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Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:30
****, Vergil. Envy green doesnt suit you really well :lol:
I throw rocks at and kill Halsin :Inspector:
Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:30
Kaidan, Mass Effect 3 (I maybe played it for like 20h)
I always thought it was annoying they randomly made him gay so that if you be a bro in ME1 and save him he suddenly is begging for you to **** him up his *** *** out of nowhere in ME3.
I'm just stating the facts.
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Anon wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:32
Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:30
Anon wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:11


Yeah I really envy you, must be awesome having Gale, Wyll and Halsin as your options :goldfish:
Gale, Halsin, and Astarion

Wyll is a negro.
He gets killed on sight and forgotten about :read:
I forgot about Astarion lol

Why not use Wylls of Toril?
Maybe one day
Vergil wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:34
Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:30
****, Vergil. Envy green doesnt suit you really well :lol:
I throw rocks at and kill Halsin :Inspector:
I allowed my Dark Urge to kill Astarion I romanced :smug:
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Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:48
I allowed my Dark Urge to kill Astarion I romanced :smug:
I'm just stating the facts.
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The best way to kill Halsin is when he ambushes you after you exterminate the grove. You can make him even more mad and then kill him
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We have a literal ****** in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal ****** in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
r/rpghq

I like Lotte.
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal ****** in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
Slavic doesn't try to spread gay porn in the forum, why would anyone have any issue with him?
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games.
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
Yea call us redditors because as you know people HATE posting porn on reddit! :D

I see you finally got brave enough to return to the discussion shouldn't you be busy figuring out how you're gonna broach this topic with your priest and whether to do it tomorrow or Sunday? :Inspector:
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal ****** in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
Your pfp is showing hair, where is her veil?

Hold on, let me fetch the stones.
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Didn't know Vergil was some sort of gang leader btw, we always learn something new with the coomers in this forum
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Anon wrote: March 29th, 2024, 22:02
Didn't know Vergil was some sort of gang leader btw, we always learn something new with the coomers in this forum
Come on don't you know I'm the leader of an IRC/Discord chat where I summon all of you to support me in arguments? :goldfish:
Isn't she a bit too old for you anyway?
aweigh wrote: March 20th, 2024, 20:10
The #1 porn category is 'teen'. 'Nuff said. Men want to **** hot busty teen sluts with tight cunny. This is as normal and natural as apple pie. Sure you can split hairs (heh) about what the cutoff age is, 14, 15, 16, but we all want to **** a hot teen slut.

HOWEVER!

We can't do this, we'd get in trouble for it. And if *we* can't do it then sure as **** I'm not going to allow some ******* ***** to do it either. **** that *****, ******* ****, I'd love to smash her face in. THROW HER *** IN JAIL. This ******* piece of ****. Jail the kids she ****** too... they committed the crime of ******* an ugly roastie. MAXIMUM SENTENCE.

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Honestly, I just killed Halsin because I hate druids and banged Minthara, went the evil path with Shadowheart and banged her, and then also banged the female Drow prostitute for good measure. Then I romance Minthara.
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Anon wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:57
KnightoftheWind wrote: March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal ****** in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
Slavic doesn't try to spread gay porn in the forum, why would anyone have any issue with him?
Thank you, Anon. I appreciate that :oops:
Nammu Archag wrote: March 29th, 2024, 22:12
Honestly, I just killed Halsin because I hate druids and banged Minthara, went the evil path with Shadowheart and banged her, and then also banged the female Drow prostitute for good measure. Then I romance Minthara.
****, gonna call you Archwhore from now on :lol:

Got soft spot for evil ladies?
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Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 22:17
Got soft spot for evil ladies?
I imagine that would make such feats very difficult
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Slavic Sorcerer wrote: March 29th, 2024, 22:17

****, gonna call you Archwhore from now on :lol:

Got soft spot for evil ladies?
Magnetism towards is probably more accurate. If you have a soft spot towards them you will die
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I mean Karlach is the only truly "good" woman, so going for the evil/morally grey ones is the natural course
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the only woman to ever compliment my penis
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is that a tiefling or a wood elf
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Nammu Archag wrote: March 30th, 2024, 01:05
is that a tiefling or a wood elf
Tiefling companion from Neverwinter Nights 2.
I never finished, but she's a likable character as far as I saw.
You may as well not bother replying to my posts if it's to argue anything except concrete facts or your personal opinion. I still probably won't see it.
Reject your retarded-wing political programming and learn to think.
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Rand wrote: March 30th, 2024, 01:48
Nammu Archag wrote: March 30th, 2024, 01:05
is that a tiefling or a wood elf
Tiefling companion from Neverwinter Nights 2.
I never finished, but she's a likable character as far as I saw.
weird seeing a tiefling that isn't a red or blue or yellow abomination
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Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
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Oyster Sauce wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
What kind of mods were you installing?
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:11
Oyster Sauce wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
What kind of mods were you installing?
I swear Kelly has a line about being a free use slut for any crew member who needs to get off, for morale purposes.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:18
rusty_shackleford wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:11
Oyster Sauce wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
What kind of mods were you installing?
I swear Kelly has a line about being a free use slut for any crew member who needs to get off, for morale purposes.
Remember when Mass Effect 1 had an actively religious Christian crew member who you could show your support of her faith and then the series avoided religion almost entirely?
I'm just stating the facts.
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Vergil wrote: March 30th, 2024, 05:22
Remember when Mass Effect 1 had an actively religious Christian crew member who you could show your support of her faith and then the series avoided religion almost entirely?
That's the one thing I liked about Ashley. Shame there were pretty much no other moments in the trilogy where Shepard could express things like that. Ryder can in Andromeda at least, when talking to Suvi. It's nice.