Stellar Blade

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 11th, 2024, 21:39

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

"Hey I know a great studio that can check this game's flaws and make it more palatable for our wide, diverse audience. It's called "sweet baby" or something like this"

Orvas Dren · Post by **Orvas Dren** » March 11th, 2024, 21:54

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

goon to ***** pipeline will be vindicated soon

Element · Post by **Element** » March 12th, 2024, 12:18

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 12th, 2024, 16:21

Element wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 12:18

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?

Apparently making a coomer game depicting attractive women and threatening to release it so you can hold **** hostage is the easiest way to become rich

Element · Post by **Element** » March 12th, 2024, 16:23

Anon wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 16:21

Element wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 12:18

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?
Apparently making a coomer game depicting attractive women and threatening to release it so you can hold **** hostage is the easiest way to become rich

https://giphy.com/gifs/shark-tank-VFYJXIuuFl6pO

PayStation · Post by **PayStation** » March 14th, 2024, 01:00

Hentai disguised as video game.

Post by **maidenhaver** » March 14th, 2024, 01:23

Nammu Archag wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 21:54

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

goon to ***** pipeline will be vindicated soon

Reactionaries did this.

Mondain · Post by **Mondain** » March 14th, 2024, 09:03

Element wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 12:18

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 20:00
It's over. Korea has fallen.

They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?

Their other game is gacha garbage, this will probably have lootboxes

gerey · Post by **gerey** » March 14th, 2024, 11:05

Element wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 12:18
They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?

Turns out pandering to a male audience with plenty of waifus makes money. Who would have thought?

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 14th, 2024, 15:36

Yes, this is real. The original illustration used on the left side of the class synopsis was for Tomb Raider. Someone edited in Stellar Blade.

We just keep winning bros XD

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 14th, 2024, 15:44

Post by **Breathe** » March 14th, 2024, 16:07

gerey wrote: ↑ March 14th, 2024, 11:05

Element wrote: ↑ March 12th, 2024, 12:18
They've only released the one game and their valuation is already about the level of CDPR's market cap?
Turns out pandering to a male audience with plenty of waifus makes money. Who would have thought?

Especially when they've been deprived of it in recent mainstream games.

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 14th, 2024, 16:18

The *** that restored order to the universe... bringer of light...

Norfleet · Post by **Norfleet** » March 14th, 2024, 16:34

aweigh wrote: ↑ March 14th, 2024, 15:36
Yes, this is real. The original illustration used on the left side of the class synopsis was for Tomb Raider. Someone edited in Stellar Blade.

I remember when someone took the original "butt focus" video from that and then replaced the game footage with that of Batman, so everything she was now saying was juxtaposed with Batman's *** doing the exact same thing.

Because as it turns out, in a third-person camera, you spend an awful lot of time looking at the protagonist's ***, whether it's Lara Croft or Batman.

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 14th, 2024, 20:51

great decision, i like it.

Post by **WhiteShark** » March 15th, 2024, 15:54

They're backpedaling.

https://archive.is/2By1f

Post by **WhiteShark** » March 17th, 2024, 00:29

Now Kotaku publishes an article overflowing with praise for Eve and her skinsuit without a single word of reproof.

https://archive.is/3yz4N

Post by **maidenhaver** » March 17th, 2024, 00:58

They saw the money, and its ok because she isn't white. All part of the gayops.

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 31st, 2024, 00:43

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » March 31st, 2024, 06:38

sneak peek at Stellar Blade's XBOX port

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » April 1st, 2024, 00:38

EDIT: for context, the SHIFT UP studio CEO is also the character designer, he started as an artist, same as his wife.

He also bought every single employee a PS5 so they can play the game on launch.

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » April 1st, 2024, 00:53

aweigh wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2024, 00:38
EDIT: for context, the SHIFT UP studio CEO is also the character designer, he started as an artist, same as his wife.

He also bought every single employee a PS5 so they can play the game on launch.

He should sue for libel.

Metalhead33 · Post by **Metalhead33** » April 1st, 2024, 13:52

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » April 1st, 2024, 22:30

Post by **SpellSword** » April 1st, 2024, 22:59

aweigh wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2024, 22:30

Loud Wrong wrote:
This seems overt lol. These devs just don't give a ****. They Should.

ClickyCal' wrote:
They do give a ****. They are actively misogynists. This is a part of their vision.

C. S. Lewis wrote:
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

Remember the time of "Respect the artistic vision" and "Separate the art from the artist". Funny how all that goes out the window the moment it is not you who is being offered a chance to consume their vision.

RangerBoo · Post by **RangerBoo** » April 1st, 2024, 23:05

aweigh wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:43

Of course RetardEra is upset about Eve from Steller Blade. I believe the character is suppose to be 32 years old which makes her way too old for RetardEra's liking if you catch my drift.

buttfucker 3000 · Post by **buttfucker 3000** » April 1st, 2024, 23:10

aweigh wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2024, 22:30

LeftIsts when pretty woman: GRRRR MISOGYNY! INCELS! RAAAAHHHH

Leftists when Astarion, bestiality and incest: WAOW!!!BASED BASED BASED

RangerBoo · Post by **RangerBoo** » April 1st, 2024, 23:34

buttfucker 3000 wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2024, 23:10

aweigh wrote: ↑ April 1st, 2024, 22:30

LeftIsts Women when pretty woman: GRRRR MISOGYNY! INCELS! RAAAAHHHH

Leftists Women when Astarion, bestiality and incest: WAOW!!!BASED BASED BASED

Fixed it for you.

Orvas Dren · Post by **Orvas Dren** » April 1st, 2024, 23:36

Do any of you ******* even have a gaystation?

Post by **The_Mask** » April 1st, 2024, 23:38

Who is eager to find out who is the white lady lying on the desk?

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