need to learn what the Amazon position is. A woman being on top or using the Amazon position isn’t pegging. If you can’t handle a tall woman with a bit of muscle riding you that’s your problem.

She’s a genuine sweetheart who by rights should be one of the most annoyingly angsty characters of the bunch. Instead she’s determined to use her newfound freedom to enjoy life and make other’s lives a bit better before she burns up - y’all are just mean.

Didn't her VA come out and say "Um akchtually she's pegging you"?

Also, she literally takes her finger and dilates your ******* so she can fit her monster horse **** inside you.

[TheEmptyRoad]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

[Oyster Sauce]

I'm not an expert on being fisted, but I know where penises and vaginas are on the body and I can verify that they are definitely not having sex in that scene where the guy is arching his back and clenching the sheets with his legs up in the air

[Acrux]

The absolute state of RPG discussion. "Well, who am I supposed to romance, then?"

How about no romances and playing real RPGs - not these dating simulators designed for women.

[TheEmptyRoad]

The absolute state of RPG discussion. "Well, who am I supposed to romance, then?"

How about no romances and playing real RPGs - not these dating simulators designed for women.

Ah yes, because going on adventures and facing danger together while having each other’s backs in a fight…that NEVER leads to anything.

It has gotten a bit too soap opera-y though.

[Acrux]

So you think all soldiers are *******? Interesting.

[TheEmptyRoad]

Not at all what I was saying, just that in situations like that it would not be unheard of for romance to bloom among adventuring companions.

I think it should remain an option, though less soap-opera-y and with much less just thrown in your face. Subtlety and nuance are hard to find in modern media.

[Oldtimer]

The absolute state of RPG discussion. "Well, who am I supposed to romance, then?"

How about no romances and playing real RPGs - not these dating simulators designed for women.

Not a bad suggestion actually - or at least tone down the sex scenes (DA:O did it **** well). That aside, yes, having mixed parties with no romantic or sexy subplot would be a welcome change of pace.

[Anon]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

[Vergil]

Why are you in the Baldur's Gate 3 thread, I have heard this game only allows you to be pegged and have gay cuckhold sex with bears

Karlach pegs you, so you're a ******.

*sigh* Y’all really need to learn what the Amazon position is. A woman being on top or using the Amazon position isn’t pegging. If you can’t handle a tall woman with a bit of muscle riding you that’s your problem.

She’s a genuine sweetheart who by rights should be one of the most annoyingly angsty characters of the bunch. Instead she’s determined to use her newfound freedom to enjoy life and make other’s lives a bit better before she burns up - y’all are just mean.

lol this ***** gets pegged

[Roguey]

@Roguey
We found a friend for you to talk about how much you love ******** with.

Karlach's not my type, way too masculine. I have no interest in being topped either.

[Nooneatall]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

Bro it's fine just admit you're a ****** who enjoys anal *** sex. There's tons of **** on this forum, there's even a homo list you can get added to.

[TheEmptyRoad]

[Vergil]

"Yea, safe horny reddit sexuality thread, you know that cope you've been looking for? Listen to this!"

[Nooneatall]

"Yea, safe horny reddit sexuality thread, you know that cope you've been looking for? Listen to this!"

It's a really great way to let everyone know you are a sex pest/ pervert without explicity saying it though.
"I just really like masculine bodies guys. But only if it's a woman! I'm not gay! If you don't like it you have a small penis or are afraid or something..."

[fkirenicus]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

How on earth did this Aether or kwatitsname get this to become a death threat to her/him/it/them/szsorero/kwioaroerpwoa/nnnnnuuuuuuuuhhhh (or whatever pronoun is hot today)?
It is gross, ugly and perhaps (read: probably meant to be) mean - but a personal threat of violence/death threat?? Some of these wokists tend to think the sun orbits them, rather the other way around, indeed...

[TKVNC]

There's not necessarily anything wrong with women with muscles, I mean when they look like Ronald here:


then it's a bit silly.

However, that has nothing to do with Karlach ******* you in the ***. Stop coping, and admit it, you're a ***.

[BLofbr]

Interesting there was supposed to be a game called Baldur's Gate III: The Black Hound, but got cancelled 2003, https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki ... lack_Hound

Instead we got something not even Baldurs gate but a ****** remake or something.
ill just redo this.

[Oldtimer]

Interesting there was supposed to be a game called Baldur's Gate III: The Black Hound, but got cancelled 2003, https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki ... lack_Hound

Instead we got something not even Baldurs gate but a ****** remake or something.
ill just redo this.

Well, technically neither Baldur's Gate 3 or Black Hound are or were actual Baldur's Gate games, they are just set in the same realm.

[BLofbr]

Interesting there was supposed to be a game called Baldur's Gate III: The Black Hound, but got cancelled 2003, https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki ... lack_Hound

Instead we got something not even Baldurs gate but a ****** remake or something.
ill just redo this.

Well, technically neither Baldur's Gate 3 or Black Hound are or were actual Baldur's Gate games, they are just set in the same realm.

So we will never get a good sequel to the two bg games.

[fkirenicus]

So we will never get a good sequel to the two bg games.

There wasn't really anything to pursue after ToB anyway, yes? In the Bhaalspawn saga, I mean.

What Larian has produced is per se a good game, and I like D&D 5th edition and how they have implemented it, but their political statements I really can do without. And it ain't Baldur's Gate really, no.

[Anon]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

How on earth did this Aether or kwatitsname get this to become a death threat to her/him/it/them/szsorero/kwioaroerpwoa/nnnnnuuuuuuuuhhhh (or whatever pronoun is hot today)?
It is gross, ugly and perhaps (read: probably meant to be) mean - but a personal threat of violence/death threat?? Some of these wokists tend to think the sun orbits them, rather the other way around, indeed...

It's as I said, for ****** any **** is a death threat.

[gastovski]

im on neverending act3 doing every quest while being level 12 forever. god this time could have been so much better i think act3 has the most content yet so boring.

[pokafox]

im on neverending act3 doing every quest while being level 12 forever. god this time could have been so much better i think act3 has the most content yet so boring.

There are mods to level higher that work well. Was max level almost immediately after entering Act 3 as well.

Was almost completely done exploring all of Act 3 but never finished the game though. Despite the horrible performance, the Baldur's Gate areas were literally the only point in the game where I finally felt kinda immersed in a universe because the neverending ******** story cutscenes stopped and it finally stopped feeling like I was watching Netflix the RPG instead of playing a **** game.

I was also steamrolling everything so bad it wasn't even fun. Which to be fair was true for my entire playthrough. And I was playing a pure sword & board paladin of all things.

I honestly can't understand how anyone actually into RPGs for a reasonable amount of years can say the game is good. I gave it 170 hours so obviously it's not all bad. I would even say it could have been amazing. But the story sucks. The narrative sucks. The immersion sucks. The dialogues suck. The difficulty sucks. The optimization sucks. It's constantly virtue signaling in your face. It's 200% proudly degenerate. It's unfinished. It's hacked and pieced together in a way that feels they merged 3 different games by different writers and teams together.

The very base frame is good. Great even. The core of the story sucks and is anti-choice by design but it's Larian as usual. DOS1/2 are the same but have a coherency even in their mediocre aspects and mastery in their progression that makes them good games. The final version of BG3 feels more like the raped cadaver of what could have been a great game.

Maybe modders will eventually fix even the restrictive story. I could play it again 5 years from now, co-op, heavily modded and without a single legacy character alive except Minsc and Jaheira.

[J-12]

All of that is true. Game is incredibly mediocre, but at least the combat has that monkey's brain neuron activation elements to it, it's pretty impressive they managed to cram the entire 5e character building/progression into a videogame.

I honestly can't understand how anyone actually into RPGs for a reasonable amount of years can say the game is good. I gave it 170 hours so obviously it's not all bad. I would even say it could have been amazing. But the story sucks. The narrative sucks. The immersion sucks. The dialogues suck. The difficulty sucks. The optimization sucks. It's constantly virtue signaling in your face. It's 200% proudly degenerate. It's unfinished. It's hacked and pieced together in a way that feels they merged 3 different games by different writers and teams together.

[Vergil]

im on neverending act3 doing every quest while being level 12 forever. god this time could have been so much better i think act3 has the most content yet so boring.

I know I've said it before but Baldur's Gate really needed to be a reoccurring central location that you go into different areas from and return to. By the time you get there you're already getting kind of fatigued of the game, are probably max level with your gear pretty much figured out, and being pulled in like 10 directions all at once makes you want to do none of it.
It wouldn't be so bad if it was a hub that had the quests broken up piecemeal as you went through the acts and you would do quests here and there as you returned to town to trade or complete other quests.

[A Chinese opium den]

So you think all soldiers are *******? Interesting.

Please understand he is probably an American, it would be fair of him to assume all soldiers are ******* then.

[Magick]

Ooof, tough crowd, are my feelings supposed to be hurt?

Intimidated by the big red woman? Feel inferior to barbarians? Am I to massacre tieflings and Druids to get the true chad waifu Mommy Minty? How about the edgy goth with the plot McGuffin? Or the alien with something to prove? I’ll take my big strong sweetheart thank you very much.

And for the record no, I don’t like modern Marvel series, Marvel’s been **** for years.

Also, Karlach ain’t got no ****, y’all dumb.

Yes, I will die on this hill, lol.

Edit: You would know more about that than I Buttfucker3000. VA’s aren’t writers anyway.

Rusty has already huffed all the copium supply. Are you sure you can manage?

[ArcaneLurker]

Mizora, you're cucking Wyll, and yes he's a ******, but that's pretty ****** behaviour from you.

Wyll is practically her slave, so I don't know how you worked that one out.