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wndrbr wrote: March 28th, 2024, 02:55
Nammu Archag wrote: March 28th, 2024, 02:44
3. This was not used in any marketing and you have to go out of your way to see her like this.
I'd rather see a marketing material with a scantily-clad woman, than a marketing material with gay bear sex.
Why does it have to be an either or decision :scratch:
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Nammu Archag wrote: March 28th, 2024, 02:44
KnightoftheWind wrote: March 28th, 2024, 00:16
Nammu Archag wrote: March 27th, 2024, 22:41
Average McDonald's cashier
► Show Spoiler
Paragon of feminine beauty
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you ******* just like **** sex dolls
It's funny, that Shadowheart pic you posted is more "coomerbait" than the girl from Stellar Blade, yet you suddenly don't see a problem with it. How interesting. Also, Shadowheart doesn't compare to the cast from Witcher 3, despite being comparable graphically to that game.
1. I put it behind a spoiler
2. A girl in underwear who's typically appropriately dressed is different from playing as a **** prostitute wearing a skinsuit which is the central point of said game. Context is key and something that low IQ swarths have a problem understanding :scratch:
3. This was not used in any marketing and you have to go out of your way to see her like this.
4. Stellar babe still looks like a sex doll
5. You have more in common with ****** than anyone else on this website which says a lot
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for these "points", eh?. The character you seem to prefer and are simping for looks more like a prostitute to me, I dunno. If I showed these two pictures to anyone on the street and asked them which one looks more inappropriate, they'd pick the Shadowheart one 9 times out of 10. And that 1 would probably you, Vergil, or any of the other twitter ******** that are aware of the game. You're simping for a 5/10 video game girl that doesn't even compare to others in recent memory, how sad is that. If you're going to invalidate your autism in one fell swoop, at least make it better 'coombait', am I right my fellow "trads"?.
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wndrbr wrote: March 28th, 2024, 02:55
Nammu Archag wrote: March 28th, 2024, 02:44
3. This was not used in any marketing and you have to go out of your way to see her like this.
I'd rather see a marketing material with a scantily-clad woman, than a marketing material with gay bear sex.
I would hope so
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KnightoftheWind wrote: March 28th, 2024, 03:56
If I showed these two pictures to anyone on the street and asked them which one looks more inappropriate
Why would you ever do that
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For all intents and purposes, Deuteronomy 32:35.

Ultimately, modesty is a virtue.
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TKVNC wrote: March 28th, 2024, 19:01
For all intents and purposes, Deuteronomy 32:35.

Ultimately, modesty is a virtue.
Muslims don't really use the old testament like Christians do. Despite being considered a "religion of the book", they actually… aren't.
Neither is rabbinic Judaism either, fwiw.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 28th, 2024, 19:05
Muslims don't really use the old testament like Christians do. Despite being considered a "religion of the book", they actually… aren't.
Neither is rabbinic Judaism either, fwiw.
Almost as if both are cults that actually have little to do with Abrahamic faith.
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sad seeing you guys getting nagged by vergil into pretending (or admitting) that you have no balls
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 ! Message from: Rusty
User was banned for insulting Shadowcute.
That BG3 thot is a 6/10 on a good day.
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As punishment I'll watch this whole video

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Emphyrio wrote: March 28th, 2024, 20:56
sad seeing you guys getting nagged by vergil into pretending (or admitting) that you have no balls
What's the betesticled position, then? That female characters should wear little?
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Irenaeus wrote: March 29th, 2024, 03:29
As punishment I'll watch this whole video

Actually I think Shart **** would rather you not look into her past...
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I'm just stating the facts.
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Yes Shart is a huge degenerate and that's why I still pick Minthara over her despite Shadowheart being more beautiful
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Vergil wrote: March 29th, 2024, 15:38
Actually I think Shart **** would rather you not look into her past...
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I think the most hilarious part about it is that it was the same writer for Halsin and Shadowheart. You get ****** by the writer. The **** chair really is waiting for you.
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You guys realize she's lying, right?
>c-c-cope

she doesn't have her memories, she can't possibly know what she's saying, she's lying.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 17:29
You guys realize she's lying, right?
>c-c-cope

she doesn't have her memories, she can't possibly know what she's saying, she's lying.
She very much buys a ticket for the Halsin train, and ONLY after you've completed her Romance arc (if google is to be believed).

I have bad news for you Rusty - you have to either sit in the **** chair or murder Halsin.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 17:29
You guys realize she's lying, right?
>c-c-cope

she doesn't have her memories, she can't possibly know what she's saying, she's lying.
Sometimes reality has some unBEARable truths huh
I'm just stating the facts.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 17:29
You guys realize she's lying, right?
>c-c-cope

she doesn't have her memories, she can't possibly know what she's saying, she's lying.
I know it's hard to accept, but you're better off getting pegged by Karlach at this point
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Useful thread to know the members who'd easily let their girlfriend get away with cheating him so far
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I didn't have halsin with me so I don't know anything about that.
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Btw it's pretty telling how shadowheart pretends to be a **** while you try to romance her, easily wants to ditch you if you become a mindflayer, then doesn't want to lose a single opportunity to **** you and to **** other people while you're romancing (and she also doesn't mind you cucking her because she's a degenerate).
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Your fault for being unable to keep your ***** under control I guess :smug:
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Anon wrote: March 29th, 2024, 17:44
Btw it's pretty telling how shadowheart pretends to be a **** while you try to romance her, easily wants to ditch you if you become a mindflayer, then doesn't want to lose a single opportunity to **** you and to **** other people while you're romancing (and she also doesn't mind you cucking her because she's a degenerate).
The only defence for people like Rusty is that given how incongruous the cucking is with the character development arc - there is arguable ground to say it was tacked on fetish bait, or DEI additions later in development.

It's still better to let her die on the nautiloid though, once you understand the truth.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 17:29
You guys realize she's lying, right?
>c-c-cope

she doesn't have her memories, she can't possibly know what she's saying, she's lying.
Imagine what she'd be like WITH her memories. Considering that first screenshot, the amnesia is the only thing holding her back..

She even asks the nog for a tour.
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All I did was expose the people who can't read and they get angry!
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rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 18:41
All I did was expose the people who can't read and they get angry!
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Lady Shar more like lady shar-ing because that's what you're gonna be doing a lot of!
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rpghq goty btw
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Oyster Sauce wrote: March 29th, 2024, 18:44
rusty_shackleford wrote: March 29th, 2024, 18:41
All I did was expose the people who can't read and they get angry!
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*agrees to share your woman(your property)*
*is surprised when your property is shared*
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